Epic romantic fantasy adventure, seriously AU, with angst and fluff in equal measure. I can sense your hesitation, but just give the first chapter a try. It's been winning some folks over and it may surprise you.

Kurt Hummel has a shot at being Captain for the Slytherin Quidditch team if only he agrees to seduce and take Hufflepuff's star Keeper out of the picture before the first big game. And as luck would have it, Blaine Anderson has overcome many obstacles in his life, only to come out on top, but one he has never managed to get past...? His completely hopeless crush on Kurt Hummel.

I decided to mesh together a fuckload of tropes/prompts. From the text to the wrong number, to meeting in an elevator. Mostly it's funny and stupid. Apologies to anyone who likes high heeled converse all stars.

Kurt's on a train to NYC, depressed, lost, alone in the world. But things could still get worse: The train becomes mysteriously empty, stops, and leaves him stranded in an unfamiliar middle of nowhere. Suddenly, he's surrounded with wizards and healers, and most of all, people who tell him he's the Crown Prince supposed to save them from the horrors of tyranny. (warnings inside)

AU, set in Kurt's freshman year of college. Kurt has never met Blaine. Burt's heart attack left Kurt concerned about his father's health so he put his dreams on hold, but a surprise opportunity may be all that Kurt has wished for and more.

Kurt Hummel has put his perfect life together carefully, making sure all the pieces fit exactly how he wanted them to. But all it takes is one name from his past to make all his hard work go to waste - Blaine Anderson.

Sequel to "Is It Weird?" Blaine and Kurt's first year as a couple, as hinted by the epilogue in IIW.

Blaine sends his Topics in Contemporary Music mid-term essay to the wrong e-mail address. Kurt, spending a semester abroad in Paris, is having a challenging night of essay writing and procrastination, and goes a little bit beyond letting Blaine know he got the wrong person, sparking a "weird pen-palish thing we got going on". (Warning: mentions of Finn and Finn's death)

Blaine Anderson is about to turn 30, and if he has to design one more logo for another small, quaint, but, you know, edgy-retro cupcake shop, he's going to fling himself off his 10-story office building. That is until an art director books a gorgeous male model who is just a few inches too short.

Desperate times call for desperate measures. When Blaine's heart gets broken again just before he was supposed to introduce his boyfriend to his entire family, he is too humiliated to show up alone at the Andersons' doorstep. Cue Kurt Hummel, a beautiful prostitute with nothing left to lose and a farce that will change their lives.

So I saw this thing on facebook where someone was musing what it would be like if one day John asked Sherlock what he was thinking about and Sherlock accidentally blurted "you," and I came up with this. I hope you like it, and though I'm not sure who came up with the idea, this one's for you! Oh, and I OWN NOTHING.

When Blaine came out at sixteen, everything changed. Fifty years in the future, sixteen year old Kurt is still hiding himself away, lost in the misery of a friendless high school life with only the memories of a dark-haired, kind boy who helped him when his mother died. A story of lost chances, saviors, and how love transcends the limits of Time. soulmates!Klaine, AU

Kurt had always thought the idea of seeing someone across a crowded subway platform and instantly knowing you have a connection with them was romantic and perfect. When the person you happen to lock eyes with is your ex-boyfriend and he's getting married in nine days, it's a little more complicated.

"Make someone happy, Make just one someone happy; Make just one heart the heart you sing to. One smile that cheers you, One face that lights when it nears you, One boy you're ev'rything to. Make someone happy, Make just one someone happy, And you will be happy, too."

Prompt: something sort of spawned off Quinn's "I donated the egg" line? Just like, their surrogate calling to tell them that the procedure took, maybe after a previous failed attempt so nobody had really gotten their hopes up, and BAM SUPER HAPPINESS? - I took this and made Quinn the surrogate as well, and she has Klaine find out in the cutest way possible. Entirely fluff.

There's a 24/7 grocery store in Bushwick, where you can do your emergency purchases at any hour of the day or night. And maybe you can even do a better bargain than you'd ever dream of.

A series of drabbles for each letter of the alphabet! Featuring Klaine, crossovers, fluff, smut, angst, romance, a bit of everything you can imagine! Klaine AUs.

Blaine was so careful in planning a lovely surprise proposal... so how did Kurt find out? Set in 5x01.

Non canon, some similarities but completely AU : Blaine and his writing partner and best friend Wes may have the next Broadway smash on their hands, but if it means having to work with the infamous director Kurt Hummel, Blaine may decide that it's not worth the trouble, or is it? They both have so many issues to work through, and they might have to do it together. R&R loves!

Kurt Hummel is living alone in NYC, trying to balance schoolwork and a very minor role on Broadway. After a night of heavy drinking, he invites a stranger to spend the night in his apartment. Little does he know, his life will never be the same. AU Klaine

Kurt Hummel is a Chef de Cuisine with a tongue as sharp as his knife. But when the restaurant across the street finally opens, Kurt is confronted with an old culinary school rival - the always smiling and opera-singing Italian Chef Blaine Anderson and things are about to heat up faster than the average stove.

When Kurt was nine, his mom, an organ donor, died. Now, at seventeen, Kurt is on a search to find who has her heart... but, what he ends up finding is so much more.

Blaine Anderson doesn't believe in magic, but when he meets the mysterious Kurt he just might have to change his mind. Blaine knows Kurt doesn't belong in his well-ordered world, but he may end up being just what Blaine and his family need most. AU

Mr. Anderson is Kurt's history teacher, probably the only teacher in the school that really, truly cares about the bullying he encounters for being gay. He'd never imagined that Mr. Anderson would actually try to set him up with his younger brother. AU

When fashion critic Kurt Hummel destroys one of the fashion lines on his desk and shames the designer out of the country, his jilted ex sets about getting his revenge. Based on a movie of the same title. Hevans and Seblaine, eventual Klaine.

Whatever Mycroft had said about caring, Sherlock knew there was only one reason he was committed to bringing Jim's whole empire down. Sherlock cared about John, and he'd do anything to keep him safe.

Lestrade and Donovan make a bet regarding Sherlock and John. It doesn't take long for the majority of the Yard to get involved. S/J

Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married? Slash / Romance / Angst / Humour ... Now with added Christmas!

Or, a Week Spent on Artificial Stimulants. Sherlock overdoses on Red Bull, much to John's dismay. Spin-off fic set before the events of "You Can Imagine the Christmas Dinners". Pre-slash if you squint, but can be read as gen.

Sherlock drags John along to Christmas dinner with Mycroft and Mummy And "Anthea", too . Over the course of the evening, John realises that everyone in the room - apart from him - seems to think that he and Sherlock are a couple. Shenanigans ensue.