It had been happening your whole life; people just didn't seem to take very well to you. But after a while of the names and the pushing and shoving, they really acted on it. They acted on their hate and it really, really hurt. Rating is now M for mature themes and language

A Homestuck AU based in Paris, with plenty of thrilling tales to tell. This city sets a stage for dramatic events that slowly unfold. Remember, it can only go deeper from here! Rated M for sex and related things. Trigger warnings for depression/cutting. Various pairings. Please forgive the bad command arrows; the site does not seem to like it when I make a 'greater than' sign.

Told from multiple points of view, this journey through both intimate relationships and the revelation of the Game's post-effect on the Beta kids, Alpha kids, and their Guardians.

in which Dave tries to take his anger out on furniture and occasionally really hot beverages, John tries to compete with Kanaya for the Meddler of the Year Award, and Kanaya Scoffs Quietly While Simultaneously Rectifying The Situation Without So Much As A Single Drop Of Sodium Based Bodily Temperature Reducing Fluid Secreted.

Roxy was born ten years after the world ended. Life was hard enough, and then her mother, her friends, even her cat don't last as long as she does. Now seventeen, Roxy has nothing to do, or even anything to live for besides getting drunk. Then one day a boy washes up in her city and what's left of Roxy's world is turned upside down.

John loves school and is friendly to every one he meets. Even the new girl, Vriska, after she beats him up. Vriska doesn't have the best reputation and she wont tell John anything about herself, but John wants to help her, give her a second chance at every thing she has messed up on, and maybe add a bit of romance to her life. Humanstuck...

Dirk finally confesses his feelings to Jake. . . and he has a secret. He's been working on a machine that will allow the two to meet in person. Interesting events occur. Will be rated M later on! Collab fic/rp with Ember8123. Enjoy !

Slavery!AU John is being sold in the slave market. He is purchased by Aranea. I can't write summery's for shit.

With John suffering from extreme nightmares, how will his stay with the Striders be? No. John is a man, and he can take care of himself, can't he?

John, once a child on alternia, is transfered back to his home planet. But he doesn't belong there either. What happens when he's reunited with the trollie friends of his youth? crap summary, sorry! johnXkar dont like, dont read, T for now- swearing, will be M later...

College/Non-Sburb AU: When they were younger, Dave and John were total bros; but as life went on, they stopped talking. However, they clearly live in a bad romance film- how else would they end up together again, living as roommates at a random university in a random state?

In a post-apocoliptic zombie out-break aftermath. Vriska Serket struggles to survive with her new found companions.

Bro meets a girl named Sis, and their resemblence is uncanny. They all lived together happily for sometime until something happens that changes everything and Dave will never be the same again. Sis/Bro pre-suburb Rated T for slight Language, no smut I suck at writing it anyways but you can use your imagination ;3

You've never been popular in school. This year is no different, so you've become guarded. When a new student comes who insists on talking to you, will you finally have someone close to you? anorexia warning

In which John Egbert fights for the heart of the super cool Dave Strider.

When Karkat is somewhat forced to go and help a certain spider out with her life, he finds out that she isn't as bad as she seems. They eventually spend a lot of time getting to know each other, but who will be the first to fall? Humanstuck AU with a shitty summary, Rated T for language.

Karkat Vantas is the lead director at the ever popular software company Prospitian Tech. But days of incompetence wear his patience thin, and the new transfer to Dersite Tech has him on edge, and caught in a certain programmer's eyes. T for Karkat

Your name is John Egbert, and you have a totally hard life. You have a crush on your roommate who ends up being your boyfriend. But no, some new boy has to come in and sweep him off his feet. Could life get any worse then that? Apperently so. Collegestuck! JohnDave, KarSol, TavGam, and more to come!

