Hi Nicole, here. I am 20 years old and Live in Queensland, Australia. Birthday: May 26th 1990

Favourite fanfics are; Harry Potter, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Bones, Dark Angel, Charmed, some NCIS, Hannah Montana, Disney Movies - Mulan,She's the Man, Fantastic 4 crossover with Spiderman, Private Practice, Grey's Anatomy, Narnia, Superman, Batman, Justice League, Smallville, Lois & Clark, some House, Sabrina the teenage witch, and Angel. Crossovers if written well can be a great read.

HARRYPOTTER GRAPHICS :

- For great Manipulative Dumbledore Stories.

READ THESE: Buffy and Harry Potter Crossovers

BrothermineSummary: Sirius Black has a curse on him ... or is it? What really happened to Sirius after he fell behind that curtain? The Scoobies go to London after the destruction of Sunnydale in order to help Dumbledore and the Order with the fight against Voldemort and end up staying at Grimmauld Place. Stars far too many of our favourite characters to list, and raises a very interesting question: since when did Buffy have a brother? Hello? It's very good, and I'm really enjoying it.

An Affair To Remember

Summary: Willow always knew that Sheila and Ira didn't feel like her true parents. . .but what happens when that turns out to be the truth?

The Forgotten One

Summary: Complete Willow / Oliver Wood. A Meeting in the Summer Hoildays, and the opening to a new world- going to Hogwarts.

Quotes:

This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force!

Those who live by the sword get shot by those that don't.

Never knock on Deaths door: ring the doorbell and run away! He really hates that!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

When life gives you lemons, give them back and demand CASH.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

LOOK MA, NO BRAIN!

Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is free!

I met some crazy people, and they made me queen.

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.

Suicide is a way of telling God, "YOU CAN'T FIRE ME, I QUIT!"

Death is a way of God telling you not to be a wiseguy.

If at first you don't succeed, then destroy all evidence that you tried.

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

Its tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?

If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.

Don't play dumb with me, I'll always win.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door...

Always forgive your enemies-nothing annoys them so much.

I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

Evening news is where they tell you 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

When life hands you lemons, squirt death in the eye and run like hell.

Before you judge a man. Walk a mile in his shoes, because after that you're a mile away from him and you have his shoes.

There are people I'ld take a bullet for and people I wanna put a bullet in.

A day without sunshine is...night.

My luck is so bad, if I brought a cemetery people would stop dying.

In ancient times, cats were worshipped as gods. They have not forgotten this.

Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma.

Until I was 13, I thought my name was Shut up.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. Ow...

Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your kids.

3 kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can't.

A day without sunshine, is like, night.

According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

BAD COP! NO DONUT!

Confucious say: "Man who stands on toliet is high on pot!"

Corduroy Pillows: they're making headlines!

Do not play leap frog with a unicorn.

Gravity is a myth: the Earth sucks.

Car horn broken: watch for the Finger!

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious!

Random quotes that we find amusing...

Stop the big brother shit, put on your evil, lord of the darkness panties and find out who took my goddamn pants!!

Man with hairy feet need not wear slippers!!

Friends talk you out of it, but real friends help hide the bodies!!

Behind every great woman is a man staring at her arse!

If the thought of doing something makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds its probably illegal!

Who needs guys when we have electric toothbrushes! Innocent looks

Siblings, can't live with them, can't bury them in the garden without mum noticing!

ROLFCOPTERZZZZASDFAJGFKHGLAKDFHVALKFJGEHJLBKDFJBLK!!

How do you know if you stepped in pee or water? When people pinch their noses when you walk by, you either stepped in pee, or some very stinky water.

If you walk into a bar, order a beer and an icepack.

I ran out of things to say so... SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPEALIDOSHUS!!... What? Haven't you see Mary Poppins?

A life lesson: If everyone asks if you got a hair cut, then its probably stupid looking.

Kay... now for the serious stuff...

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong (if you don't, YOU SUCK!!). Please do your part to end it!!

Reasons Not to Legalize Gay Marriage?

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Repost if you believe in legalizing gay marriage!

Pet Peeves:

1. People who do not read the warnings on a story, and then leave a review or send a pm complaining about something that they were clearly warned about.

2. People who complain about the pairing of a story. If you don't like the pairing, why did you click on the story?

3. People who complain that a story is slash and people who complain that a story is het. Once again, I direct you to the warning and pairing section. If it isn't your cup of tea, find something that is.

4. People who try and tell the author what they should write. If you want to write, then write, don't tell someone else how their story should turn out and what their writing style should be like. The story belongs to them.

