Because you know it is. Next: HDM AU. After a hole to another world is blown open in the sky, Texas decides to leave. Before he does there's a very important good-bye that needs to be said.

Remus tapes a list of things that Sirius Is Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts onto their door.RLSB SLASH!TENTH AND LAST ONESHOT POSTED!Number 49/50:Tell Dumbledore that his beard is erotic...and then attempt to stroke it seductively.Read and review!COMPLETE!

non-magic AU. Remus J. Lupin is a seventeen-year-old gay highschooler with a problem. Sirius Black is a twenty three year old straight tattoo artist with a BA girlfriend. What happens when they fall in love? M FOR A REASON PEOPLE! So if you're not 18, please read something else.

On those sleepless nights, his thoughts always manage to find their way to her. Very short Asch/Natalia drabble written for a friend.

Iceland is a little TOO close to his fridge? FridgexIcelandxFridge action. Food involved. Yes, I'm serious, porn of Iceland and a refrigerator.

It started with one. Patient zero, retrieved from Washington DC, America. Alfred F.Jones was admitted by his college roommate at 13:08 on June 16th. Diagnosis: Delusional.

The treck to Gamzee's house is a long one and Tavros has a hard time making it in his four wheeled device. So Gamzee promises that he won't have to make it and that he'll come and visit the rust blood instead! Gamzee/Tavros Smut, don't like don't read.

*Novel* Regulus Arcturus Black 1961 - 1979. The agonizing tale of the final three years of his life. What caused the young Death Eater to turn away from his path? What could make a person betray Lord Voldemort? Canon compliant. Includes M/M Cᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇ.

Companion piece to "The Pet" that I'm finally publishing. Please read "The Pet" first, this won't really make much sense unless you have. RLSB slash, of course. Remus's POV. We finally get to see what Remus was thinking when all that happened!

Moony, Padfoot and Prong's take on the seven deadly sins. RLSBJP, three hot boys, hot for each other. Marauder timeframe.

Maybe the best things in life are waiting just on the other side of death.

What if Sirius hadn't gone after Pettigrew and been framed? What if Dumbledore hadn't been aware of the charm that lay over the Dursleys' and Sirius had been allowed to bring Harry up? Focuses on the relationship between Sirius and Remus. Slash.

Complete. "What were you thinking, Orion—a werewolf? In our home?" "We've discussed this. It's a pet for the children." SBRL. Slight AU, werewolves are considered animals and Ministry property & the Blacks buy their son a very unique pet. Close to canon.

When Remus Lupin's secret crush is discovered, James decides that naturally the only thing to do is help his young friend woo the man of his dreams. Nothing for poor Remus is ever as simple as it seems though... RLSB OCRL JPRL slash

Sirius Black finds himself deeply affected by a new librarian by the name of Remus Lupin. Non-magical AU. Rated M for a reason - sexual content, slash, smut, language, etc.

Remus and Sirius are left to take care of baby Harry while Lily and James are gone. Of course Sirius finds that he was probably not the best babysitter. Swearing is involved.

Severus and Regulus share a kiss...and a bit more. One shot, but I may continue it. Rating to be safe.

Denmark gets turned into a sofa, and Norway takes advantage of it.

Norway wondered why this discovery had surprised him. It wasn’t as if he thought the other was incapable of such a thing, oh no; quite the contrary, Denmark would be on the top of his list of people who would do it.

Denmark overhears what all the Nordics really think about him; depression hits him hard, and Norway worries about his friend.

As snow fell in midst of the night, a boy wandered the streets with nothing but memories and the bundle of matches in his hand to keep him company... AU Denmark/Norway

little!Iceland is hearing things in the middle of the night coming from Norway's room...yes it's what you think. Iceland's POV.

In a world where Remus never received his Hogwarts invitation and Sirius wasn't accepted by the Gryffindors the two lonely boys become friends. A story beginning in their first year, and continuing right through Hogwarts and beyond. RLSB.

Sirius wants to reconcile with Regulus, and is at a crossroads in his own life, not quite sure where it's going to take him. Regulus wants to stay with him for a while. What follows is the best summer of his life. Warning: INCEST. Sirius/Regulus R&R

Remus Lupin is a mystery to the whole school; the boy who's quiet, aloof, and cold. He also happens to be queer, which is enough to gain Sirius's interest. What Sirius never realised that dating Remus Lupin wasn't quite as easy as it looked. R/S

Remus, our favorite werewolf, has seen it all: blood, guts, the ugliness of humanity. But for once, he'll experience love in the form of a ghost named Sirius Black. Sirius has got one little quirk though: he haunts the bathroom. Specifically, the bath tub