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Joined 01-29-08, id: 1487526, Profile Updated: 01-01-09
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and Mythology.

By many I go by Neptune. Don't ask, just accept it. _

You wanna know a little something about me, eh? Well lets see... I'm loud, talkative, trustworthy, crazy, bouncy, hyper, and stubborn. If you ask me "Why won't you just shut up?!" I will, indefinitely reply, "Because I am not Tupperware, therefore I do not have a lid TO shut." When I say I'll keep something a secret, you can bet on it. I don't like jerks, and pricks. I don't like people who think they're better than everyone else just because they have better things. I am slightly complicated person (not by choice mind you) and I love making new friends. I'm pretty much the girl who will burst out laughing in complete silence over something that happened A WEEK AGO. Trust me. It's happened before. I talk a lot, and REALLY fast. I say a lot of weird stuff, and I like to make situations awkward...but then again, I AM and awkward person. Comes with the territory. I DO NOT know how to flirt...(well), and I am, by nature a VERY affectionate person. I don't like to be alone, and I'm DEATHLY afraid of dolls. The name's Vanessa. Nice to meet you! :3 (my tsuzuki-kun :)

my deviantART account is Naturally-N3PTUN3.

I like guys and girls, and it doesn't matter who you are, or where you come from, we can be friends- as long as you're nice! =

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Reflections of Us by Caranina reviews
The first time Naruto sees Gaara, he sees himself reflected in those eyes as they stared through the window. GaaNarGaa with some Kaka/Iru. yaoi.This story is rated M for a reason!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 158,347 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U.
As Shadows Play in the Shape of a Man's Desire by SinIsAnotherNameForPleasure reviews
Gaara is the new kid at Konoha High School. There, he meets the number one hyperactive sophomore, Naruto Uzumaki. What are these feelings that the blonde has managed to stir up within him? Sorry, my summaries suck. GaaNaru, ItachiOC and other pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,043 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Special Kind of Retard by LeoOsaka Bakura's stalker reviews
Eiri Yuki takes a moment to ponder a thing or two about Shuichi and he discovers he's crazy. But for some reason it doesn't really bother him.
Gravitation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
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E T H E R E A L F A L L A C Y
This is a story about penguins, ramen, deceit, Knights, faeries, vampyres, werewolves, demons, corruption, cross dressers, and of course the main pairing is BOY LOVE! I don't own any lyrics/quotes unless I say so! RATED M FOR LANG.& other things...
Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,612 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2009
Saving Annalise reviews
Her mission is to not only condemn the souls of the Dark Fallen but to also end the war between Vampires and Werewolves. When these two tasks are completed, only then can she redeem her OWN soul." EdwardxOC, JasperXOC, AliceXOC BETTER THAN IT SOUNDS! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/2/2008
Deaths Angel reviews
I'm the new girl in town with my family. Who are demons... yeah I suck at summeries! EdwardxOC Disclaimer: because I'm not sure how to put it in the story... I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT OR IT'S CHARACTERS. I do own olivia, & her family and random villians!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/13/2008