Anatidaephobia's Cave of Awesomeness

Somehow, somewhere... a duck is watching you.

Terrifying thought, no?

Ni Hao!

Hey, I'm Anatidaephobia; call me Dae-chan! I'm here writing my first Hetalia fanfics, beginning with The Scent of Water, the prologue of which is currently under construction, but should be finished sometime before the sun explodes. Basically, all you really need to know about me is that I'm no history enthusiast and I hate doing research but for Hetalia I'll totally compromise; I like pinapple, olives, and bacon on my pizza; donairs are the bomb; goats smell bad; and I'm terrified of ducks, thunder, crossing roads, being eaten alive, and old men who stare at me like a piece of meat. I'm a seasoned writer and role-player scattered all over the net on some popular and some still semi-unknown websites for writing and role-playing, but I can only be found by those who already know where to look. I have a voice fetish. I squeal in a pitch so high that it makes dogs bark. I enjoy my lemons — take that as you will. I am an asexual plant. I like talking to people, so if you're bored and want to meet someone cool, I'm your babe. And for the record, I don't like being called babe, either. WOW, random paragraph with no point, no climax, and no meaning.

So... my Muse typically goes south for the winter, so chapters will be strained during the cold season. Subsequently, I work during the summer, so chapters will be strained during the hot season, as well. Funny how that works out...

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Dae-chan's Fics

Completed/In Progress

The Scent of Water
HongIce, eventual IggyChu
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Warns against mentions of mpreg and rape, coarse language, mild violence, possible future lemons and mpreg. Rating is for safety may be changed for safety.
Arthur and Yao have been fighting forever, and seventeen years later Li refuses to stand for it anymore. Everything he tries seems to go wrong, so how will he ever pull the two nations closer together? And what will happen when he begins to discover his own feelings for a certian Icelandic?
Multi-chaptered; total number undecided.
In Progress

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