"I will swim my happily naked ass across the goddamn lake, don't think I fucking won't!" Joseph wasn't expecting to find the wayward Deputy while enjoying a peaceful Family Picnic, but he's happy he did. (Slice of Life AU) M for Cursing, obviously

After staving off demons, criminal masterminds, and recreational drugs, the (maybe) dysfunctional engines of the (definitely) dysfunctional North Western Railway are back for another round of alcoholic, foul-mouthed misadventures! Now on TV Tropes!

(Major Spoilers for Far Cry 5) Set after (an alternate take on) the Resist ending. Jess Black is the kind of woman who feels the less attachments, the better. She met Deputy Morgan Rook by chance, a man who comes to consider Jess more than just a valued ally. Jess sees life as little more than day by day survival. But there is more to life than just survival. (Jess/Deputy)

So, Thomas and Friends. You've heard of them, yes (of course you bloody have, you're browsing the Thomas fanfiction selection)? But back to the point; the history books tell you a different tale. This is an island where confusion and delay reign supreme and if anything really useful happens, it's a mistake. This is the Island of Sodor as you've never seen it before.

The Knapford Players proudly present Peter Pan! Yes, all your favorites are here in this fun production of the classic Barrie play. To be held in the Knapford theater, and please, no complaints about injuries sustained. What could possibly go wrong? (Humanized Thomas story. Don't go!)