I hate your face,

but I love your turtle,

guy calls me Jace,

I call him murtle,

I don't like pickles,

but mayonnaise is cool,

it kinda jiggles,

Hey! Let's play pool.

I like pandas,

but who doesn't

that homeless man does,

yo mamma wasn't

Don't be hat'in,

be feelin the burn

be procreatin

there's no concern,

I feel your sadness,

please make it stop,

shits creepy, madness,

are you a cop?

somebodys got to do it,

aint gonna be me,

you gonna take the hit,

yay, we're free!

schools almost out bitches!

Im not gonna waste it!

no digging ditches,

Im gonna light up this shit

hand me the matches,

Ive got the dynamite

they'll never catch us,

we'll be out of site!

Teachers have fun,

cleanin this shit up,

serves you right, learnins dumb,

in baseball you wear cups.

As you can see,

Im fucking awesome at rhyming,

but it's just me,

its all in the timing.