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Of Disguise Kits and Miniguns by GothicCheshire reviews
"I don't think he can do it." "Now, boy, I wouldn't be too sure, that Spook, well, he can be pretty damn tricky..."
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,541 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/7/2017 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Heavy, Spy - Complete
T is for Team and F is for Fortress by Pit-Trap reviews
A is for argue. B is for blood. C is for cards. Follow the BLU team through the entire alphabet.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,698 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Complete
Burn, Baby, Burn by Totenkinder Madchen reviews
Female? Who cares? Burning stuff is more important. Now a series of ficlets, based around the BLU Pyro and various teammates. Adventure/Friendship 'fic, no pairings. Chapter six: some people are just crazy.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,444 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Pyro
Creature Fortress 2 by Pit-Trap reviews
The Horseless Headless Horsemann was just having a little fun, nothing more! What he did to the BLUs wasn't that bad! They would return to normal... eventually.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,498 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Horseless Headless Horsemann - Complete
Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler by ChaosandMayhem reviews
When Respawn malfunctions and their annoying Scout is turned into something far more precocious, it'll take all of the RED team's wits and patience to look after him. At the same time, Engineer must find a way to turn Scout back into an adult before the BLUs-or anyone else-realizes what's happened. No pairings, just a bunch of exhausted trained killers and one hyperactive child.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,262 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Scout, Spy - Complete
Meet the Recruits by Tokyo Sunset reviews
Describing what led each charachter to join RED. Rated T for language, violence, gore and suggestive themes.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,765 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Complete
Stitches by IxLovexEwe reviews
When Teddy Roosebelt doesn't make it through respawn, Engie is heartbroken. Heavy tries to help, with some assistance from Medic. The origins of Teddy Roosebelt. Engie has a family. Some Heavy/Medic fluff. Complete.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,031 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Medic, Heavy, Engineer, Sniper - Complete
TEEN FORTRESS 2 by MarissaTheWriter reviews
The Team Fortess 2 is good frends but how did they all meet? Turns out they was all studens at PORTAL HIGH SCHOOL were they face real teen problems lick drugs an stuff! An seekwillspinoff to ITS MY LIFE! which is the most famos Portal fanfic every!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,579 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Scout, Pyro - Complete
The Secret Santa by art1st4786 reviews
Upon being snowed in at the RED base at Coldfront with no way to go home to their families for Christmas, a certain member of RED decides to bring Christmas to his teammates on Christmas Eve. Rated for mild language. Contains fluff.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,724 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Soldier, Scout - Complete
Spyology by Hunter Kitty reviews
Soldier is sent to the Protection Institute of Specialized Spyanimals to learn about Spy Crabs and other assorted Spy-based anomalies.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,558 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Soldier - Complete
Mechanics by dear cecil reviews
A collection of shorts focusing on Dell Conagher and his amazing-as-hell robot hand. Warning: Gore, cannibalism, sex, etc. Some chapters are connected to previous ones, some are stand-alone.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,016 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Engineer
Halflife Fulllife Consequences: Free Man by squirrelking reviews
John Freeman has to make the ultamate choose to save humens and Henry Freeman
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Complete