Hermione is incensed by sexist advice shared at work. Draco makes her feel better. Many times over. Cross-posted from AO3. Originally written for SD Valentine's Smut Fest 2019. P with a little P.

She's an easy target and she knows it, the victim of various holiday tricks, bets, and wagers. This year, however, Draco Malfoy is the one knocking on Hermione Granger's door, and the old adage "pony up" takes on a new and rather literal meaning. M for language

When Hermione Granger and Severus Snape are thrown together by the ill-conceived Marriage Law, no one doubts they'll make a good undercover team for the Order. No one suspects that they'll find mutual respect, love, and a plot to destroy the world. A story in 3 parts.

After Horace Slughorn dies Severus Snape and a recently widowed Draco Malfoy run into potion problems. To keep Severus alive, they ask the smartest person they know for assistance. During their work Severus discovers that Lucius is up to his old tricks and is obsessed with finding out his motivations. For Golden Age Fest. Hogwarts alumni are grandparent age. SS/HG eventually.

AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*

While on a quest in the name of house-elf equality Hermione discovers both a living Severus Snape and a missing piece of wizarding history.

The Malfoy, Potter, Pucey and Weasley families have taken the boys on an outing. Who will be taking care of the girls? Narcissa offers her services as baby-sitter, but neglects to inform her husband. He is now surrounded by small girls who are fascinated with his pretty, pretty hair. Non-canon ships. Blatant kid!fic. Warning: Lucius used as a dress-up doll.

Written for the Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition Round 9 with this prompt: What if one of the Next Generation was born with a mental or physical disability? How Albus' Autism shaped his life and choices at Hogwarts and beyond. Albus Severus/Scorpius. Warning: Neural Diversity.

Ginny's determination to keep Ron and Hermione together has unexpected results. Time Travel, Unusual Pairing or should we say 'grouping' suggested by Terrence Rogue. Fabian/Hermione/Gideon

After the Unbreakable Vow incident which forever altered the state of Fred's left buttock George decides that maybe a slightly less dangerous vow might be just as much fun. Things don't quite turn out exactly as planned. FredxHermionexGeorge, but not twincest. Please remember, YKINMK. Ratings for language, mature content, some violence, and Umbridge.

We have the testimony of Harry, but witnesses can be notoriously unreliable, especially when they have only part of the story. This is a biography of Severus Snape from his birth until his death. It is canon-compatible, and it is Snape's point of view.

Hermione quite literally crashes her way back through time by roughly twenty years. There is no going back; the only way is to go forward. And when one unwittingly interferes with time, what one expects may not be what time finds...

One good turn always deserves another. Apparently. Epilogue compliant/AU. HPDM slash but some canon het along the way. Please trust me - I promise the epilogue will not bite you.

Potter has cake. How rude. DrabbleFAIL for dysonrules. HPDM. AU 7th-year fluffy!verse. Daftness ahoy!

Severus Snape did what he thought he needed to do to get the job done and broke himself. Years later, Hermione Granger realizes that he had been counting on her to fix him. Dark, SS/HG. AU after HBP

How long does a thirsty man stare at a glass of water before he takes a sip? How long can a woman keep putting another first before she rebels? EWE?, SS/HG, Adultery.

Hermione's self-imposed distance from her friends comes to an end when Ron asks for help. When they realise The Golden Trio aren't enough to solve a mystery, Hermione hires a pro. Epilogue free, for your pleasure.

Ron saves Snape's life after the Battle of Hogwarts, invoking a new life debt, and something else... AU, EWE?, SS/HG, M for Language and Sexuality.

When one door closes, another one opens... with a bit of a push. Life, love and complications. Sequel to Reparations. HPDM slash. COMPLETED.

Years after the fall of Voldemort, Hermione and Severus find themselves in a Ministry assigned anger management class.

#3 of the 'Safe' series sees our beloved characters in the midst of the Final Battle. Will they both survive? Will they tell each other how they feel? Will Severus Drop Trou? We finally earn our 'M' rating! Many Canon facts were killed. sry. not.

Continuing what The Safe House started. Hermione contemplates what she wants to transmit, while Severus ruminates on the nature of kisses. As always, completely ignores DH and large chunks of anything else that got in my way. Complete.

Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places. HPDM pre-slash/slash. Now completed.

After Harry and Draco are called into the Headmistress office to discuss Albus and Scorpius, they decide to get a drink and find out what else they have in common. Slash. Hot sex. Loose sequel to Something to Talk About.

Fluff. Harry Hermione. An afternoon in the life of a middle aged couple. Smut.

AU, eventual HPDM slash, very Slytherin!Harry. Harry's twin Connor is the Boy Who Lived, and Harry is devoted to protecting him by making himself look ordinary. But certain people won't let Harry stay in the shadows... COMPLETE

Hermione Granger dies in a potions accident during her final year at Hogwarts. She's not thrilled when she comes back as a ghost, and really not happy at the idea of spending eternity haunting Severus Snape's classroom. This story is being reposted.