Bonjour, tout la monde!

We are a pair, a duo, a magical set of awesome people. We are River and Scarlet--and if you were wondering, those are not our real names. It's been quite some time since we've published our writing... the majority of it for the past four years was composed of epics hurriedly scrawled on napkins and torn papers, or shoved into notebooks lost forever in the bottom of drawers, never to surface. What we're trying to say is... hiatus was good to us, but it's great to be back.

There are some things you should know about us, and the first is that we usually don't talk about ourselves in the third person, but for the purpose of explanation, we will be forced to so as follows:

River is a snarky, badass member of the human race (that Scarlet desperately wishes to emulate!). She enjoys long runs on the beach, strawberry daquiris, and British humor. She takes her tea with milk and sugar and can often be found watching television in foreign languages, particularly Korean. She ships Hilson.

Scarlet overuses sarcasm, prefers analog to digital photography, and watches her movies with subtitles. She’s never afraid to stand up for her beliefs or her country, and her favorite personal quality is loyalty. You might find her lounging under trees reading Jules Verne or C.S. Lewis, or in her armchair destroying the virtual hordes of the undead. Her favorite doctor is the Tenth.

So, hello, reader! We hope you enjoy what we have below. Currently we are working on a massively ridiculous story involving multiple fandoms that may or may not ever see the light of day.

[If you were wondering, we used to write under the alias Bloody Koalas. But seriously... Guy Montag would approve of our burning those fics.]