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Joined 10-13-11, id: 3336781, Profile Updated: 01-26-12
Author has written 4 stories for Assassin's Creed, and Hunger Games.

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Real name: Aldairr

Nickname(s): Ally, Kitty, Hastings, Shortie, Kit, Alty

Zodiac sign: Cancer

Current Residence: With mah parents, in the US

Personal Quote: Some people come into your life as blessings. Others come into your life as lessons...Or target practice

Favorite visual artist: Leonardo da Vinci

Favorite movies: Gladiator

Favorite TV shows: Bones

Favorite bands / musical artists: Blake Shelton, Breaking Benjamin, Three days Grace, Rodney Atkinz, and Alabama

Favorite books: N/A

Favorite writers: N/A

Favorite games: All of the AC games

Favorite gaming platform: PS3

Tools of the Trade: Pencils, color pencils, a sharpie, and a tablet or da Muro

Other Interests: Playing AC, parkouring, hanging out with friends, RPing, drawing, and reading fanfiction

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST be a WHORE with a BIG BUTT
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

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No Girls Allowed by Aurum-Animi reviews
She's a girl, but a boy, But really she's a girl and isn't supposed to be an assassin because of it. What happens when the coldest assassin finds out? AltairxOC
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,380 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 3/12/2017 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Altaïr
Assassin's Creed: Assassin's Heart by Aena Firestar reviews
First Fiction! OC/Altair pairing. Rated M for language,violence,and suggestiveness. A girl joins the Creed and gets intertwined with Altair and his assassinations. Ooh!What will happen? Will a girl be more badass than he? Read and find out! Humor also!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 136,788 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 7/26/2015 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Altaïr
A Dance in the Rain by Shadownip reviews
Many people believe things happen by coincidence. This is not the case, as there is no such thing as coincidence, but rather inevitability. Nothing could have prepared Connie for the journey she was about to get thrown into. A journey filled with unexpected results, battles, and a clash between past and future. AltaïrxOC Cover by Mervley
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 76 - Words: 239,416 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 7/28/2010 - [Altaïr, OC] Desmond M., Warren V.
Garden of Eden by ricecooker2000 reviews
He flew in that night. An eagle with broken wings, and she cannot help but save him. [Complete] [Sequel "Serpent's Apple" Posted]
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 99,344 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Altaïr, Malik, Maria T., OC - Complete
A New Assassin's Creed by hotmustang1 reviews
What happens to Christine Marlow, when strange occurrences keep happening to her? Why is the Assassin's Creed world mingling with hers? Altair x OC, Ezio x OC, Desmond x OC, Ezio x Desmond.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,742 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Altaïr, Ezio A.
Chic:In Love by aimmedood reviews
In the near future where all humans and trolls coexist. Jade Harley is now twenty years old and is a famous journalist that works for a magazine company called Inter Species Fashionz for John and she has to interview Rose who works under Karkat.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,464 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Karkat V., Jade H.
Love of None by Psycho Valkyrie reviews
A quite girl, who spends most of her time at a bookstore - is somehow drug into a new world. An assassin in training. A whole new person. What will Altair think of his new student?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,346 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Altaïr
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Waiting reviews
A short story based on Embers featuring an OC of mine, Jaida Cortez. Please read and review, and forgive me for the sucky sum. I promise the story is better...I think. I MAY add some more stuff to this..But for now, I'm putting it as complete..
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Ezio A. - Complete
What if? reviews
What would have happened if Prim's name hadn't have been called? Katniss wouldn't have had to leave but of course, someone has to be tribute. How long will she survive?
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Other tributes, Cinna
Secret of an Assassin reviews
Jamillah was just a thief, living on the secrets. Until she disgused herself as a man and became an Assassin. This will only last a while longer before everyone knows the secret of the Assassin. Slight AltairxOC until later chapters.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Altaïr
Toxicity reviews
Sumayyah spent hours staring at the screen of her favorite video game Assassins Creed What happens when she actually gets sent to the Third Crusade? And when the person she cares for most finds out she works for Modern Templars? AltairxOC,slight MalikxOC
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Altaïr