I AM CGKrows / metalarmeddeer @ tumblr / CGKrows @ Archive of Our Own (slowly posting stuff to view there as well)

READ AND REVIEW MY STORIES! BE ACTIVE AND CLICK THE TEXT BOX AND TYPE 'MORE CHAPTERS.' Share the reviewing love, man!

I am a part of way too many fandoms and constantly find myself reading fanfiction. That, or I'm tearing through as many books as I can... then searching the internet for fanfiction with varying degrees of success. I'm only a painfully ridiculous person when it comes to remembering bizarre factoids.

Warning: I don't often write straight Caucasian OCs. Support OC characters, sure. But I usually write mixed-race or Latina OCs that are bisexual if not gender fluid the most. #sorrynotsorry

I got all sorts of crazy ideas, and being a decent enough writer (I personally think I improve every day I write) I can type them out. As a person, I have a deep fascination for philosophy, literary analysis, and writing styles. Thesauruses are my best friends. I have a certain love for birds (HAHA, TOTAL UNDERSTATEMENT, I OWN SO MANY), as well as History; specifically World History and Anthropology. That's all I'll say for now.

I have: (Updated May 2018)

- A deity better known as Death living life to the fullest in New York while longing to find her Master, but finds herself dealing with Superheroes. (Dead, sadly)

- A genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist with the name of Tony Stark getting viciously thrown into the world of Middle-Earth, causing mayhem and somehow finding a living while saving that world from destruction. (Under Revision/Haitus)

- A Ithilien ranger serving under the sons of the Steward with her--err, his--garrison of fellow ranger folk and going about life on the front lines; let there be talk of tactics, references to politics, various places in Gondor, ridiculousness, and a possible change in the future of Middle-Earth. (WIP)

- A young wizard has horrible luck, ends up in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and must now assimilate into domesticity or be treated as an international threat; at least he has a cool roomie. (WIP)

- One witch finds herself the handler of the Winter Soldier, and she must use all her political pull and intelligence to find a way to free him of the accidental servitude she forced upon him; And, somewhere along the path of healing, Bucky finds himself smitten. (WIP)

- A super soldier is a horribly depressed, PTSD-ridden mess, but he finds solace in art and a very strange young woman. (WIP)

- An awkward Enhanced person living in Romania who decides to help out a fellow outcast, resulting in a lot of emotional support and friendship... and eventually an Avengers Civil War. (WIP)

-A very tired lumberer finds herself entangled in a plot involving too many curious characters and a very shiny ring; can she catch a break? (WIP)

- Possible other upcoming stories for whatever the hell I feel like. My inspiration is a wild, untamed creature. You have been warned!

If you want to read more stuff by me, find me on AO3! I'm under the same username.

Favorite Quotes:

"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!" -A Few Good Men

"Let it be." -John Lennon

"As for the Dwarf, he was religiously sharpening his mighty axe."

"Ha, and I could have just jumped into a rainbow and found myself a Kuriboh."

"Well isn't that WIZARD." -The tenth doctor, Doctor Who

"You bitches have obviously never been to California!"

"And then there was one..."

"You boys look like ya' just saw Sauron skinny-dipping in the river Isen."

"Let's roll out!" -Optimus Prime, Transformers

I am disinclined to acquiesce with your request." -Elizabeth Swann, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl

"The man's eyes flicked to me and realization dawned on him. I was the woman who almost ran him over." -Breeze, It Came Rolling in on a Warm Summer's Breeze.

"Get the bitch a cannon; Bitches LOVE cannons." -Hellsing Abridged.

"The Madman, The Lover, and The Poet: All of whom are insane on some level or another."

"Some people want power and they get mad when they don't get it. They take their fury out on everyone else. You don't want it, it becomes you." -Hatake Kakashi, Naruto

"When Rome's in ruins, we are the lions, free of the colosseums..." -Young Volcanoes by Fallout Boy

"I am the Earth Mother and all men are fools!" From Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

"Nothing is True, Everything is Permitted." Assassin's Creed

"Properly practiced, knitting soothes the troubled spirit, and doesn't hurt the untroubled spirit either." -Elizabeth Zimmermann

"A picture is a poem without words." -Horace

"The past is gone, you cannot change it! But, the future is based on the decisions you make..." Atem, Yu-Gi-Oh! the Original Series

"No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist." -Oscar Wilde

"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained." -Mark Twain

"He who is unable to live in society, or who has no need because he is sufficient for himself, must be either a beast or a god." -Aristotle

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." -William Shakespeare

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace." -Jimi Hendrix

"The future is unlimited, and the past is a trace of a memory." -Seto Kaiba, Yu-Gi-Oh! the Original Series

"In the shinobi world, those that break the written and unwritten rules are deemed trash... but be that as it may... Those that would disregard their comrades so easily are even worse than trash. And those who don't have the decency to respect the memories of their comrades are the worst." -Hatake Kakashi, Naruto

"Language!" -Steve Rogers, Avengers: Age of Ultron

"You and me and the devil makes three, I don't need nobody but you, baby..." -The Sirens, Oh Brother! Where Art Thou?

"Let's face it: this is not the worse thing you've caught me doing." -Tony Stark, Iron Man

"I believe in the Heart of the Cards..." -Yami Yugi, Yu-Gi-Oh! the Original Series

"You gave up being good when you declared a state of war!" -Grimes, Kill V. Maim

"I cannot comprehend how a white man has the wide-reaching capacity for hate. He hates the red man, the black man, the brown man, the yellow man... yet even then, hating everyone around them, they still have the energy to hate their own; to hate Jews and Eastern Europeans to such a degree that they then become equal to all other men in oppression..." -James I. Morgan

“I am young, I am twenty years old; yet I know nothing of life but despair, death, fear, and fatuous superficiality cast over an abyss of sorrow. I see how peoples are set against one another, and in silence, unknowingly, foolishly, obediently, innocently slay one another.” -Erich Maria Remarque, All Quiet on the Western Front

“Ónen i-estel edain, ú-chebin estel anim. (I gave Hope to the Dúnedain, I have kept none for myself.)" -Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

"You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me." -C.S Lewis

The map of Osgiliath, if the link bothers to work: