It's the week before Christmas and roommates Bonnie and Caroline wake up from a wild night out with two unexpected guests: Bonnie's personified brood of a best friend, Stefan, and Caroline's booty-call-of-the-month, Damon. It's all standard morning fare until they realize a massive snowstorm hit Boston the night before, and suddenly a bickery, harmless morning after becomes... six.

Hello boarders! Jack Jackal here to give you the latest and hottest scoops about our favorite house. Anubis. / Everywhere they go, Jack Jackal knows. All of their secrets revealed to the entire school. Based off of Gossip Girl, but you don't need to have seen the show or read the book to read this. Rated T for obvious reasons.