I found this on someones Bio and it cracked me up so much that I decided to put it on mine as well. Enjoy!

Random:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list and keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy to notice number 5 is missing.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And I know you did...