What Can i say?

I'm Irish, I Got Curly Hair, I'm not a stereotype...Shockingly.

Em, Guess my favorite films are Ghostbusters, The Rocky Horror Picture Show and Monty Python's Life Of Brian...Strange Pickings huh? :P

My Music taste is ancient by today's standards, The Doors, David Bowie, The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, The Who, The Rolling stones, Bob Dylan, AC/DC, Van Halen, Pink Floyd. Amazing, Huh? I'm 16 and i'm listening to music decades before my time...Shame on me :P

I'm just on here for fun and giggles, so don't mind my stuff :P

Adios Amigos, have a wonderful Night :P

Top 10 Things not to say after sex (If your a girl):

1. Are you in yet?

2. Oh David ( when your partners name is Rob)

3. The ceiling needs painting

4. There's a spider on the ceiling"

5. Pass that magazine will you?

6. Hurry up my parents are coming any minute

7. Did you put the garbage out?

8. Is that all?

9. Have you ever considered Viagra?

10. Last but not least Wake me up when you're done

Top 10 things not to say after sex (If Your A Guy):

1. Can we turn off the lights?

2. Am I your first?

3. Have you had a wash

4. Your underwear looks like my mum's

5. I have to get back to work after this

6. Where is your hole?

7.Hold on to my feet Im going in

8. Is that smell you

9. Im coming (2 minutes after starting)

10. Have you ever heard of breasts implants?

Favorite Quotations:

"I'm not one to Advocate Drugs, Sex & Alcohol...But They've always worked for me." Dr. Hunter S. Thompson.

"I Went to a pizzeria, I ordered a slice of Pizza, the fucker gave me the smallest possible slice possible. If the pizza was a pie chart for what people would do if they found a million dollars, the fucker gave me the 'donate to charity' slice" Mitch Hedberg.

"Ah yes, Divorce, From the latin word meaning to rip a man's genital's off using his wallet." Robin Williams.