5. People who do not use Spellcheck. I am not going to read a story that requires a dictionary and a magnifying glass. Hell, they have free spell checking online! Use it people!!

6. People who use weird long words because they think it makes them sound smarter. I consider myself to be a bookworm, however, I hate having to bring up an online dictionary every five minutes in an attempt to understand what I am reading. I am not a National Spelling Bee participant, and neither are most of the people on here, you are not impressing me with your long-winded unknown words.

7. Flames, there is no point to them. If you don't like it, don't read it. If you want to be helpful, leave them a constructive criticism review. (The swears are often funny though...)

8. Authors who can't take constructive criticism the way it is meant. If I leave you such a review, it is because I am trying to help you and improve your writing, not because I think you suck.

9. People who bash their own writing. I am so sick of author notes that say, "This sucks ass, but here it is." If you really think it's terrible, don't post it! If you hate it, chances are that we will too.

10. Author notes that are longer than the chapter itself. That is just pointless.

11. Reviews being answered in the story instead of through the review reply link. There is NOTHING more frustrating than thinking you get to read a long well-written chapter and it ends up being short as Hell, with pages and pages of review replies. Don't do it!!

Check this out people!

Its time for us to say this

addressing all you guys

except for the drag queens

who should win a Nobel prize

but the straight guys

they don't realise

what we go through everyday!

and its a lot

now its time for all us females to remind you just in case you all forgot!

The several things guys don't have to do:

shave legs

wear skirts

wax armpits, hey it hurts!!

paint our nails with deadly polish

try to get out waist impossibly smallish

long in-your-face hair

make-up smears that get everywhere

accident prone high heels

itty bitty diet meals

pluck eye brows until there red

breathe hair dye fumes until we're half dead

count every percent of our weight pounds

some girls have to carry heavy mounds

blow our money on beauty salons

and sort though beauty commercials and cons

And the reason why we do these crazy things we do is we do it for you!

Sometimes we are hard to deal with!

That we cant deny

but just think of we go through,

see that's the reason why!

Come on guys, give us a break,

Next time you are on a date,

Look past the make-up for goodness sake!

If you are against child abuse, as most of you should be, post this in your profile...

My name is May

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake

I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry," I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is May

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

If you care at all about this poor child, paste it onto your profile, before it's too late...

You know you're an 80s kid if:

~You ever ended a sentence w/ the word "SIKE"
~You watched Pound Puppies What?
~You can sing the rap to "Fresh Prince of Bel Air" Fresh Prince? Who?
~You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey on "Blossom" Really?
~Two words: M.C.Hammer Hammer? What kinda name is that?
~If you ever watched Fraggle Rock Whaaa...?
~You had plastic streamers on your handle bars. Actually I did, when I was 11 I attempted to murder the poor things...
~You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales" Er... is that a show about Ducks?
~It was actually worth getting up on Sat morning to watch cartoons Do Saturday morning cartoons even exist anymore?
~You wore a ponytail on the side of your head Thankfully no... (Shudders)
~You saw "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" on the big screen Actually, those reptiles are making a come-back, I for one am going to run away as fast as I can.
~You played the game MASH (Mansion, Apartment, Shelter, House) Hm, I did that once.
~You can remember what Michael Jackson REALLY looked like. My dad made me watch a Michael Jackson movie, but I didn't pay attention, so no, I don't.
~You ever wondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf. Did you know that they show that on Boomerang?
~You remember the CRAZE, then the BANNING of slap bracelets Somebody banned a BRACELET?
~You ever owned a pair of jelly shoes. (and probably in neon colors) I hope those aren't what they sound like...

