Yo.

I'm DarkAngelsGoToHell98, and I'm proud of it.

Me and Bluejaygrl98 are best friends, forever, and her writing is, ohmygod, so fucking amazing. Please, if you want good writing, visit her profile at www.fanfiction.net/~bluejaygrl98.

One of my favorite quotes of all time is from Xam's Story by TSparks158:

"What's so funny?" I asked. Tom looked at me and kissed my forehead.

"I just took the virginity of an Angel," Tom said pulling back, "I'm defiantly going to Hell now."

Yup. The difference between me and Bluejaygrl98 (she's really big on privacy issues) is that I'm an M-rated-FanFiction luva. Love good lemons. Love sexy, smutty stories, and I fucking write sexy, smutty stories. So, don't like, don't read. Fuck off.

I don't go on my account much. Bluejaygrl98 is way more dedicated than I am--are you reading this, girl? I write one-shots. No more than two, at the most, and canon pairings are really sick, even for my perverted, twisted mind. Yes, I'm still a virgin, FYI, yes, I have an ah-mazing, hot, sexy boyfriend, FYI, but no, I've not gone past second base before, FYI.

Also, like Bluejaygrl98, I'm obsessed with Maximum Ride. Mainly because Fang is hot and all that shit, but also because James Patterson is a sixty-three year old GENIUS. Except for making Fang leave. I mean, yeeeeesh. Both me and Bluejaygrl98 screamed for two hours straight when we read it. We're crazy freaks! :)

I'm new to FanFiction...she persuaded me to join after hacking onto my laptop (yes, she can do that--along with pick my wardrobe lock "You have size C bras?!", hotwire a car "Hey, uh, mom...your rear bumper is a bit off", and disable security systems "sorry, ma'am, I didn't mean to let your dogs out, no, it won't happen again"), and finding I had this huge folder full of lemon galore "Holy freaking crap! Dude, you are so sick!"

Anyways, below is my writing. Enjoy.

I'll see you all in hell.

--DarkAngelsGoToHell98