at last! a suitable avatar image! thankyou mongoose137 (she insists i call her mongoose as though the mere thread of existence were to crumble if i were to refer to her by her real name and that i point out the fact that her fabulous art work is used by me as an avatar... girls...)

bio

as for me i am not a person who tends to share much about myself under any circumstances so no i am not in high school in australia no i am not a troubled teen who spends classes writing poems about how schools suck or how everyone is just going to die in the end of it all anyway no i do not like Psychonauts or various other scifi computer games novels and tv shows... (especially not stargate firefly or galaxyquest) no i do not practise ventriloquism in my spare time and no no no i do not at any costs do what others want me too if i don't want to...

so good. i hope you got all that. cause I'm not repeating it.

favourites

-coming soon-

stories. why does noone ever review my storys? mongoose you get heaps.

quit nein: i am unlikely to continue this one as i've been struck with a better story so sasha and milla making out is just going to be put on hold. okay? no? too bad...

untitled: i am currently writing one of those "this is how sasha and milla got together" kind of stories so this might take a while as i don't want it to be really lame or predictable.

the cleaning lady: did you know sasha hires a chick to clean for him? he mentions it in the game when you first go down to his lab. i know heaps of folk who'd kill for that job... (cough-mongoose-cough) so i've wrote a little piece on that... kind of...