~You ever got seriously injured on a Slip-n-slide. And how is that possible?
~You had a Skip-it I got to use one of those once!
~You had or attended a b-day party at McDonalds That... is... just... WRONG.
~Both Gremlin movies There are two?
~You remember Rainbow Bright and My Lil Pony Tales What?
~You thought Doogie Howser was hot! Doogie, lol.
~Alf, the furry brown alien from Melmac Alf... that sound familiar...
~New Kids On the Block when they were cool Weren't those people in Hairspray? (My mom made me watch it.)
~Knew all the characters and there life stories on the ORIGINAL Saved by the Bell ...Ah, no.
~You remember when Mullets were cool AAAAAAHHHHH!!
~You remember Captin Planet Isn't that the weirdo in the spandex Earth suit?
You had a crush on one of the New Kids on the Block members. Who?
You wanted to be on StarSearch. What the heck is that?
You ever uttered the word "Radical!" I think I did once on a dare.
You wore jelly shoes and jelly bracelets Wassat?
You thought "Ghostbusters" was by far the coolest movie I watched it when I was 7 and it gave me nightmares...
You remember watching shows like "Punky Brewster" , "Webster", "You Can't Do That On Television" , "Wild&Crazy Kids" and "Double Dare" Cheesy names.
You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off. Or even when he had those freaky eyes in "Thriller" at the end of the video. ...Er... no.
You wore a banana clip in your hair. Isn't that a hair clip in the shape of a banana?
You rolled up the bottoms of your splatter painted jeans. Ew...
You wore loafers with everything, and you put the laces in those little rolls. AHH!
You had slouch socks, and puff painted your own shirt at least once. No, just no...
You owned a doll with 'Xavier Roberts' signed on it's butt. Wah?
You knew what Willis was "talkin' 'bout." What kind of name is Willis?
You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off." I don't think I wanna know... but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with pain, and lots of it!
You can name half of the members of the elite "Brat Pack." Who?
You can remember watching Full House and Saved by the Bell for endless hours! Oh! Oh! I watched Full House! Isn't that that show with the grumpy doctor?0
You yearned to be a member of The Babysitters Club, and tried to start a club of your own. Snort!
You sat on your back porch, playing with your "My Little Pony" , "Rainbow Brite" , and "Strawberry Shortcake" dolls Who?
You know that another name for a keyboard is a "Synthesizer." Really?
You hold a special place in your heart for "Back to the Future." There's a ride based on that in Universal Studios! Wait no, they replaced it with the Simpson Ride... hm... no big loss there.
You know where to go if you "wanna go where everybody knows your name." Is that code for something?
You thought Molly Ringwald was REALLY cool. Who?
You know what "sike" and "not!" mean I do, but I guess thats cause I read too much, lol!
You fell victim to 80's fashion : big hair, crimped, combed over to the side, big hoop earrings, and possibly the worst:you wore spandex pants. AAAAAHHHHHHHH!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!
You wanted to be a Goonie, or Elliot from E.T. Goonie?
You owned an extensive collection of Cabbage Patch Kids and trolls. Troll... hm, aren't those creatures that live under bridges?
You knew "The Artist" when he was humbly called "Prince." Who?
You actually saw Ted Danson as the MacDaddy he played "Sam" to be. Once again, who?
You ever wore flourescent -neon if you will- clothing... I think thats making a comeback... People in this world have bad taste.
You could breakdance, or wished you could. I still wish I could!
You know who He-Man and She-Ra are. Once AGAIN, who?
You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game system. I dun even know what that is...
You know all the words to "Ice Ice Baby". Er, no.
You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we'd all be living on the moon. I wish!
You remember and/or own any of the CareBear Glass collection from PizzaHut. Is that was it sounds like?
Pizza Hut was the coolest place to hang. O.O...
Poltergeist freaked you out. You mean like Peeves?
You carried your lunch to school in a Gremlins or an E.T. lunchbox. Nope.
You wanted to communicate with some being named Cinergy, or you wanted green hair like that lead singer of the Misfits. Green hair? (Death by hair-dye fumes much?)
You totally LOVED Barbie's cooler, punkier counterpart, "Jem" and her "Rockers" What's a rocker?
You wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish. Gag!
You wore tights under shorts and felt stylish. Choke!
You layered your multi-colored slouch socks, and added suspenders to make your outfit complete. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Claws eyes out!
You ever had a Swatch Watch. What the hell is a "Swatch" watch??
You actually spent countless hours trying to perfect the care-bear stare. Wha...?
You had a crush on one of the Coreys Once... AGAIN! Who?
You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.
You had WonderWoman or Superman underwear. Ew...
You wanted to be The Hulk for Halloween. He's making a comeback... And I'm a girl!
You believed that "By the power of Greyskull, you HAD the power" Greyskull?
You thought that Transformers were more than meets the eye. Once more, makin' a comeback!
Partying "like it's 1999" seemed SO far away!! Yeah, it is, we would have to make a U-turn!
You ever owned or wanted any of the NKOTB action figures or dolls. What does NKOTB stand for?
You remember when Deborah Gibson was "Debbie" Gibson. I dunno who that is, period!

If you think I'm one of those people who just blindly copy and paste random crud onto their profile, then think again. Everything past the quotes, and above this, on this page means something to me, ask, P.M. I will give you a reason why I pasted.

Copy and Paste the above if you are the same.