Clint Barton didn't expect visitors in Homestead. Especially teenagers stealing from him in the middle of the night. But when Clint confronts him and realizes he's not alone... well, what's he's supposed to do? The Avengers have everything, it seems, but a family man. Featuring fanboy Thor, Steve's overprotective nature, and twice the Jackson as you'd expect. (Percabeth later on.)

Thorin is King Under the Mountain, Dis is the royal princess, Fili is the crown prince, but Kili, while he is loved, no one pays much attention to him or takes him seriously after all, he's just Kili.