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Joined 03-01-13, id: 4574029, Profile Updated: 08-22-13
Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

Personality: Well, slightly girly, but not totally. A wee bit shy when it comes to people I don't exactly know. Though, I do have a slightly hyper side. I love the color turquoise and light blue. Dancing, yes! Dancing has to be the best thing in the world besides my friends (Love you UchihaBrooke). My favorite weird song to dance to is Caramelldansen.

Reading an writing are some of my favorite things to do. I just recently finished the Kitty Trilogy. I must say it was amazing, and I highly recommend it to any and all Naruto fans.

Animals are adorable, especially my kitties. Boots and Chloe. Dogs are cute too, but cats take first. I could rant all day about my kitties, but that would be boring.

Dislikes: Fish, cooked of course. It smells like crap. Horribleness. I don't understand how people eat it. I HATE cold, I'd prefer 100 degree weather any day. There isn't much that I don't like, and being it 10 at night I can't think straight. Moving on...

Likes: DEIDARA!! Gotta love those sexy hand mouths and blond hair. I like all the Akatsuki. They are amazing(and sexy). Sasori would be next if I couldn't have Deidara, but no one said I couldn't have both. Outside of Naruto I like SAO. It's a great anime. Hmph, can't think of anything beside what I already said. Oh, yeah. I like my oc Maiko. She is a spunky little freak. Kurai is pretty amazing herself. I do like The Kitty Trilogy, and I can't express my love for it fully. Let's just say it's a "bang", if I may quote my hunky blond bomber.

Recommended stories: Consider yourself kitties, Man I miss the kitties, Screw the kitties, Extra Kitties, Treachery isn't such a bad thing, all stories from TayMor, Fancy Footwork. That's all that I have read and really enjoyed. I recommend my own of course.

Writer's to find:UchihaBrooke, TayMor, DaniZaraki, EverlastingAngel26435, uhmmm...Yeah that's all. For now, that is.

Favorite Anime' s: Naruto, Sword Art Online(SAO), Ouran High School Host Club(OHSHC). I've finished all of these, but I'm currently working on a few others: K, Black Butler, Wolf's Rain, and Hakuouki.

So basically, that's me. Any questions? PM me.


When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm a blond so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm Asian so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.(lives in the south for a few years)

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER so I MUST be a stupid, stuck up, whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I wear black so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. -

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S so I MUST be a loner.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.


I HAVE a bunch of girls who are friends, so I MUST be a playa.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I wear what I want so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.-

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... Or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a nerd who does homework 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.


I hate the sun so I MUST be an albino.

I HAVE a lot of friends so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read comics, so I MUST be a nerd.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse (used to be)

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I'm a crossdresser, so I MUST be stupid.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like blood, so I MUST be a vampire.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.(No I'm not, but I'm too lazy to UN bold this long one)

I'm WHITE so I MUST be responsible for the things going wrong on the planet :past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser/

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I chat, so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm conservative so I MUST be against abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I spot grammatical errors, so I mist be a pedantic avatars.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I'm GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointingout mistakesso IMUST bean over-controllingperfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE talking about my personal life, so I must be havingproblems.

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An Indispensable Assistant by TayMor reviews
Professional. Intelligent. Intuitive. Haruno Sakura is the assistant every boss wants. She is smart, she is capable, and she is experienced. Operating with her own hard and fast rules, Sakura has one, very important personal rule. Never fall in love with your boss. However, being indispensable to Uchiha Itachi will put that rule under heavy duress. AU. [COMPLETE]!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 180,247 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 2,036 - Follows: 1,498 - Updated: 12/31/2017 - Published: 7/2/2013 - [Sakura H., Itachi U., Kisame H.] - Complete
Uneasy coexistence by DeGlace reviews
One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,111 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 2,267 - Follows: 1,366 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 7/9/2006 - [Kisame H., Sakura H.] - Complete
Roomies: Season 1 by TayMor reviews
A control freak. A seafood enthusiast. Two crazed artists with opposing views. Four strange, good looking chaps and one female roommate. Oh, things will get rather interesting in #12 Akatsuki Complex!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,233 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 4/9/2015 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Hinata H., Akatsuki
The Confession by TayMor reviews
Fifteen years is a long time to silently love someone. But tomato seeds are the final straw, and Sasuke can't stop himself. But then what happens after isn't what he'd have ever expected! Dedicated to my Most Faithful Reviewer: Deidaramaddie
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,990 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Menagerie by silverfootsteps reviews
"Last Tuesday, you threatened to beat him with a broom if he took the last slice of blueberry pie in the fridge." "But I like pie." A collection of one-shots. Itasaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 117,808 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Helpline by TayMor reviews
Sequel to 'The Phone Call'. Sasuke now needs Hinata more than he needs anyone else, even though he has never seen her face. The case against Itachi intensifies with new evidence, Sasuke finds mysterious gifts on his doorstep and he falls in love... with the beautiful voiceless girl Hana. Only she is closer to him than he realizes. In fact, she's his Helpline! No OC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,060 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
The Phone Call by TayMor reviews
A random phone call one rainy night is not just the wrong number she originally thought it was... but so much more, and suddenly there is the weight of a life in her hands. SasuHina, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,042 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Best Birthday Ever by EverlastingAngel26435 reviews
Your Aunt Sachiko recently died, and your birthday's around the corner! Not that anyone knows...except for him. Deciding for a leave of absence from your village, you head out to a small lake you discovered a while ago. Oh yeah, there's also someone there with you. You just don't know it...yet.-This is my first attempt at an M-Rated, so please be nice?-Self Insert, ReaderXDeidara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Deidara - Complete
Fancy Footwork by silverfootsteps reviews
For Sakura, there's always been dreary days of schoolwork and unreliable people. Who knew a clumsy womanizer, an accidental pervert, a soft-hearted glutton, and an incredibly sexy virgin would light her life up like this? A friendship founded on dancing and the strange threat that tied them all together: "Fiji". AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 245,572 - Reviews: 1595 - Favs: 1,876 - Follows: 1,016 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Roommates by TAGGWRITC reviews
Lissa and Max despise each other. They can barely stand in the same room as the other. Unfortunately, they are roommates in their college's dorm. Fang, is Lissa's boyfriend. What happens when after meeting Max, he can't get her out of his head? FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 54,334 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Screw the Kitties by DaniZaraki reviews
The Ninja world had a hard time handling the Akatsuki, Kat, and Alice. So how will it handle two children raised by the gang of social outcasts, both of whom are just like their parents? Part 3 of a 3 segment story. Four OC warning. Rated T for bad words.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 266,070 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Akatsuki, Sasuke U. - Complete
Man, I Miss the Kitties by DaniZaraki reviews
Sequel to Consider Yourself Kitties: Alice and Kat are in the Naruto world with the evil and yet strangely lovable Akatsuki. Throw in some criminals, even more ninjas, chaos, lots of sarcastic battles and you've got yourself some interesting situations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 101 - Words: 329,688 - Reviews: 3325 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Babysitting a Brat reviews
Sasori must babysit in order to help pay for woodworking. He doesn't think that it will be enjoyable, but maybe it will be. Sasori x fem Deidara.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,207 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Sasori