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 Author has written 4 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and Naruto. Favourite pairings (from most to least): ItachixSasuke (Uchihacest) This is like one of the BEST pairings there is! I mean... Sasuke is hot... Itachi is hot... put them together and it's just too hot!! Yes, I know they're brothers and people think it's wrong... But that makes it even better! If only they were real... =( I just can't get enough of this pairing! And if you don't like it, then there's something totally wrong with you, seriously... who doesn't like this pair? And if anyone raises their hand, I'm gonna kill them... jokes... lol. Not everybody has to like the same pairing... But still... This is the best pairing ever! Most of my fics are about this pairing, so if you don't like it, don't read them! Thank you _ lol NarutoxSasuke Also another great and wonderful pairing. If they were lovers in the anime, Sasuke probably wouldn't of left Konoha. The pictures of them are just sooooo cute!! Especially Naruto. They're not just best friends, they're more than that... I don't waste my time reading pointless NaruSasu or SasuNaru fics... Only the ones that seem really interesting, if you know what I mean. KakashixSasuke They are such a cute pairing. I mean, Sasuke is soooo cute. Their bond is more than just teacher/student and that's why I like this pairing. I also love the doujinshi that I've read about this couple. xXxXxXxXxXxXxXx Pairings I hate (I hate them all equally): SasukexSakura Such a horrible and terrible pairing. Everyone knows that Sasuke isn't interested in Sakura. He's better off with anyone but her! I honestly prefer SasukexKarin than this pairing (I hate that pairing too). Anyway, Sasuke has Itachi lol. Why can't she accept the fact that she will never have Sasuke? ItachixSakura Another terrible couple. I mean, who the hell would want to be with Sakura? If any guy got paid a million dollars to be with her, I bet they wouldn't. And Itachi is too hot for her. NarutoxSakura I really don't like this pairing. I got no problem with Naruto, just Sakura. They should never be together, even to save their lives. Notes to my Readers (READ OR DIE): Yes, I'm lazy and haven't updated in forever... But I'm working on that along with my school work (which kills me) |
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Rum by Nitroid reviews
Szayel Apporo's plans to turn into Grimmjaw for one day backfires, and Grimmjaw is turned into a toddler. Due to Ulquiorra's cruelty toward the child, Ichigo decides he would help his nemesis; even if he doesn't remember anything when he returns to normal
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,321 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Dark Side of the Moon by BonneNuit reviews
This is a ShirosakixIchigo -SemexUke- collection of ficlets that are one-six chapters each in length. Please read the warnings, not for underage readers. The summaries are at the beginning of each ficlet.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 59,114 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo - Complete
My Strawberry Kitten by FlyinGShadoW1314 reviews
YAOI GrimmIchi, KenHana A/U : Heading home from work, Grimmjow passes a pet shop where he spots Neko!Ichigo in the window. Naturally drawn to him, he just had to take him home, and "train" the shy, wary, virgin neko. A series of lemons with some plot. :3
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,730 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Burritos and Tequila by Loid reviews
GrimmIchi oneshot collection.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,522 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Wake up, Ulquiorra by Dior Crystal reviews
Aizen has ordered Grimmjow to take care of a bedridden Ulquiorra, much to Grimmjow's dismay. This was not how he had planned to spend his time. Yaoi. Twisted AiUlqui. GrimmUlqui.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,915 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Surviving Summer: Haswell Style! by pink-mutant14 reviews
Lynn and Liza are forced to once again entertain characters from Naruto. However, will the girls be in serious trouble this time arond? better description inside! Rated T because... I said so! YAY!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,603 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Gaara
And You Can Stop It Anytime by Chou ni Natte reviews
Sasuke had always been self-destructive. His friends just didn't realize how bad it was until it was almost too late. *AU* *ItaSasu*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,018 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Surviving Courtland High: Sand Sibs Style by pink-mutant14 reviews
When the San Sibs are sent to our world they must learn to overcome high school, evil headphone, and more. All while living with a psycho Goth and her tomboy sister. Will they survive? Probably not! Comleted! SEQUEL'S UP!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,288 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Wistfulness by Moya-chan reviews
Set week after Masaki's death. The time Isshin needed to realize she was not coming back and that his children are all what's left for him. Family fic, PG, Isshin-centric, one-shot. No beta for now.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Ichigo K., Isshin K. - Complete
Immaculate by KivaEmber reviews
AU. ‘You know, when you’re fifteen, you’re not supposed to be sharing a bed OR shower with your twin brother.’ IchiHichi. Twincest.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,627 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K.
