Hello! I'm mkmkmk! Welcome to my profile page!

I'm not sure what else to put on here...

Eh, whatever.

Please Note That:

When you read my stories, feel free to laugh and criticize them! Unless you're looking at the really old fanfictions that I probably won't ever look at again. If you decide to flame the early fruits of my childish enthusiasm for writing due to errors in formatting, grammar, spelling, plot forming, and the like, I advise you to look at some of the works closer to the modern day. If you still have issues, well, here's a tissue via the internet.

To those people who read stories expecting something and getting the opposite, then feeling angered because they disliked the content: There's a summary area, url to the author's page, and story details listed beneath. USE 'EM. And avoid the stories less suited to your tastes!

Most of the stories in my favorites are M rated! Please, if you are under thirteen, don't read them! Wait until after you have at least been forced through a semester or two of Sex Ed. And don't read the M rates in my stories. I assure you, they're pretty damn terrible and I have no desire to remove them purely because I find myself incredibly lazy and I also appreciate the storyline behind the errors that are many of my early fictions.

Much of what has been copy and pasted onto my profile has been deleted, mostly because I don't support the ideals they reflected any longer. However, I also removed what I believed to be: a waste of space, time, and something I don't really care about. But! Some of it has remained so feel free to read it. I mean, it's on the Internet anyway.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense began to lose the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACKWhen I grew up I was BLACK,When I'm sick I'm BLACK,When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,When I'm cold I'm BLACK,When I die I'll be BLACK.But you sir,When you are born you're PINKWhen you grow up you're WHITE,When you're sick, you're GREEN,When you go in the sun you turn RED,When you're cold you turn BLUE,And when you die you turn PURPLE.And you have the nerve to call me colored?The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..

put this on ur page if u r against racism

Something that I thought was Damn funny :D

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha- loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS:Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run, bitch, run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN, we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this!

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulacltyuesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmnealpweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to arscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn'tmttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, theolny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteerbe in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotlmses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raedervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpelingwas ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Great now when am I supposed to use it?)

On a bag of Fritos! ...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.(but... I already bought them)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."(is there any other way to use it?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."(WHAAAT? I DIDN'T KNOW!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (too late...)

On Marks Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."(it will?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."(well where am I supposed to iron then?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Don't they need a license to drive?)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (So that's why I'm so sleepy!)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."(so I can't use it in space? But that's still outdoor?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (*curious* what's the "other" use?)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (OMG I didnt know)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Um... do what again?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (Dang it!)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (*stares at cut off hand* oops...)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:"Put on fork and eat." (But I eat with a spoon)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and paste this onto your profile! (O/)

Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a white room with a black dot and I counted it. One. One. One. One. One. Then I died. They buried me in the ground WHERE THE DAISIES GREW! They grew and they grew and they grew and they tickled my nose and it drove me CRAZY!

I AM CURRENTLY WORKING ON...

NOTHING GOOD...AS ALWAYS...

Just kidding.

I post random one shots mainly, because every multi-chapter story I publish eventually makes me too sick to the stomach to even look at because I always have this reoccurring gut-twisting feeling which tells me that I wrote it entirely wrong and that there is no way to fix whatever crap I spewed about in the story no matter what I try to do. Either that, or I'm just bored with the story. In the end, I just give up.

Some signs that I'm giving up are:

Updates are far and few in between.

I falsely promise not to procrastinate any longer.

My author's notes make no sense, so they often reflect how I currently feel because I don't edit my author's notes. (It makes me feel like I'm projecting myself as an actual human when I leave my literary mistakes in my A/N's because that's what I am in real life, a stuttering nerd who likes to play piano, draw, and write and read Fanfiction.)

My writing looks rushed and not well thought out. As if I'd skipped out on editing.

Anyway, should I look like I'm lagging in the writing, try not to mind it too much. I do try to update as often as I can, but I can't find the time to leisurely write like I used to. If I do discontinue a story, just hope I'll pick it back up, because I know someday I will.

unless the story is part of a fandom that is dead to me.

sorry Fnaf.

i love u but...i just can't yo.