ShortyPinkme!

Hi, I'm 13 and apparently funny, love reading, and I love anime!

I'm female, and a odd person.

BEFORE I GET TO ALL THE OTHER STUFF. I have a community and if you want to recommend please read the rules

Best compliments and worst insults.

Your crazy
your a lunatic

your cute

your hot

Characteristics

stubborn brat

I'm one of the worst procrastinators ever(unless i like whatever it is)

will give advice but not do it myself

like giving guys a good scare

Favorite anime
Dn angel!

Fairy tail

One piece

Sword art online

...and more just to lazy to put them up.

i love pairings I list later on another date.

Random shortypink stuff

YOU MUST READ THE QUIZ BELOW!

This is a quiz to see how much you know about me.

I'm random and i borrowed this quiz from a random persons profile and posted it

Blah, blah blah, blah,blah.

Choices

A) If you actually thought i was going to post a quiz

B) If you thought she's not gonna do that she's to unique to borrow a quiz.

C) If you thought she's too lazy

D) If you thought how long is the line of answers gonna be

E) If your thought I'm going to fail no matter what

ANSWERS

A) Your wrong

you must not know I'm too lazy to find a random one and copy and paste it.

B) Your wrong.

I copied this from my mind.

C) your wrong

I had to type this.

D) your wrong

your completely ignorant of others feelings.and its not that long.

E) your wrong

you are right

you passed

END
Oh i just noticed i misspelled your in all the answers above pretend you read them right because i'm too lazy to fix it.

Okay most people love my ridiculous threats about you should never stop writing your story so here is one for everyone who reads my profile.

Takes deeeeep breath

YOU MUST NEVER STOP YOUR STORY EVEN IF YOU ONLY GET ONE REVIEW YOUR STORY MADE A DIFFERENCE TO ONE PERSON SO KEEP WRITING IT! YOUR STORY COULD CHANGE SOMEONE LIFE! SO KEEP WRITING IT! EVEN IF YOU HATE IT YOURSELF!

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

- Lucy-Ashley-From-Fairytail.

I met a guy who complimented me and i punched him. I met another guy who insulted me and i punched him. The two guys got together and asked my why i punched them. Here's my response

A) your ugly so u saying i'm pretty is rude.

B)you said i was ugly and your hot.

They're response was ( I'm not joking)

We're twins.

(Me) "SO this is my arm and body."

Best quotes ever!

"If you wanted me to say yes then you shouldn't have asked me"

"I'm not smart your amazingly retarded"

"If your smart I'm a genius"

"The word yes is for idiots"

"If i die then you'd be in heaven"

"I'm stupid that's why i make 100's on all my tests, and your a genius because your grades never exceed a 30"

"Good luck winning that argument, cuz its over."

Just if you wanna know

I like fire.

I will tell you off if you push me.

My best friend is a guy

i speak my mind quite loudly

i have my own opinion

I will NOT be pushed around

I can and will punch if it comes to that

I do know how to curse

i have a temper

get to know me and i will protect you

no one can hurt me until i say i got hurt

i will play like im defensive

don't even try to tell me im pretty cuz i am a girl

i dont have time for a boyfreind and i will make the first move

Remarks

email: DiejustDie@hotmail.com

(spur of the moment, I was really mad at my monitor)

greatly appreciated and hopefully truthful please give kindly

I'm lazy

If i make a mistake any where tell me i will fix unless i like it that way

That includes this profile.

if anything i send you sounds like a insult i suck at words and i apologize.

Thanks to anyone and everyone who supports me now and in the future.

Sorry Yuuki means princess. thanks for corrections