Bulma is Frieza's brain. Vegeta is Frieza's brawn. Together they are Frieza's most dangerous weapons. When they meet, they begin to go through significant psychological and physical changes. Whether these changes are for better or for worse remains to be seen.

As Bilbo's 111th birthday draws near, he longs for the love he lost sixty years ago and is surprised when a knock at the door turns out to be someone entirely unexpected. Will Thorin's unexpected return rekindle old flames that never truly went out or will it open old wounds that have never truly closed? AU R&R written by request of animefanreader402

When Vegeta, a 19th Century British Duke, comes to take away the American Heiress' Bulma Briefs brother, he never expected to feel such passion for the infuriating woman. Historical romance, DBZ characters. Rated M for later chapters

AU, largely BV,with other pairings (m/f and m/m). With Earth destroyed, Bulma and the Z gang find themselves in an outer space guerilla war against a tyrant. Can the mysterious Vengeance help her win the war against Frieza, and more importantly,the ruthless Vegeta?

When Thorin is injured in the Battle of the Five Armies, Bilbo surprises everyone with his healing abilities. Then as Erebor starts to rebuild he continues to surprise people with his knowledge and skills. On top of everything else that is occuring there is a dwarf king and a hobbit are be trying to court one another without the other knowing. Direct Spoilers for the end of book.

What would have happened if Bilbo had made different choices at crucial moments during the quest to reclaim Lonely Mountain from Smaug? A companion piece to Memories: Beautiful and Painful Things. Mix of Movieverse and Bookverse with no major spoilers since we are going AU with this. Thilbo/Bagginshield.

The adventure doesn't end after the Battle of Five Armies. Bilbo lingers in Erebor while Thorin recovers from his wounds, and soon finds himself caught up in politics, romance, and the occasional kidnapping. Ensemble cast. AU. Eventually Thorin/Bilbo.

Thorin Oakenshield, King Under the Mountain and Totally Majestic Badass of Middle Earth, does not have a raging hard-on for Bilbo Baggins. No, seriously. Just read his diary.

When a war between two empires reaches Earth, the Z Fighters find themselves Ki-less and outgunned. With little other choice, they are forced into a temporary alliance with one of the empires. This has unforeseen consequences, however, when Vegeta is recognized, arrested, tried, and sentenced to a lifetime of service in the empire's army. B/V, G/Cc, Gh/V

AU — When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.

Thorin finds a dwarven ring of power in Smaug's hoard, and it drives him first into the madness of greed and then under the control of Sauron. Yet Sauron senses through him the one who carries the Ring, and sets Thorin after him. Now half in the shadow world, Thorin hunts Bilbo, despite all past love and friendship. Ringwraith!Thorin, Thorin/Bilbo, Dark Fix-it, AU after BoFA

The famed three years, but with an A/U twist. After leaving Bulma and breaking her heart in the process, Vegeta, newly crowned King of New Vegetasei, comes back to Earth with a propostion for Bulma, one that she may not be able to refuse.

AU – Modern, Human, F!Bilbo. Bilba Baggins, model for a premier lingerie company, isn't always entirely convinced that the perks of the job are worth the hassle. Can't she even go to the shops without being recognized? But Thorin doesn't seem to recognize her at all, even with her nearly-naked body forever plastered across half of London. That's... a very refreshing change.

After being rescued by Bilbo, Thorin begins to realize that his feelings for the halfling are more than simple gratitude. But past ills cannot be so easily undone, and the growing need inside him proves difficult to understand or control. And although he might be king in name, a man without land or wealth has little to offer anyone. (Thorin/Bilbo)

When Thorin arrives for a long-overdue visit, it jolts Bilbo and Frodo out of their comfortable routine. Frodo longs for adventure, while Bilbo remains haunted by memories of the past and hesitates to take his new heir on a dangerous journey. But when surprising news arrives from Erebor, Bilbo is forced to admit that adventure might not be finished with him just yet. AU

Companion piece of "An Unexpected Addition". As Consort Under the Mountain, Bilbo quickly realizes that there's a lot more to dwarves than meets the eye. Short drabbles that focus on the lives of the Company after the Battle of the Five Armies and before the War of the Ring. Expect quite a lot of little Frodo, hurt/comfort moments, and Erebor's favorite royals.

In which everyone sees the budding romance between Thorin and Bilbo, except, of course, for Thorin and Bilbo themselves.

A long time ago, a hobbit, a Baggins of Bag End, saved a dwarf prince, one of the line of Durin, and died in the process. As a result, the dwarf prince made a vow to the dying Baggins that one day one of his line would take a Baggins as a consort to repay the hobbit for his sacrifice. Years passed and Gandalf the Grey pays Bilbo Baggins a visit that will change his life...

.:C:. AU. Billa didn't know she was about to fall violently in love, not when she first heard that the dwarf king Thorin was looking for a new partner. Her main priority was still to just go home and make second dinner for herself, forgetting the entire thing ever happened. She didn't realize all of Erebor would never be the same. fem!BilboxThorin.

A one-shot which explores power, sex, and trust using popular themes of b/v fandom. Ye been warned.

Thorin wishes to protect Bilbo, but Bilbo can take care of himself just fine, thank you very much. Bilbo/Thorin slash, AU in which none of our lovely dwarves die during the whole Smaug ordeal. The fic is currently being betad by wonderful NoteMyGrin. (Original fic title "Hiding, Hiding Under Your Nose")

Hobbits rub noses to greet each other - a fact the dwarves don't know until they arrive in Rivendell and Elrond greets a surprised Bilbo by rubbing their noses together. Some of the company find it quite amusing, but Thorin is less than pleased. Fluff! Fill for the Hobbit Kink Meme.

All of the dwarves survive the Battle of the Five Armies, but Bilbo must return to the Shire to sort out his old life and make way for a new one in Erebor. Over one year later, Bilbo comes back to the Lonely Mountain with a recently orphaned Frodo. King Thorin isn't quite sure what to make of this new, tiny addition to his Company. Slow build, Company and character focused.

Soulmate AU; Thorin/Bilbo romance. In a Middle Earth where dwarves dream of Heartsongs and hobbits carry the name of their fated partner as private Mark, Bilbo Baggins had never been able to properly translate the strange rows of runes inscribed on his wrist. And likewise, Thorin Oakenshield had never imagined he would hear the voice of his Heartsong from a fussy little hobbit.

When Bilbo and Thorin started dating, there might have been a few things that didn't quite add up. He always tried to avoid talking about his job, he always seemed to be surrounded by men that he worked with, and his family was more than a little strange. The realization that Thorin was the head of an organized crime ring, however, was more than Bilbo ever bargained for.

My fill for a prompt on the Hobbit Kink meme. When Beorn calls Bilbo a little bunny and says he's getting fat, Bilbo worries that Thorin will not want him. Thorin detects something is wrong and comfort sex ensues. I decided to upload my fill here as well to make it easier to read.

"Enough!" I interrupted sharply, drawing myself up to my full height and laying a hand on the hilt of my sword. "Listen to me very carefully. No one touches the Hobbit." I let my eyes harden. "Anyone who tries will answer to me."

"I think congratulations are in order!" Bilbo/Thorin. Humor. Ficlet.

Brutally murdered then resurrected, Bulma Briefs is a changed woman. Can Vegeta show her that there is nothing to fear but fear itself or will she forever stay a prisoner of her own mind?