"A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?"

-Albert Einstein

My name is Christina, I love Converse, eating, chapstick, writing, photography, running, smiling, shopping, partying, talking, The Nightmare Before Christmas, fanfic, texting, skyping, dancing, listening to music, action movies, video games, history, and most importantly, Oprah. I hate people who are haters, who are sad all the time, Spanish, Brad Wong (my section leader), Mr. Orr (my boring religion teacher that I keep getting for some stupid reason) and people who are bullys. I'm 16, I'm in my junior year, I'm in the marching band, I play piccolo/flute, I'm addicted to grape gatorade, and I wish I had a penguin emporium in my closet. I'm afraid of the dark, thunder, heights, relationships, and spiders. Oh, and I'm a Pokemon master.

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List of Stories:

In Progress:

A So Random Wedding - Someone in So Random! is getting married. (In Hiatus)

WWIII - North Korea threats have become real when they bombed New York City less than a week ago. The United States has responded to the attack by initiating a draft and sending thousands of troops over seas, including Chad Dylan Cooper. Looks like being famous can’t protect you from the horrors of a war.

Completed:

Sonny's Return - It's been a month since Sonny left So Random and now she's coming back, but from where? Sonny reveals her dark secret as she's trying to fall back into her old So Random life and trying to figure out what she's going to do about Chad.

Coming Soon:

TBA - Mr. Condor is making the cast of So Random! and Mackenzie Falls go on a skiing trip to Colorado over Christmas break.

100 Random Questions:

1. If you could buy any type of food what would you buy?

Mexican food!

2. What color is your tooth brush?

I think it's purple.

3. If you could be any animal what would it be and why?

A penguin because penguins are cute and fuzzy and I want them in my closet.

4. What is one of the things you would put on your “bucket” list?

Sky diving!

5. Who is your favorite super hero and why?

Dang, this is a hard one. I'd have to say Storm from X-Men.

6. Who do you admire the most?

That's a really good question, one that I don't know the answer to.

7. What is your favorite summer activity?

BAND CAMP.

8. If a movie was made of your life what genre would it be, who would play you?

Totally a comedy and who else better to play myself other than myself?

9. If you could be any flavor of ice cream what ice cream flavor would you be and why?

Easy. Grand Traverse City Cherry Fudge. (Yes, that's how we roll in Michigan, we name our ice cream after citys)

10. Who is your favorite cartoon character and why?

The Powerpuff Girls! I love those three! Keeping townsville safe while trying to make it through kindergarden? Best. Show. EVER.

11. If you could go any where in the world where would you go and why?

Greece! I LOVE Greek mythology! It's so interesting.

12. What is your dream job?

To be an Archaeologist and an Anthropologist!

13. Are you a morning or a night person?

I'm kinda of both. I love to stay up all night a read a book or go to a party but then again, in the morning, I'm so perky all the time. No coffee needed.

14. What is your favorite hobby?

Does reading count as a hobby?

15. What is one thing that annoys you the most?

When people act like jerks for no reason! If your going to be a butt face then just go lock youself in the janitors closet.

16. What is the strangest thing you’ve ever eaten?

I'm not really sure, I've eaten a lot of weird things.

17. What is your favorite thing about someone in your family?

I love the fact the my family is so loud! It's a Stenborg gene so everyone is really loud all the time. It gets even worse when they drink, whcih is a lot because we Stenborgs love wine.

18. What is one of your weird quirks?

I do this weird thing with my hair, don't really know how to explain it.

19. Describe your self in 3 words.

Crazy, random, fun.

20. If you could trade lives with anyone for a day who would it be and why?

My best friend Kyle or Brandon, it would be interesting to see what it would be like to be really smart for a day.

21. If you could talk in your sleep what would you say?

I'd probably talk about my weird dreams, like one time I had a dream about giant hawks taking over a gas station.

22. What is the first thing you do when you get up in the morning?

Depends on what day it is.

23. What is your favorite movie quote?

"Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!"

