On a near permenant hiatus! Sorry about that.

I write stuff (everyone: you don't say?). And I post it, once I remember to (That is to say, on rare occasions. I'm trying really hard to do House of Hades, though [update: lol nope]).

You may read it. Or you may not.

But seeing as you're on my profile, go ahead and waste five minutes of your life.

My friends say I am really sarcastic. (I can't disagree.) People who don't know me say I'm quiet. (And then they talk to me and wish I was quiet.) Everything below is 100% kumbaya happy ending stuff, because I'm a sap. (read: die hard shipper)

Oh, and I think faster than I can type (I fail at putting my fingers on the home row), so sometimes I'll leave a word or letter off in a sentence. Which is awkward, because I love grammar.

Stuff I ship (mostly my OTPs... I have a lot of them, okay?):

Doctor Who: 10/Rose, 11/Rose, 9/Rose... I just like Rose's character, Amy/Rory, 11/River

Percy Jackson: Percy/Annabeth, Beckendorf/Silena, Grover/Juniper, Rachel/Forever alone because she's the oracle now, (previously shipped Nico/Thalia before Thalia became a hunter), Jason/Piper, Frank/Hazel, Leo/Reyna or Leo/Echo... Leo/Anything that hasn't already been shipped above [update: LEO AND CALYPSO FTW]

Warrior Heir: Jack/Ellen, Seph/Madison

Legend of Korra: Mako/Korra, Iroh/Asami, Bolin/anything that moves besides Korra, Skoochy/Ikki

Covert Affairs: Auggie/Annie

Hunger Games: Gale/Katniss FTW, and the occasional Peeta/Katniss, oh, and Finnick/Annie too

NCIS: McGee/Abby, Tony/Ziva, Gibbs/Anything redheaded
NCIS LA: Deeks/Kensi

Once Upon A Time: Charming (David)/Snow (Mary Margaret), Rumplestiltskin (Mr. Gold)/Belle (Belle), Henry/Grace (Paige), Aurora/Phillip, Mulan/Phillip, Emma/The Huntsman (Graham), Emma/Pinnochio (August)

Maximum Ride: Max/Fang, Max II (Maya)/Dylan, Iggy/Nudge, Iggy/Ella

Kaze No Stigma: Ayame/Kazuma, Ren/Ayumi, Ren/Kanon

Characters that need to go die in holes:

Doctor Who: All Daleks. Ever. (Even after that episode where Rose bonds with one or whatnot)

PJO: Rachel (Before she became the oracle), Luke (for being Annabeth's other love interest), Kronos (for being Kronos), Gaea (for making life hard for Percabeth), Hera (for being mean to Annabeth)

Warrior Heir: All antagonists. Ever.

Legend of Korra: Hmmm.. Let me think. Oh, yeah. A-freaking-mon.

Covert Affairs: Lena

Hunger Games: Anyone who ran for President

NCIS and NCIS LA: all the murderers

Once Upon a Time: King George and Cora... Warming up to Regina.

Maximum Ride: Whitecoats and Dylan (for being Max's other love interest)

Kaze No Stigma: I'm pretty much okay with everyone in there. Except for Tsui Ling after she came back from the dead.

Stuff:

Do ya: Because Doctor Who is awesome, and the story was nagging at me. 10/Rose

House of Hades: My giant project. I'm going to try and update as much as possible while maintaining good quality. All canon pairings plus Leo/Reyna (it's real. Riordan just doesn't know it yet.). PERMANENT HIATUS I AM SO SORRY

Caffeine Rush: Let's all take a moment to thank the powers that be that Riordan didn't make Jason hyper. Because daily life on the Argo II being anything like this crackfic is too disturbing to fathom. No pairings implied.

Sleepless: IT'S FLUFF AND I REGRET NONE OF IT.

Beautiful: Oh, Leyna. I WILL SHIP IT IN THE AFTERLIFE. Fluff. I'm beginning to question my ability to form an actual storyline.

People:

Flightstar: Check out her parody if you like Warriors. It's beautiful. *wipes tear* Flightstar is actually a person that I actually know, so, yeah. She's awesomeful.

ExceedinglyPeculiarChick: Actually know her, too. We don't talk as much as me and Flightstar, but she's a fellow fangirl. And her makorra stuff is great.

Iris' s Daughter: OMG JUST READ IT OKAY YOU WILL CRY IN DRUNKEN MADMAN BUT IT'S SO WORTH IT BUT SERIOUSLY WHHYYYY. Oh, yeah. She's a fantastic author and one of my bestest friends which probably makes me biased but you all love me anyway, right?

Wombat-of-awesomeness: Makes you cry. In a really good way.

Lycii TyS: Although I have absolutely no idea how to pronounce her username, she's got a HOH fanfic up too.