Gamzee is reunited with his long lost love after seven years thanks to a chance motorcycle accident. So why doesn't Tavros seem to remember him? And who's this Dave guy? Nothing to do with the movie Cloverfield xD AU, Humanstuck, PBJ, Davros, GamKat

Life is good for 21 year old Dave Strider. Well was good for him till he saw HER. Then everything was turned inside out upside down and amazing all in that one chance meeting. AU, Read and Review please.

You are Sollux Captor. You are a teacher at Alternia High. You would rather be a parole officer, but you are a young and proud teacher, because you are the same age as your students, but something comes at you that requires more experience than you have.

John gets beat up and Dave shows up to help him. Lots off fluffness and being cute boyfrinds ensues until John is put under house arrest by his dad. What will happen when he escapes with Dave and Bro! also some dirk/jake in here

Jake goes to visit Dirk in Texas for a month, only to be bombarded with drama and conflicting emotions. Rated M for future smut, language and drug/alcohol analogies.

Dave has a secret crush on his best bro, none other than John Egbert, and it's basically ruining his life. Rated T for swearing and mild sexual scenes/terms.

Karkat's dream is to create a love story that will make history. Unfortunately, his writing skills aren't the best. But when he gets sucked into this absolutely ridiculous relationship with a certain spider loving girl, will he finally realize that skills aren't all that matters? Humanstuck, and rating MIGHT change.

Dave wakes up one day to find out he's a girl. Will he be able to change back to his normal self, or will he be stuck as a mighty fine looking chick living with Bro? THIS IS MY FIRST HOMESTUCK FANFIC, SO PLEASE REVIEW MY STORY HONESTLY!

The game ended and the kids now go back to a semi-normal life. While Rose is sleeping, John, Dave and Jade decide to go out and chill at the local park. John decides to play a prank of sorts on Dave, resulting in something that completely destroys John and leaves Jade and Rose helpless. JohnDave & sadstuck c:

As the hump of the century comes and goes, so does the controversial romance between Jake English and the ever-elusive Dirk Strider. This is the story of a love found, lost, and rediscovered anew. 1940s-1950s AU.

-Rated M for Smut- You don't know what to do as two amazing men are both in love with you. But sadly you have trouble returning feelings due to the fact that you are already in love with someone else who lives too far away from you to even think about giving you a chance. Some people would call you lucky but most would say everything is unfortunate.

Dirk/Jake fic based off of the story The Princess Bride.

Dave moves in with his sister, Rose, up in Canada after losing his job and his girlfriend leaving him. John decides to visit his sister, Jade, needing a break from his music. Will fate have other plans in store for these two? DavexJohn, Rated T for swears, may change.

Dave wakes up in a hospital room, his head pounding furiously, without any memory of how he ended up there... And without any memory of anybody but himself.

When Dave and Dirk's father comes back into the picture; he jeopardizes Dirk's legal custody over Dave.

Your name is JOHN EGBERT, and you and your FRIENDS just successfully completed SBURB. Now what? Rated T for Homestuck. May contain traces of as-yet-undecided pairings in later chapters.

A closeted Dirk writes love letters to Jake English who, unfortunately, is taken. Only knowing each other from being in the same class, it's been three years that he's been admiring him; and now, he's irrevocably in love.

"One human. One tiny, stupid human. And by all the gods in this, and every other, universe, she was brilliant." / The Doctor misses Rose

Jade gets invited to spend the summer at Daves apartment, hilarious antics ensue. post scratch au, trolls and kids live amongst each other, because ships is why. slight amount of implied bro/dad WHOOPS this is so cracky it should collapse by now.

Skaia, a wonderous world thrown into war and turmoil. Derse and Prospit have been warring for eons, and little do they know that their world is about to face a danger like no Skaian could fathom. Follow Johnathan the Windcaller and Sir David the Fire-breather in a fantastic adventure of tragedy, love, pain, and suspense.

After six long years, the moment is finally happening.

"I don't even dare to breath. I wait for Donna to say something because I don't know what else to do. I feel so lost, unable to piece together what is happening in front of me because I don't want to admit it is actually happening." / Fair warning. Angst like woah.

After saving Natasha Romanoff from a playground bully, Clint becomes best friends with the little red head. Follows Romanoff and Barton through school from kindergarten to high school. Features characters from the movie-verse and some from the comic book-verse. AU.

"You seem like someone who likes adventure and shouldn't you have more hope to explore the mysteries of the world as I'm sure you do. Maybe you'll find yourself. Maybe you'll find true love. You don't know that unless you leave the past behind and go forward." Dirk/Jake Sadstuck AU.

Dirk finds that he cannot be everything that Jake wants; he decides to help him be with someone who can, Jane-the-female-blue-eyed-babe. M for language. Dirk/Jake. Finished.

You trust John. A lot. But you're not sure you can do it- how could you possibly reveal what's behind your shades? They hold too much. They're too vulnerable. JohnDave, pepsicola, hammertime

Bro's always an emo ass around Decemeber, ever since Dave can remember. He wants to know why, he wants Bro to tell him why he's always likes this in December. He'll find out. Brotherly fluff, kind of a sadstuck, rated T for language.

Dirk may be uptight, but what happens when he overreacts to one of Roxy's drunken text?

An unconventional love story between two unsuspecting kids. Whether you believe in soul mates or not, sometimes fate pushes two people together for a purpose. Dirkjake Rated T for language

Never once have you ever fallen asleep during Ghostbusters. But right now you are very close. And Dave's shoulder is pretty comfortable. Maybe a few minutes wouldn't hurt... Johndave, DaveJohn, Pepsicola, Hammertime

Dave and Dirk being bros. This summary would be so much cooler without the character limit... whatever. Better summary inside!

Trolls and Humans coexist,the sea has gone to waste due to pollution. The sea-dwellers have been forced to adapt to land and Sollux is helping Feferi study the sea to bring it back to life. He rescues an ancient sea-troll-full summary inside. 225 sucks.

Her name was Vriska Serket, and her foolproof plan to drink the misery away has failed. Luckily a friend is there to comfort her. Humanstuck! T for alcohol use and language

Your name is Dirk 'D' Strider, and suddenly your life is taking a turn for the better. Everything went to hell when Rosco's Records was demolished by a meteor. But amidst the rubble, you found a baby. Now you've got to clean your life up, get help, figure out what to do and what not to do with a baby, and through it all rekindle relationships that changed your life for the better.

Humans have to tell things. It's part of their being. If you don't tell, if you don't say anything, then you're not human. Or maybe you're holding it all up, and one day someone is going to say the right word, and it'll all come pouring out and suddenly you're a little puddle of feelings on the ground, pathetic, whimpering, and totally exposed. T for slight swearing and such.

"Let us out! Please!" Vriska pleaded, her voice growing hoarse. "Vriska..." Karkat spoke in a quiet voice. "There's only one way for her to let us out." Her eyes widened like a deer caught in headlights. "You don't mean-" "...I'm afraid I do." He raised his head along with the bucket in his hand. "Or she'll never let us go."

Dalila is tired of having a female body for several reasons, and bro helps him become a boy on the outside, and though unable to physically change him, he's a boy to the rest of the world now by the name of Dave. He meets several boys along the way including a boy named John and some sex-confusion drums up drama. Rated M for future sexual content, language, and Trans-Dave.

He's fine, Dave. Just like he has been, every night for the past three weeks. He's right down the hall, on the futon in the living room. Where he belongs. Go back to sleep. He's fine. You won. Rated for language.

When he leaves, you bury your face in your hands and spend a lot of time just sitting there, and you think you might never wash the sheets again, because you can still smell him on them, and you would give anything to have something rather than nothing. Dirk/Jake. AU-ish.

Obsessive-compulsive genius Dirk Strider finds himself doing community service in a hospital as a school project. Jake English, a spunky patient driven by his desire for recovery, may be his most difficult assignment yet.