- "Gold Hat" (Alfonso Bedoya), The Treasure of the Sierra Madre

24. What is your favorite joke?

Your momma so fat that she thought a yellow school bus full of white kids was a twinkie. A lame joke but it gets me everytime.

25. What would you do on Mars for fun?

I'd become King of the Mars people.

26. If you could get yourself anything, what would you get?

A unlimited supply of books.

27. Where is the worst place you could get stuck?

Under someones bed when there doing "fun" things.

28. What would you do with your “15 minutes” of fame?

Use it to try to promote something that would help someone.

29. Where would you go if you where invisible?

Any place with a "restricted" or a "do not enter" sign.

30. What is your favorite flavor of “Berty Bots every flavored beans”.

Marshmallow.

31. What is the one thing you own you wish you didn’t?

Overalls.

32. Describe the perfect kiss in 3 words.

Arousing, intimate, passionate.

33. What is your biggest addiction?

Simple. Grape Gatorade.

34. Do you have a song that reminds you of a relationship if so what song?

Yep, pretty much every sad song you can think of.

35. How many books have you read so far this year?

I don't know! Like 50 something?

36. When I dance, I look like…?

An untrained, clumsy ninja.

37. Who have you met that you wish you hadn’t?

I don't really hate anyone that much.

38. If you were famous what would you be famous for?

Nothing, because I'm not really good at anything.

39. What is the worst job you could have?

Morgue Assistant.

40. What is your favorite T.V. channel?

I may be 16 but honestly, my favorite T.V. channel is still Disney Channel.

41. What is the thing your most afraid of?

The dark, heights dead people.

42. If you could paint anything what would you paint?

I want to do a cool street art thing. Street art is really cool and it would be sweet to get a bunch of people together to do a cool painting.

43. What celebrity annoys you the most?

The Kardashians. Why are they even famous?

44. What is the most interesting thing you have in your purse/wallet?

I don't know, I have pictures of my friends and family in my wallet.

45. What is the meanest thing you’ve ever said to someone?

I'm not sure, as much as I hate to admit it, I've said some pretty mean stuff.

46. If you could get a yacht what would you call it?

"The Triangle of Awesomeness" (family joke)

47. What is your life long dream?

To make a difference in the world.

48. If you could talk to the President what would you talk about?

Enviromental issues that no one seems to care about.

49. Have you ever tried to do something you know you would be really bad at, what was it?

Playing sports of any kind.

50. On a scale of 1 to 10 how “cool” are you?

5 billion.

51. What is the best advantage to being really tall?

Nothing, being short is the way to go!

52. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?

Between 30 and 45 minutes, depends on how awake I am.

53. What is the one thing you have always wanted to do?

Skydiving.

54. What TV sitcom family would you be a member of?

Family Guy! Their family is so insane, I love it!

55. What store do you shop at the most?

Kohl's = greatest store ever.

56. What new technology will transform the future?

Flying cars?

57. What supply in your house is running low?

Toilet paper, I really should go buy some...

58. If you could be any nationality what would it be?

MEXICAN.

59. What is the most delightful word you can think of?

Magical.

60. What is your least favorite beverage?

Alcohol, it just tastes nasty and it burns big time.

61. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

Eyes.

62. If you were stranded on a tropical island what 2 things would you want with you?

Someone else and an unlimted source of tacos.

63. What is the first thing you notice about someone when you first meet?

I'm not really sure, their personalilty I guess.

64. If you where running for office what would your campaign slogan be?

Fight the power, save nature!

65. What was your favorite book growing up?

Goodnight Moon

66. What city in America should not be included on a map, why?

Ummm... Nowhere Ville?

67. What compliment does people give you the most?

A lot of people say I'm funny, does that count?

68. What word would you add to the dictionary if you could, what would it mean?

Fantabulous (not sure if it's already a legit word or not)

69. What product would you refuse to promote?

Any hot dog company since I hate hot dogs.

70. What is your favorite pet’s name?

PHILIP.

I'm to fat and lazy to finish. Another time, eh?