Who are you?

My pen name is Scarlett MacCuinn, why would I tell you my real name? My friends know me as Rowan, Desi, sometimes Scarlett, or Sexy Bexy.

Where are you?

My own little world (o.0)

What do you write?

Currently? I just have a Killjoy (My Chemical Romance - Danger Days) fan-fiction. Normally, I write paranormal fiction or fantasy.

I love witches and have a big thing for werewolves. Vampires, they normally have to either be Rachel Morgan style, Lestat (Queen of the Damned, Hollywood style), or a being of my own creation.

I have one idea for a fairly real-life, James Patterson thriller, but the small snippet I was working on is currently in computer limbo.

How often do you update?

Hardly ever, or all the time. When I'm on a roll, you'll get two updates in a week, when I'm stuck and trying to grow in my writing before I can put Desi (or whatever character) into a situation, it could be months.

Do you write anywhere else?

Yes, currently I have two accounts on Wattpad, @DesiDestroya and @Scarlett_MacCuinn

I have an account on FictionPress.com, @Scarlett-Maccuinn as well as an Allpoetry account, @T. Stormhawk

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut.

I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that".

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch.

I LAUGH ALL THE TIME so I must be a party girl.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.

I act freaking CRAZY so I must be craving attention.

I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.

I like DANCING, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star".

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE and IMMATURE.

I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.

I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I WRITE SAD POETRY so I MUST be emo.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm sort of GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I agree with some cases of ABORTION so I MUST be heartless.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I'm NOT POPULAR so I MUST have no life.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.