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For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (im catholic, not christian. Same idea though)

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.


I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (I have a bunch of girl friends, but since I’m a girl too, I don’t think it applies)

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly… or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
(again, catholic, not christian)

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dorm.

I’m BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.


I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cocky or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree-hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast


I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist


I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake


I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

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PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.


I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.


I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.


We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.


I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.


I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.


I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.


I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.


We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.


I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.


I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.


I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.


I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.


I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.


I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.


I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.


I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.


I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.


I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

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Red Walkways by DeetsViBre reviews
Naruto isn't like everyone thinks, and when he and his teammates are forced into situation outside of the norm they begin to learn who Naruto really is. SasuNaruSasu, KakaIru, rating is going to be very appropriate later in story. YOAI Book I COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,659 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 1,529 - Follows: 1,017 - Updated: 12/4/2014 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Guarded by Ginny Perry reviews
A year after N left, Black has lost his sense of direction, and seeks him out of desperation. What will have become of the former king of Team Plasma? Isshushipping, multi-chaptered, YAOI!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,071 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Hilbert/Touya, N H./Natural H. G.
Passion and Tears by moonbeard reviews
The long awaited sequel to Fire and Water. Need I say more? There will be YAOI, so don't like don't read. Disclaimer: I don't own a thing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,371 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 5/30/2009 - [Sasuke U., Suigetsu H.]
Forget Me Not by ItachiFanGirl24 reviews
Sasori and Deidara are madly in love. Then one day the blond just disappears, never to be found. Years later Sasori is happily married with two kids and his long lost lover comes back into his life. What's he suppose to do now? Rated M for lemons later.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,220 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Sasori, Deidara
Bitten by naebye reviews
He let his instincts take over for a moment as he buried his face in the boy's exposed neck, a tongue pressing against the delicate skin and hunting down the racing pulse. Sebastian inhaled the boy's delicious scent, his fangs impulsively beginning to extend in preparation. SxC
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,045 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Oh Sh t! by Akira-kun reviews
"My life was perfectly fine until Kyuubi decided I'm gay, in love with Sasuke, and started to play cupid in a freaky way! Who told that crazy demon to mess with my life? And what do Itachi and Akatsuki have to do with all of this?" Lemons. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 110,228 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 6/11/2011 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
An Earl's Play by scripturient reviews
Alois has teased Ciel one too many times. He'll play his game, but on his own terms. Lemon. CielxAlois.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,474 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Ciel P., Alois T. - Complete
Lights Out by NaruSasuNaruLover reviews
Naruto and Sasuke hated each other in high school. What happens when in college they are roomed together? How about when the power goes out and one is afraid? AU, NaruSasu, Rating to be safe. Reposted
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 127,475 - Reviews: 1283 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ending in Ebony by Itadakimasui-chan reviews
Suigetsu is a lonely, bored, and poor sixteen year old. Sasuke is a rich orphan in constant search for his brother. If the lavender-eyed teen could lead him to Itachi, what would Sasuke do to get answers? SasuSui yaoi with lemons in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,129 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Suigetsu H., Sasuke U.
It Had To Be You by Maura Maud Jadeit reviews
Sometimes you don't realize what's right in front of you until it's too late. Sometimes you realize it just in time to catch it before it will disappear. Slash
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,850 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 8/28/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
At A Crossroads by Elanra reviews
Post-series. 4 years after Nezumi left. He wakes up to find himself at a crossroads after having a dream about Shion. Will he return to him?
No. 6 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,293 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion - Complete
Buried Below by Icefeathers reviews
Team Stax is on a typical mission. But with the appearance of the E-teens, things go horribly wrong. When Maya's in danger, can Ky save her in time? And will his feelings be revealed in the process?
Redakai: Conquer the Kairu - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Ky S., Maya - Complete
Seven minutes to change my world by Akira-kun reviews
"Of course that playing Truth or Dare mixed up with Seven Minutes in Heaven would be ok! Even with the vodka, the discussions, the tinny closet, the confessions, the weird feelings and all! Why in the world it wouldn't be totally ok?" SasuNaru – Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,605 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] [Neji H., Ino Y.] - Complete
Sanity in a Nuthouse by ChocolateSins reviews
Teito gets sent to a mental clinic and meets his new room mate, smut eventually, Rated M. Full on Yaoi. Don't like, don't read. MikageXTeito and other side pairings
07-Ghost - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,144 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Mikage, Teito K.
Unchecked Emotions by Farawayfox reviews
A sensual little shiver goes up my back. What is he doing? He lowers his face towards mine, our eyes meet; he is giving me a chance to pull away. I don't.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,635 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
A Wedding, 2 Break Ups, & A Make Up by Mitsu Amarante reviews
Naruto and Sasuke broke up over five years ago, but when Sakura invites them both to a month long vacation in a cabin, they are forced to meet again. Can they get past their former wrongs?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,300 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Beautiful Scars by seductivefeline reviews
N returns! But he's more twisted, strange and untrusting than he was before. What will Black do about it? Can he do anything? Can he heal this wounded soul? Rated M for language, sexual content and mentions of abuse. Isshu/Unovashipping. Sequel is DISCONTINUED.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 57 - Words: 128,374 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - N H./Natural H. G., Hilbert/Touya - Complete
Altered States by VioletWylde reviews
Sasuke knew how he felt about Naruto, but fear kept him from acting. What happens when those fears are locked away? When suppressed feelings are allowed to surface? A mysterious extra credit assignment may provide opportunity. AU. Yaoi. Lemons & language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 104,266 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Not So Lucky by Mitsu Amarante reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is the new kid in school but he's got a problem with his new school. Suigetsu Hozuki the school's resident sex god has made it his personal goal to sleep with Sasuke before the years out!;D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,857 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Suigetsu H., Sasuke U.
When The Demons Wake by KCTwister reviews
Hunted for the demon in which he has become, Naruto, with Sasuke, are charged with a dangerous mission that sends them into enemy territory. Sequel to Tainted Embrace. SasukeXNaruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 117,033 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tainted Embrace by KCTwister reviews
Mysterious murders are taking place in the village and Naruto is failing in health, Sasuke being the only thing that can make him feel better. SasukeXNaruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,445 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete