Kid with Pink hair? Birds and the bees with Lord Death? Movies? And so much more! This is a story with each chapter consisting of a new one-shot. Warning: Black-Star x Kid and Soul x Maka. Rated T for language and some suggestive themes

Between the two of them is a link. He wants to start a fight with her, though he can't tell if it's to attempt to dissolve their resonating side-effect or because he may or may not have PMS.

Soul wasn't quite sure how everything ended up so horribly. He had truly thought that after that embarrassing encounter with Maka, things couldn't get any weirder. He was mistaken…how the hell did he end up getting educated about sex by a cat?

AU. Soul Eater finds honor student Maka Albarn crying in the rain. He takes her home, and from there, the truth comes out. Rated T for some cursing.

What's Sam really doing all that time on the computer? Fangirling. Over Chuck's Supernatural books. Now Wincest might be a bit too much to deal with, but Destiel he might be able to get on board with... Especially after being around the two people involved for three days straight.

When Maka steps over a line, Blair gets revenge by turning her into a cat and forcing Soul to take care of her. Hilarity ensues.

Soon after Soul became a death scythe, he and Maka broke off their partnership on bad terms. Maka left, working over-seas for the Academy. Meanwhile, Soul became a teacher at the Academy. After seven years apart, a new, attractive, and very familiar-looking substitute teacher comes to the school giving Soul the cold shoulder. NOT a made up character. First chapter is an intro.

"Father?" Death the Kid asked. "Are you playing Guitar Hero?"

Sharing a bed with her partner had long ago ceased to be an issue for Maka, but it was an entirely different matter when erections were involved, erections that were pressed against her butt. Just what she needed on top of a mission they seemed to be doomed to fail spectacularly.

In which Black Star and Kid tries to convince Soul that his meister is a tsundere. But what is a tsundere anyways? Probably what Maka is. Rated T just to be safe.

Meeting the parents is always scary, but even more so when they're a death god. Oh and, you know, they've caught you doing their son. SoulxKid.

It's not that she's never chased a man before. She's just never chased one that's this… ambivalent. What can she do to get the silver-haired scientist to notice her? Stein/Marie.

Kid's hot breath mingled in the steam of the shower—fire hot tongue slithering between his sensual lips to run over her rib. Her breath quivered for a moment; it always did when he was like this.

In which Maka and Kid have been spending a lot of time together and Soul is not very happy.

Not all men are the same, even if Maka doesn't believe it. But from time to time, Soul and Spirit would find themselves agreeing on some things... A sometimes-funny, sometimes-serious story following the interactions between the two scythes and Maka. SxM

Two's company, three's a crowd...especially when the third one still poops in her pants. Co-written and concepts by .Poisoned Scarlet

John tries to get Sherlock into the Christmas Spirit

She'll get evidence regarding Soul and Maka's blossoming romance if it's the last thing she does before she goes to the salon.

Maka was soaked to the bone from the cold rain. When she gets home to have a shower she discovers she isn't alone... BlackStarxMaka lemon!

"Soul, how good are you at faking it?" – Maka realizes men are better at disguising their motives than she originally thought after she's sexually assaulted on a date.

When Maka's the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover the girls influence her dreams causing Maka to say some interesting things about Soul.

An overused premise. Soul tries to keep his cool but Maka makes things really difficult. M for language and combustible lemons. SoMa. Implied TsuStar.

Can you really find love in a Wal-Mart?

Soul figures that for every cool thing that happens, something equally uncool happens to balance it out. In this situation, it was quite clear what the two things were. Cool: Maka was pregnant. Uncool: He got the brute end of it. - SxM

When they discover the entire Academy has been betting money on when they're going to hook up, Soul and Maka decide to give them EXACTLY what they want.

Maka goes on the Pill to help alleviate her troublesome menstrual symptoms, but things become skewed when Soul finds out about her new prescription. SoulxMaka, multi-chap, LEMONY.

Maka's clothes-washer breaks down and is forced to go to the DWMA to wash them. What happens when an unexpected Kid shows up? Some very awkward moments are to be seen...

One bitter scythe and his two best friends equals three angry men. Throw four girls into the mix and a crap load of Chinese food, and you got yourself a story.

She didn't know how to use it and he wasn't against teaching her.

A cookie mixup gets Maka turned into a cat. When she can't speak English or do very much herself, it's up to Soul to handle Maka's care. From food to tomcat rampages, Soul must protect her and help her.Through this, will the bond they have finally show?

Sherlock and John are locked in a closet for seven minutes.

Maka never liked scary movies. Still doesn't. Soul always loved horror flicks. Maka only makes them better.

Have you ever had a morning when you have no idea where you are? Then the next thing you know, you're a married women to a man who belittles your chest size. Well, God just has to have a sense of humor.

...when you ask him to go to the local pharmacy to buy you pads. Yes, THOSE kind of pads. - A series of one-shots depicting Soul and Maka's trust in one another

...but Soul needs to seriously control his temper and Maka needs some aspirin.

When Dean touches a strange mirror, he's whisked away to one alternate reality after another and it doesn't take him long to realize the universe is trying to tell him something.-Dean/Castiel

When Soul accidentally finds Maka's list of what her perfect guy is like, he can't help but find himself doing everything on her list. - SxM

Because Blair's magic should never be taken lightly – a two-piece tale of troublesome spells and the repercussions that come with it.

Maka tries to make breakfast. Soul takes advantage. Smut/lime ensues.

"...No." "W-what?" Down on one knee, holding open the small velvet box, Soul Eater felt like the most uncool-no, the absolute lamest person on the planet.

30 days. She could go 30 days without Soul Eater Evans. Or so she told herself.

If Castiel doesn't find a mate soon, the council will assign him one. And Dean's not about to let that happen. Dean/Castiel slash

Isn't this just like being married?" In which Stein questions her motives for staying with him and Marie answers in the most interesting ways possible.

Maka loved them. So, after a fight that left Soul as one, she can't help but indulge herself in shameful thoughts. Shortish, one-shot, T for pervy Maka and foul language

VERY EXPLICIT LEMON/ Kid and Chrona are skipping lunch again, but where could they be? "Check the janitor's closet!" Black*Star suggested with a dirty smirk.

Wherein Black Star is a topper and Kid is in deep denial. M/M, yaoi, PWP, Fluff

Kid wants to fix Chrona's symmetry once and for all. However, when Chrona points out something important about symmetry, the Grim Reaper is turned on... -ChroKid oneshot-

Okay, so suggesting to his wife that she was menopausal was, admittedly, not one of Stein's most brilliant moments. SteinMarie smidgen of SoulMaka

Death the Kid needs a swimming partner, and who better than the ever-athletic Maka Albarn? Feelings and sexual tensions bloom as their friends struggle to bring the shinigami and the scythe meister together. Will they succeed? Anime canon. KidxMaka.

Everything just seemed to stop when the sisters heard a cry coming from behind the large doors. “K-Kid-I-I don’t think this is right!”

A spell backfires and turns Sam into a small child. Dean struggles with not killing himself or falling in love with Castiel throughout the process of waiting for Sam to grow back up.

I didn't say I didn't like it. But you shouldn't wear a bikini here.

Kid x Maka. He watches and learns. In which there is bonding, and lots and lots of steam. WARNING: Sexual content.

In which Arthur is out of sorts. His manservant leaves a lot to be desired, Morgana is scary, Merlin's 'luck' is becoming too noticeable, his knights need to learn some lessons, and they're beginning to act very strangely. Arthur blames Merlin. COMPLETE

WHERE IS MY RUBBER DUCKIE!" - and Soul looked on as Maka, of all people, screamed for a rubber duckie while donning nothing but a bath towel and shower cap. / SoulxMaka

Kid can be quite a manipulative little bastard sometimes. Stein/Marie. AU-ish.

Maka and Soul need to achieve perfect harmony in their soul resonance. Professor Stein has an...interesting solution. Rated T for the obvious reason. SoulMaka.