Which Uchiha Brother Is Better? by Smori reviews
Two teenage girls are sent into the world of Naruto. These two are best friends but fight over one thing: Which Uchiha brother is better? ItachiOC. SasukeOC. Warnings: Madara-Tobi Later, OOCness, and OC's. :On Hold:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,732 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
The Arrancar go to the store by SupaStar-Man reviews
Aizen's low on groceries, so Ulquiorra, Grimmjow, Orihime, and Wonderwice go buy some. T for language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Complete
Unholy Matrimony by Duchess of Darkness reviews
Such is the momentous occasion that's the wedding between enemies, a signing of diplomatic peace between two parties, and eternal loving bond between two lovers. Congratulations to Grimmjow and Ichigo, groom and bride respectively. May you remain sane.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,886 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Family's Comfort by XIIINights reviews
When Itachi and Sasuke get into a fight, its up to their parents to fix it, but instead of telling them they're wrong, Mikoto and Fugaku tell the siblings a bit about their past. Uchiha Family Bonding. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Fugaku U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Where Hands Can't Reach by Nakimochiku reviews
he felt so dirty, so ashamed. but grimmjow was so safe. oneshot, grimmichi, sad, molestation and mentioned shota. trust me, it's good.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Cake by Eternal Spaz reviews
What happens when Grimmjaw gets a sudden craving for cake?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
PMS by YondyB reviews
Temari suffers from PMS. Gaara suffers from Temari. Crack. Drabble fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Gaara, Temari
Ask the Sand Siblings by babygaaralover reviews
The Sand Siblings have been put in a room and they can only aswer your questions
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,146 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Gaara, Temari
babysitting edward by yoru-anime-yume reviews
Summary: What happens when Edward gets forced to drink a potion that turns him into a 5 year old? EdxB AxJ EMxR ONESHOT!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Complete
No Longer Brothers by Uchiha brothers lover reviews
Sasuke tells a poem to Itachi. Very sad and full of Sasuke's hurt.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Not Like I Need to Defend My Own Innocence by IchigoxKurosawa reviews
Itachi definitely didn't see this coming. Sasuke is a lot harder to handle then he thought! But, he loves his little brother anyway. Summary changed again! Rated M for language and sexual content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,287 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Inner child by clarity queen reviews
Spike turns into a child.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,436 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/3/2007 - Published: 7/10/2006
Sasuke's Poem by Uhm. its me Vee reviews
Sasuke's poem to Itachi. YAOIINCEST.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Time out by clarity queen reviews
Spike thinks about things.
Angel - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Spike, Angel - Complete
Comfort by Melfina Lupin reviews
When Gaara has a nightmare, his silbings are always there to help him
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
30 Ways to Annoy Gaara by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
The highly anticipated continuation of the 30 Ways series! Also called, 30 Things not to Do Around Gaara if you Value Your Life
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
My Dear Foolish Brother by Mistress of the Sand reviews
Itachi does love his brother. Ita poem type thing. Not really angst, but still. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2005
Brother by coolRiku reviews
A little poem from Sasuke to guess who...Itachi...thinking of making this to a story but I need you´re opinion...please review and tell me what you think...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/9/2005
Care by Higgy reviews
Helping the Hopeless. and they don't come anymore hopeless than an insane vampire who can't feed. chapter 3 has been improved, alot!
Angel - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,880 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/7/2004 - Published: 4/3/2004 - Spike, Angel
Not so Big Bad by Higgy reviews
Spike annoys demons. demons do spell. poof! 4 year old vampire. need i say more? COMPLETE!
Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,107 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/18/2004 - Published: 6/2/2004 - Spike, Angel - Complete
Sinful Addiction by Chesiere Cat reviews
Orochimaru wants Sasuke. Kakashi promises to protect the boy from the sennin but Sasuke is gone anyway. The jounin then rushes out to find him. The event takes an unexpected turn when the one rescuing Sasuke is...Itachi. Shounenai. Incest. Complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,439 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/14/2004 - Published: 2/29/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chibi Vegeta by Burenda reviews
While summoning the Eternal Dragon, Trunks makes an accidental wish concerning his father. Now Vegeta is confronted with his own unkindness as, still fully cognizant, Chibi Vegeta learns firsthand what it's like to be treated like a baby. Discontinued.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,231 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/28/2003 - Published: 6/29/2002 - Vegeta
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Water reviews
Sasuke gets wet. He goes to Naruto. Naruto drys Sasuke. Sounds exciting, huh? My fist NaruSasu fic. OH YESSS! There will be yaoi in the later chapters. Some Uchihacest to come. Might have to raise the rating later.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,333 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Thunder reviews
A four year old Kankuro and a two year old Gaara try to get rid of thunder but end up getting very wet
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Lullaby reviews
What I think should have happened after 'Beneath You'. I really wanted to see what happened next
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Spike, Buffy S.
In the Garden of Evil reviews
This is a story I wrote while I was on vacation. It's post I Only Have Eyes for You. Angelus has a little fun with Spike and Spike plans some payback. Evil laugh
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,545 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Spike, Angel