The Wedding Bride was a terrible, terrible movie. Thankfully, Ted now knows someone who hates it as much as he does (though for different reasons) and learns an important lesson.

What if before Barney met Ted and the others, he had met one other person? And what if he had met this person as she was about to jump off the observations deck of the Empire State Building? And what if he had managed to get her not to jump? What if she became a part of the group, even before Robin did?