emilyyy5254
 Author has written 2 stories for Peter Pan, and Harry Potter. Hello, world (and anyone from any other planet with internet access)! I'm Emily. Here are 7 facts about me: 1) I'm from the (not so) fabulous state of New Jersey, USA. 2) My birthday is May 2, 1995 (do the math, I don't feel like having to change my age EVER) 3) I love to read, swim, bike over to my friend Becca's (Phantomrox87), swim, swim, swim, and did i say swim? 4) I love animals (especially dogs and dolphins). 5) I LOVE TO SING! I'm in my school choir (not saying which one, sorry creepy stalker people!) and a Jewish choir called Hazamir. 6) If you didn't get the hint from the last one, I'm Jewish (don't hate). 7) I'm really self-critical (especially when it comes to writing), so please give your opinions so I don't have to imagine that you all hate my stories!! OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door. There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women. So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you I hear your silence loud and clear "If the heart is one of the strongest muscles, why is it so easy to break?" "I wish I was eight again, because all had to do was tag me and I was it" Children in front seats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow? How can I miss you if you never left? Education is important, school however, is another matter. There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell I'm a CHRISTAN, soI MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cybersex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction If you hate stereotypes, copy and paste this on your profile. "Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something"-Plato Are you a vegetarian or a meat eater? Vegetarian Favorite PJO character: Percy (My friends say I'm the female version of him) Favorite PJO pairing: Silena and Beckendorf Gods or Titans? Gods (duh!) Bow or Sword? Sword If you would have to fight in a war in any time period in history what would it be? Any war for Israel If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would they be? The end of the Palestinian-Israeli conflict and making college prep less stressful Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Gabriella Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Raphael (in case you can't tell I love angel names) | |||||||
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