It's not easy trying to raise three teenage Remnants, especially not if you are a morose gunman with a sentient cloak and a cig-addicted pilot with a temper problem. It's a good thing this family puts the 'fun' in dysfunctional.

One happy, hapless day in Shinra, Cloud's hair falls into one of Hojo's concoctions - a vat of mako laced with a strong aphrodisiac meant for Sephiroth. The strangest day for Cloud ensues. Cloud x a lot of people in Shinra

Cloud bursts out of his shell when he enrolls into the military academy. Can the power of punk rock help him get the man of his dreams?

-SxS Yaoi-HighSchool AU- Some wounds run much deeper than others. Some can never be cured. And yet, there are people who will try to heal them all the same, no matter how hopeless the situation might seem. They try, because they care. Because they love.

A distortion in an alternative world's magic sends thirty-odd nations to another dimension, to an uninhabited no-man's-land between five local nations. For their own interests the locals want the nations back home: dead or alive.

Shizuo x Izaya. Shizuo accidentally turns into a cat. Without knowing the tabby is his arch-nemesis, Izaya takes him home and keeps him as a pet. As a cat, Shizuo discovers a side of Izaya that nobody knows, his secrets, life, fears, loves and feelings.

What would it be like to be the secretary for SOLDIER? Ask Sai. She's been filling up coffee mugs, slipping antidepressants and relaxers into the water, and preventing deaths for years. At least she gets to see her superiors making out on desks. Yaoi

Cloud has suffered and asked for forgiveness, but Aeris knows she alone cannot give him it. He must find that forgiveness and peace where it began, back at SOLDIER. SephirothxCloud REWRITE PLANNED (see profile for details)

Part 1 of the Criminals 'verse. Obito snatches up the abandoned bottle, jogs three steps, and hurls it with all the force he can manage at the back of the white-haired litterer's head, snarling, "Hey, asshole! It's called recycling!"

It's time to move on. Sephiroth x Cloud

Tak ada yang tak mungkin di dunia fiksi. Drabbles parodi. /2014 UPDATE

Worthless smut from the Blonde Ambition universe. Not story related!

Cloud is a frustrated grad student working toward a First Class degree in history. His thesis topic, his love life, and his ambition are going nowhere fast — until he meets the ghost of General Sephiroth Crescent, hero of the Gaian Civil War.

Apa yang paling, amat sangat kau takuti di dunia ini? Cobalah tanyakan pada yang terkasih; Nase Hiroomi dan Kanbara Akihito akan menjawabnya. MY 1ST FANFIC HERE. HiroAki. Slash. Warnings inside. RnR? :D

In a world where he didn't die at the bridge, Obito is a loyal Konoha shinobi, even if his Konoha is practically gone. Rather than die at the hands of Orochimaru, Obito triggers an experimental time-space jutsu that sends him across dimensions, into a world where his counterpart went insane and Kakashi is mystifyingly different. KakaObi

Len Kagamine is a super popular rock star, with millions of fangirls. But all he's ever wanted is to have an actual friend. Rin Akita is a down-to-earth, A-grade student with a wild side, who happens to hate all things Kagamine; especially Len. But when they're partnered up for a science project, those feelings may just change. Pls don't read omg why. THIS IS SO OLD. AND WEEBY.

If you told senior Cloud, that he'd have the hots for his cruel math teacher he'd call you crazy. Between school and track he's too busy for love. But gradually, he discovers his burning attraction for the man and now he's determined to seduce him.

America's "great" new idea goes all sorts of ways when they actually decide to carry his new plan through. Based off of 334 ways to get kick out of walmart. I suck at summaries. Rated T to be safe.

A sloppily written one shot about Kagami, Kuroko and dog treats... Warning: Yaoi

Oga doesn't always show the best side of him but that doesn't mean he doesn't have a loving side. A side that Furuichi hates/loves about him. A new chapter and MAYBE the last one?

Roxas hadn't meant to let any of this happen...falling in love with his boss had been his first mistake. AkuRoku PWP.

Mau bikin rumah? *plak!* Eh salah, mau tau iklan-iklan yang diproduksi dari author gila dan aktor-aktor yang aneh bin laden *?* Makanya baca fanfic ini! Dijamin bakal awet muda dan oresama! *lha?* Summary yang sangat tidak jelas

Being a chef in a five-star restaurant was not what Kagami envisioned his future to be; neither was kissing a constantly invisible chef. restaurant!AU Kagami/Kuroko

A certain Gilbert Beilschmidt tries to escape a certain disorder that leaves him a little hotter under the collar certain times of the year than most, and in doing so, he meets up with an old...'friend'. Human AU, warnings within.

A bunch of oneshots that I feel are too short to be uploaded alone. Multiple pairings, but probably mainly ASGCZ.

One-shots written for the 100 situations challenge on Livejournal. Contains Inga/Shinjurou. Fic 2: Inga's feelings transform when he does.

She says his name like a whisper in the dark, and sometimes, it blindsides him that he is, in fact, playing with fire.

Sebuah kisah kehidupan gay dalam gemerlap kota urban dan hedonisme yang penuh dengan kemewahan dan kenikmatan duniawi. Diceritakan dari sudut pandang seorang pemuda Indonesia dalam satu fragmen kehidupannya yang paling dramatis. AU. Rate M.

A hung-over Russia wakes in the empty house of the Soviet Union with no one but Prussia for company, and even he'll be gone soon. Almost a historical fanfic. Rated T for language, the effects of heavy drinking and some very-nearly RuPru

"You know what, Axel? If you can write a book and get it published, I'll marry you." It's too bad he didn't think the deal through. It's too bad he never thought Axel would rework Aesop's fables. It's too bad Axel is a fable-writing god. -AxelxRoxas-

Because Shizuo is the man. And Izaya runs a bit more than he should. Shizaya, PWP. ShizuoxIzaya Shizuo/Izaya- angry yaoi combined with Boy Love! Hurrah!

DISCONTINUE

AU, sequel to Physicals. Gilbert realizes that he's kinda-sorta-totally in love with a certain German doctor - who happens to be hiding a big secret. Naturally, it's time to get wasted. And maybe go home with a hot Russian lawyer. GerPru, RussPruss, full version moved to tumblr sorry

Sequel to Silence is Thy Friend. Ritsu has been tasked to help Takano oversee the manga adaptation of one of Usami Akihiko's book. However he runs into many problems with the mangaka's artistic liberties...and everyone's indifference to it.

AU Reno/Yazoo. Yazoo is sure that his roommate Reno doesn't know much about him, doesn't know he's gay, doesn't know he has a HUGE crush on him... Things are easier to look at from the outside though. Rated M for later chapters

Blackmailed and sent diving for treasure, Cloud thinks his job is an easy one. That's until he's dragged away by mermen. Sephiroth/Zack/Cloud. Birthday fic for Prisoner Len.

A night of drinking for Prussia and England end up leading to what they thought would only be a one night stand. However, that drunken one night stand is going to turn into so much more… Mpreg, Prussia X England and some other couples.

Every year, Shinra holds a sand castle building contest. Sephiroth always goes without a partner because everyone's too afraid of him. Almost everyone. This year, a cadet has stepped forward to team up with him. Will they win? CxS

Cloud inherits the house of his dreams after his Great-Uncle Hojo dies, and he thinks that finally, things might be looking up. It's too bad that he's not the only one inhabiting the mansion. ASGZC. **title changed momentarily-not permanent!**

Sephiroth and Cloud stay in for a quiet night of movie watching, or so they planned. Yaoi. Oneshot.

Sephiroth has to do his own grocery shopping now—thank you, Angeal. Something about dealing with crowds and imbeciles on Saturday mornings really sets him off. And WHY is that teenager following him? CxS; AxZ mentioned. Oneshot.

1st story: Shiki x Izaya. sequel: Shizuo x Izaya. After all they've been through, turmoils and broken hearts, is this lust or love? Can Shizuo and Izaya fall in love with each other? Warning for a lot of smut. Starts Shikizaya, ends Shizaya

Falling in love starts with tripping over something. It can hurt, but be comforted: your face-plant was epic, and we all enjoyed watching it. In this story, Axel falls first, then flops around for a while, trying to get Roxas to trip over him. AkuRoku

After being kicked out by his parents, Cloud moves to Midgar. Then he meets his neighbors. And he's almost positive that they're stalking him. AU; ASGZC. Oneshot.

Russia is quite ticked off and aroused at Prussia's late arrival and Ukraine invited Hungary over for a sleepover the same night! Smut and voyeur insue! AU RussPruss

AU, sequel to "Doctor, Doctor". In which Gilbert goes to get a checkup and gets thoroughly violated. Again. Doctor!Ger/student!Pru, full version moved to tumblr sorry

Follow resident high school student extraordinaire Alfred Jones through his junior year in the form of slang-ridden diary entries. A story of detention, something that could have been love, something that is actually love, loss, love again, a lot of foreign exchange students for some reason, and very bad humor because I was thirteen when I wrote this, give me a break.

Waking up to find your stuffed chocobo missing can be a rather upsetting event. ASGZC, mainly SxC fluff. Oneshot.

Yong Soo has a crush on his cousin's boyfriend and, after moving out to the States to be closer to the amazing, 100%-American hero, he finally - finally! - asks him out! Things... don't quite work out for him.. Side-fic to Chapter 13 of Diaries; oneshot

Konferensi fujoshi yang dihadiri Liechtenstein untuk pertama kali ini diawali pameran fotografi dan diakhiri...taruhan berani mati. UPDATED. Rating up for extremely suggestive hints. Warning: Yaoi. Dalam dosis cukup tinggi. Silakan kabur bagi yang alergi

Rasa takut memang membuat kita menjadi berprasangka buruk, atau malah lebih parah. Tapi dalam cinta, rasa takut membuat kita... Merasakan kehilangan

Sebastian X Ciel. Contains yaoi and BL and etc.

Because the best soldiers know when they're fighting a losing battle. Zack/Angeal. Sex and Language.

Welcome to the Young Achiever's Otaku Investigator club, where the members Kiku and Elizabeta try and be cupids for yaoi couples! Their fourth case: Operation Pru/Can! Gakuen AU. Spin-off of Anaca's series. Read UsUk, GerIta and Spamano first.

The Hetalia characters play a friendly game of Mafia. America, Canada, Prussia, Germany, Russia, Italy, Romano, France, Japan, brief England.

Having boned his way through the majority of the female population of Garden, Seifer finds himself suffering a sexual drought... That is until he considers all his options... Lemony Seifer/Squall! Technically it's a one-shot... A stupidly long one-shot...

Charlotte takes a winter walk in the woods with Damen, just hours before she must return to that other world

Tifa has exciting news for Cloud, and he can't wait to hear it. He'd be enjoying himself a lot more, though, if those guys sitting at that table over there would stop staring at him... Angeal/Sephiroth/Genesis/Zack/Cloud; ASGZC.

Sephiroth was not expecting to take care of a lost baby on his day off when he has no experiance in the first place! Seph/Cloud, some OOCness.

Sephiroth is used to getting what he wants, but now there is something he desires that he can't have. Cloud is with Reno, but that will hardly keep the general from trying to claim him. Eventual mpreg! warnings inside

Kaito's obsession with ice cream has left Len unsatisfied. Will Len convince the clueless Vocaloid to turn his attention to... other things? Yaoi, M/M, slash, whatever you want to call it Contains lemon.

As long as we've got each other, we've got it made. Happy AkuRoku Day 2010!

Sequel to Sephiroth, The Bedtime Storyteller! In which Cloud forces Sephiroth to come grocery shopping with him and the kids. Needless to say, chaos ensues... Rated M to be safe!

For AznFlyingKitty! In which Sephiroth tells a bedtime story, until Cloud interrupts him... Rated M to be on the safe side!

Japan find himself the on-call nation-sitter when Germany needs someone to keep an eye on his brother. But Japan doesn't mind, not at all. They always can find SOMETHING to do. Written in a fic exchange.

Uruha needs to use the bathroom, but Aoi's already in there, taking a shower. What happens when Uru interrupts that shower? Co-written with Yanni. Gazette belongs to Gazette, not me. :P

Maya and Miyavi are friends. Best friends. But things change; People move on. Right? Don't they? miyavi x maya , maya x aiji , miyavi x reita. MATURE CONTENT; MALEXMALE RELATIONSHIP.

In which Zack is brutally raped, Genesis slings around poetic verse and Sephiroth could probably care less. M for Language and Dark themes. Humor.

My eyes simultaneously fell on Cloud's fluent form and Zack's rigid reflection. I could see both of them at the same time. Something about that statement set off a spark of possibility that made very little sense to me." Sephiroth/Cloud/Zack. (UNDERGOING OVERHAUL. Please read A/N)

Two guys with the blues, the reds, and the pinks. Only thing they're sure of is...love stinks. AkuRoku. For Beutelmaus Of The Infinite Patience, with Love.

A Russia/Prussia fic very loosely based off the NicoNico video of the same name for this pairing. Yaoi, dub-con, and random cut-off from the smut.

Ivan is amazed by a certain someone who's unafraid to take his clothes off. What starts out as harmless subscription quickly becomes something more. RussiaPrussia chap 2 updiscovers a blog a

Sometimes, you just have to take a peek… And sometimes, what you find is far too tempting.

Prussia doesn't think that America can seduce Austria; he's about to be proven wrong. One-shot.

*one-shot GerIta* Germany wanted to propose, but you can always count on Prussia to mess things up a bit... poor Italy. Contains lemon.

This is a story I wrote for my girlfriend Mel because she loves the pairing Bou/Kanon. I wrote it in the usual format of Bou being seen as if he is a girl. Still pretty exciting though. Kanon gets a nice surprise, so enjoy!

Zack and Cloud had the easy life until two Foriegn Exchange Students showed up and turned their lives upside down. Seph and Leon are fresh from Germany, poor Leon doesn't speak any english, and Seph isn't exactly feeling generous. LeonCloud ZackSeph

Sephiroth really was an absolutely terrible boyfriend, Cloud realized. Except... he wasn't. Not at all, really. It was complicated. Sephiroth/Cloud, for Xiaa.

Italy gets bored on an airplane and Germany joins the mile high club! GerIta. Shameless PWP smut. Yay.

Zack humors Genesis' hunger for stars, but humoring may not be all it is. Genesis/Zack. Sex, Language, Violence. Dark!Zack.

Angeal lets his feeling for his student slip. How will Zack take it?

We should never have come to Nibelheim. There was nothing but hurt to remember here. I unsheathed Masamune, caressing the hilt in my fingertips as I surveyed the town. Would it be so hard to end it all? Sephiroth POV. SxC Yaoi. For Johnswinona.

Aiji runs a network of drug dealers. He lives a dull, business-filled life of paperwork and meetings until he gets a sexy, new assistant, Maya. AijixMaya MayaxAiji LM.C Inspired by Inject Me Sweetly by Blood on the Dance Floor

Keep him. AkuRoku, Happy Valentine's Day 2010.

Maya pretends to be drunk to get his way. Pairings/Characters: Aiji/Maya. Warnings: manXman sex. Genre: Fluff, Smut. Band: LM.C.

AU. Just for one night, Matthew went out with Gilbert and had the time of his life. PruCan

His puppet was broken, yet he still tugged the strings to try and make him dance. Russia/Prussia

Opening night for Midgar Dance Company’s newest show may be the beginning of something more than just a hot new act. Warnings: Very very very AU

Len needs ideas for a steamy love song, and when he goes to ask Kaito for help, things turn out a bit unexpected. KAITOxLen LenxKAITO LEMON YAOI, DO NOT read if you don't like boyxboy!

A prince of a fallen kingdom and a slave of a cruel captor, Cloud now finds his heart is under siege by the man who captured him, the king of Radiant Garden, Leon. LeonCloud, RikuSora, AxelRoxas. YAOI OOC and some non-con, general dark themes and THIS IS ABOUT AS HISTORICALLY ACCURATE AS POSSIBLE. LEAVE YOUR MODERN VIEWS AT THE DOOR WHEN YOU COME IN. THANK YOU.

Lord David has always found it hard to understand his feelings. Luckily, Rush is around to help him out. Rush/David

Naruto Uzumaki has just been assigned to patients in Sector 21. The most dangerous patients and for some odd reason they seem to like him more than the other doctors.

Kiku's just moved to a new school when suddenly a Brittanian Angel decends and he finds himself head over heels in love. More yaoi. AU- High School. ArthurXKiku GilbertXRoderich FelicianoXLudwig

Axel hadn't been home in years. Now, for the first time...

Germany selalu tidur di sisi tempat tidur yang sama, menyisakan sisi yang lainnya untuk Italy. Entah mengapa Germany melakukan semua hal untuk ‘dua’ orang, bukan hanya untuk dirinya sendiri. tapi untuk Italy juga. GermanyxN. Italy atau LudwigxFeliciano.

Sephiroth/Cloud/Squall slash. Rated MA. Really just a pointless PWP. Never see those anymore, I miss them.

Ulquiorra, what is a dildo?" Back story; Grimmjaw and Ulquiorra were sent to the real world to keep an eye on Ichigo by Aizen. They got their own apartment in the city close to the school. yaoi lot of fun!

Slash, a sequel to ReGenesis. The clones need to find their new place in society. Will the help from a handful of others be enough to erase the years of prejudice, or will events simply spur on new hatred?

Art students should refrain from falling in love with nude models. Axel missed that memo. AkuRoku smut for 8/13/2009

Act like you want it, and you just might get it. Part of the Boy Toy Series. Rufus/Cloud, Sephiroth/Cloud. Warnings: Language, sexual themes

BouxKanon. It has been two years since Bou left Anitc Cafe. Kanon can't seem to get his mind off the blonde human incarnation of cuteness and is beginning to realize why that is. Rated M for future YAOI naughtiness. Miyavi included in later chapters.

Riku looked like he could be their child. Warnings: mpreg, AU

Cloud really does sleep his way to the top. Warnings: AU, Slut!Cloud

What happens when Japan overhears a compromising situation between Italy and Germany? humor

Sephiroth missed an important date with Cloud, and now he has to suffer the consequences, which includes cold shoulders and bad rumours. And weirdly enough, the only way to apologize seems to be leaving messages on a fridge door.

Cloud hated door-to-door salesmen— especially that one obnoxious one named Zack Fair who wouldn’t leave him alone. Zack/Cloud, for Shirosenshi Kisetsu 116.

Sephiroth is scared of ladybugs, Zack is scared of worms, and it goes downhill from there for Cloud - somewhat in a good way. Mature, yaoi, sex. Wolfish Ways II. Edited 8/20/11

The things madmen do when they think they have nothing. Genesis/Sephiroth

... "What if Maya goes emo?" Is what my friend asked me just yesterday. Unfortunately, the lead singer of LM.C fell victim to my never ending imagination, and so I present you... "emo maya..." alright, its not so serious, there's no angst at ALL.

The remnants were designed to return, and after the most recent explosion in Midgar, one awakens to the harsh reality of life--without Mother. When he's found by the Turks, what else could possibly go wrong? Eventual Reno/Yazoo

Zack is the new nurse of a luxury care facility, and is put in charge of a young man who has been catatonic for 4 years. There is little hope of recovery, but Zack just can't help being optimisitc. AU, yaoi.

Cloud reluctantly separates the legend from the man, and finds a few unexpected results in the process. Sephiroth/Cloud.

A FALLING UP oneshot: Because heroes shouldn't end up alone.

A FALLING UP oneshot: All Hallow's Eve is the time of the year when the barrier between the living and the dead is the thinnest. Cloud has too many dead people in his life, and one who just won't stay dead.

Sometimes, Cloud's blonde-ness really frustrates Reno... Sometimes. Warnings inside.

Miyavi was damn pissed off with spam emails. Yoshiki S.K.I.N./X Japan x Miyavi S.K.I.N./Solo Established Warnings: spam emails, gay sex, band language and crappy grammar xD

Shinra has imposed a class system that allows a high-ranking gang get away with rape and murder. Cadet Cloud Strife has been recruited to stop them... as bait. Warnings: Anal, AU, Language, M/M, Minor, Non-con, Oral, SH, Violence

SxC If you could go back in time, redo the past and change the future, would you do it? Even at the risk that you lose every single hard won victory you've had?

Miyavi is horny and… oh no!... they’ve run out of condoms! Not as crackish as it sounds I swear! YAOI, Yoshiki/Miyavi.

A peek into Seph and Cloud's life together once Cloud becomes Soldier. Sequel to The Other Way Around. YAOI

Cloud, Zack's four-year-old adopted son, is babysat by Sephiroth. Of course, as it's Zack we're talking about, Sephiroth had no idea he was babysitting or even who Cloud WAS until when both turned up at his door this morning. Headache? unavoidable.

Meeting the cute blonde at the club one night everything goes perfect from their conversations to their passionate tryst. So why won't Cloud return Zack's calls? ZackCloud AU. COMPLETE

Cloud participates in one of the odder aspects of the SOLDIER program. Instead of a story with a lemon in it, more of a lemon with a story in it. YAOI SephxCloud

Sometimes Zack felt that he had become a mother... SephirothxCloud, VincentxZack

The assembly that shocked Destati High, courtesy of Sora and Roxas. Oneshot. Yaoi.

Cloud Strife is sick of being called innocent. He knows what he wants, and he's determined to get it. SephirothxCloudxZack

Demyx convinces the Organization to go to SeaWorld. COMPLETE. [many couples, most are platonic.] [crack]