fatbublebunny132
 Waddup waddup waddup!!! I don't know what to type. hmmm... Well, Im a girl. 12 years old. I won't tell you where I live or else you may track me down. My favorite kind of stories are PJO stories. My most favorite reasonable couples are percabeth(duh), tratie and gruniper. The most unreasonable couple would be thalico for me cause Thalia would probably not quit the hunters cause she luvs it! Hmm... I guess I will put a list of things I hate and like Like: moustaces:{, being weird, froyo, reading, food, clothes, ma friends, nail polish, kicking peoples butt, annoying boys in my class, school, writing random stories(I do it all the time :P my teacher doesn't like them though cause they r kinda violent..), presents, youtube, Nigahiga vidoes, being clean, karate, pon and zi, happy bunny, violent movies, comedys, pink, duct tape, cooking, sewing, making random things, meat, soda, berries, fruit, Hate: twilight(twishiz), Justin Bieber, history, boring teachers, getting sick, memorizing things, people that don't like me cause I'm weird, sophisticated people, makeup, running, sports that I'm bad at, scary movies, grey, dresses, getting up early, 0 period, the fact that people think that violins are so important in orchestras, vegetables, jonas brothers, miley cyrus, too much jewlery, ALSO, my sister recently told me that I spelled bubble wrong in my username. I'm so stupid when it comes to spelling! :D Lol... I spelled it buble, like Michael Buble (the singer) I'm just that bad ass and that awesome. Being mature is overrated. Being weird is like being normal, only better. I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life? As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up. Silence is golden, duct tape is silver When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it. If your name is Mr.Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it? Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . . We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But we teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves. Life was so simple when boys had cooties! I'm not random, I just have many thougt- OH! A SQUIRREL! There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. Organized people are just too lazy to look for things YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. You love jeans. TOTAL: 11 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/chapstick. TOTAL: 8 PREP You own a cell phone. GOTHIC Black is one of your favorite colors. PUNK You can skateboard GEEK You love the computer. EMO You cut yourself over depression GHETTO/GANGSTA You like rap. HARDCORE/SCENE You like loud music ATHLETIC You watch/watched the Superbowl. ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty If you could read that, paste this to your profile This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of every line 8 Things I Hate About Everyone: 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. IDIOTIC LAZY FREAKS! 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? (YUMMY! CAKE! lol.) 4. When people say "It's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their asses! 5. When people say while watching a film "Did you see that?". No, Loser, I paid 12 dollars to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new. 8. When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid? I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. Very few personal problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives. Taste the rainbow - Eat CRAYONS! There are three types of people: those who can count, and those who can't. History lesson: the dinosaurs didn't go extinct, Barney came and they all committed suicide. I ran with scissors - and lived! Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun! Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself: where the heck is my ceiling? Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.. The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. I'm not a complete idiot - some parts are missing. I see regular people! Run for your lives! Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. A secret admirier is only a stalker with stationary. If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk! If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete. You say physco like it's a bad thing... Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. I'm not always a dork- sometimes I'm asleep I'm not insensitive, I just don't care Oops! I appear to have fallen on your lips The only reason I'm here is because heaven wouldn't have me and hell was afraid I'd take over. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... "when life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at stupid people" "Silence is golden, but ductape is silver." "Whoever said nothing was impossible never made an attempt to slam a revolving door." "I have an hourglass figure, the sands just keep shifting." "I Love Mondays! Hey, the medication’s working!" "I didn't LOSE my marbles, exactly...I just sold 'em. On EBay!" "Don't worry. It's plastic, like Paris Hilton!" "I let my mind wander, but it never came back." "Don't let your mind wander. It's too small to be out on its own." "When you're young and fall of a horse, you get some broken bones. When you're old and fall off a horse, you go splat." "Dude... I was thinking... a lot... one time... I... I had an Epiphany... Today... Is... Tomorrow's... Yesterday..." "It's retarded. It's ridiculous. It's re-dic-u-tarded!" "Sanity is a state of mind. It's near North Dakota." "Being normal is for freaks." "They have sent us to this dungeon, more commonly known as school." "I just need a toxic substance... L.A. tap water will do just fine." "Natural blonde; Please speak s l o w l y." "When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then let everyone else wonder how you did it." "You don't get a belly ring when your big! You get onion rings!" "I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed." "There ain't enough ketchup in the WORLD to make me eat THAT" "He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life." "All things are poisonous, yet there is nothing that is poisonous. It's only the dose that makes a thing poisonous." "What girls don't seem to know: If a guy acts like he hates you, chances are he likes you. "Tacos are great, because you can eat them and whatever drops is a taco salad." "What is a fork and a spoon?" "Why, that would be a FOON, my friend!!" "Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up." Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me. People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people. There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... Labels are for cans. And in case you haven't noticed--Im not a can. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder People say barbie isn't a slut... but then why do you have to buy her boyfriends? Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. Pssh. Normal is just a setting on the washing machine. Don’t tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon! The world is out to get me. Hide me in your closet and don’t let it find me. There’s nothing better than a good friend except a good friend with chocolate! Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional. "Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple." --Dr. Seuss "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." — Albert Einstein "I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying." — Oscar Wilde The Percy Jackson pledge: Why be difficult when, with a bit of effort, you can be impossible? I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not. If you think things can't get worse, it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination. You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard. Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby. I didn’t say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you. You don't have to be faster than the bear; you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's hysterical. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got framed The extinction of the dinosaurs was no accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide. The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it Fangirls are like whiny puppies. They're annoying as all hell, but everyone pities them too much to kill them. Oh, they are also very loud. It's not paranoia if you know they are out to get you. The pen may be mightier, but the sword still hurts like hell. I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!? You can’t spell slaughter without laughter Anybody remotely interesting is mad, in some way or another. In theory, everything works. Eat right, exercise, die anyway. Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them? That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high level explosives. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. Curiosity killed the cat, but Satisfaction brought it back. Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.9 Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still make you smile when you push them down the stairs. I said I had my reasons. I never said you would understand. The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt. Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. I respect your opinion; I just think it's stupid. Keep smiling - it makes people wonder what you're up to. If explosives didn't solve your problems you obviously weren't using enough of them. The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits. If at first you don't succeed...go back and reload the gun. Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them. Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat. The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them. No one means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous Never apologize. Always deny. Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. So study hard and be evil. Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for my kick boxing. The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory It just seems that the impossible becomes possible around me more often than not. Most of the time it includes me doing it. Never play peekaboo with a child on a long plane trip. It never ends. Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, then to HELL with you, here's to ME! When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true. We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now The voices in my head tell me that you're all crazy to think that I need therapy. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car. If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation. Sarcasm is one more service we offer. I hear voices and they don't like you Smile -- it confuses the enemy I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world. I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. Who ever said anything was possible never tried nailing jello to a tree. When life gives you lemons... Genetically alter them into SUPER_LEMONS and conquer the world. make raspberry juice and laugh at the world while they try to figure out how the fuck you did it. Make a super biofuel and end global warming. plant them and help stop global warming in your own way. Turn them into offerings for Ninja who will solve all your problems with the silence of feather and the steel of fallen samurai. Give em to your best friend after painting em orange and tellling em it's a new kind of super sweet orange. make lemonade and find someone life's given vodka to and have a party. wait a bit and make sure no ones looking before chucking 'em into life's house. Cut 'em in half and squeeze 'em in someones eyes before running away like a total douche. burn 'em and hope God loves lemons. Genetically alter them into douchebag-seeking mini-nukes to finally rid our world of guys with bigger chests than their girlfriends. you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler. don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give you lemons! Do you know who I am?! I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! And i'll burn it! With The Lemons! It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbour’s newspaper, that's the time to do it. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help. If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. If you lend someone 20 and never see him again; it was probably worth it. If you haven't much education you must use your brain. Never mess up an apology with an excuse. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. Taxation with representation isn't so hot, either! Wisdom comes from good judgment and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. A closed mouth gathers no foot. Duct tape is like the Force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together. I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. Never miss a good chance to shut up. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving. Diplomacy is the art of saying "good doggie" while looking for a bigger stick. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you're a mile away and you have his shoes. NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers/skills NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down (politely) NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile! |
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