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I Want You To Want Me by The Perisher reviews
'Mr Popular' Edward Cullen, and 'The Freak' Isabella Swan, just got dumped by their first loves. Now they must work together to make their ex's realize what their missing out on. Pretending to fall in love, will they truly develop feelings for each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 285,430 - Reviews: 4614 - Favs: 2,566 - Follows: 2,333 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Bella
Modeling With My Best Friend's Brother by ELELNeko-kun reviews
Bella lives with her sister Rosalie, who just got her a job modeling for the famous painter Alice Cullen. She is being forced to model with a man she is forbidden to see. With a body like his, how will she resist? Did I mention it's nude modeling?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,053 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
She's Cheap! by Lyssie-Loo reviews
I never thought I'd end up out here. I was Valadictorian. Top of my class. I was pretty enough. I lived in the best part of New York. I had good parents who didn't know there child was out on the streets, hooking. All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,541 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Enemies with Benefits by legallyblondex reviews
It wasn't supposed to happen like this, we weren't supposed to get attached. The rules were simple. This was supposed to be easy. Who would have thought this flawless plan would end up with a broken heart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,352 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 6/21/2009 - [Bella, Edward] Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
RoadTrip With the Cullens by KeiMizuho705.Miyako-san reviews
When the Cullen 'teens' decide to take a vacation, what kinds of wild and crazy things will happen? And what is Bella's new power? What the hell does Emmett have on? Games are played: truth or dare, too hot, seven minutes in heaven, and many more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 87,612 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Nanny by Orchid Child reviews
It was a mistake all Bella wanted was directions to NYU but Edward mistakes her for the new nanny. Quiting doesn't matter anymore since his kids have taken a liking to her and her to them. And it helps when your employer is a living Adonis. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,013 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 1,717 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Unknown Caller by AlwaysMyBella reviews
Seven year old Bella is home alone and hurts her finger. Having no one to call she dials a random number. Enter 8 year old Edward. Ten years of laughs, tears and friendship later, can it ever evolve into love? & is Edward closer then Bella thinks? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,973 - Reviews: 3140 - Favs: 1,928 - Follows: 2,003 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Good At It by Svaler reviews
When teenager Bella gets sicker and sicker because of an ED, which people mock her with, she gets desparate. She barely eats. She sports frantically. She takes pills, but how long will it take for her body to give up on her? AU. *Banner on profile page.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 255,671 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When an elevator ride changes everything! by dee.xo reviews
What happens when Bella gets stuck in an elevator with the extremely hot Edward? Read it all to see how it changes everything. AH xoxoxox
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,429 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
Nine to Five by VampireAngel94 reviews
Isabella Swan moves to Seattle because of a new job. Sell's her child hood house, leaves her old friends behind and moves in with a new roommate...What happens when her roommate is a guy AND her boss?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 154,099 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 917 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Too Young For Love? by edwardcullenlvr1234 reviews
This is the story of an 8 year old Bella and an 8 year old Edward. They fall in love when they first see each other. They confessed their love to each other the night they met. They lost their virtue to each other when they were 14 and were married at 18.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,131 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Edward Cullen: Purse Snatcher by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is dared to do something stupid by his cousin Emmett. "Yeah, but do you think we should've told him that she's the police chief's daughter?" One stolen purse leads to so much more. E/B OOC-AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,439 - Reviews: 4002 - Favs: 3,441 - Follows: 2,502 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
15 Things To Do At Walmart Cullen Style by twilighters-anonymous reviews
Ever get those annoying, yet funny chain e-mails that say stuff like “15 Things To Do At Walmart”? This is what happens when Bella gets one and decides to enlist the Cullens to help her actually do them!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,843 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
So You Think You Can Dance Cullen? by darkroselight reviews
Bella is a young dancer living in Phoenix and a hopeful contestant on the next season of "So You Think You Can Dance" where she meets none other than Edward Cullen. Full summary inside. Normal pairings, All Human. E/B, A/J, R/Em
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 262,890 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Watching Them Grow by shelbyforeverlovely93 reviews
Bella and Edward are pregnant not the typical story Was Cullen Crazies
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,066 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Edward, Bella
Truth or Dare High School Friends by TWILIGHT LOVERR OFICIALL reviews
Bella, Edward and the rest of the cullens are attending to Forks high school. One day, the students stay locked in school because of a snow storm and they start playing truth or dare. Very embarassing. Bella is still human, but is engaged to Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,965 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Edward, Bella
Edward on Parental Control by Alice'slilsister reviews
Edward has the rudest and meanest girlfriend named Janet. The Cullens need to get rid of her, so they set Edward up on MTV's Parental Control. Will he find the perfect girl? Rated T because of language. This takes place during Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,047 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Edward, Bella
Changing For The Better by Frightening Little Monster reviews
When Carlisle and Esme can no longer take the constant fighting, they decide it is time for a change. They tell the Cullen teens and Bella to pack up. They are going on a road trip to learn how to overcome their problems and act like a family again.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,443 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Edward, Bella
Halloween With The Cullens by ecbookaddict04 reviews
Halloween is drawing near and Bella is spending the week before it with Edward and his crazy siblings. Things may get out of hand and pretty crazy. Jasper has gotten on Alice's nerves. How far is too far? THE WAR IS ON...takes place during Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,706 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Edward, Bella
With A Towel by Evil.pixie.at.heart reviews
Bella has been living In a condo with her friends Alice and Rose. And the memorys of past. What happens when a green eyed stranger finds her. . .Wrapped in a Towel? Can he help her forget her past and find luv? summery sucks good story. ALL HUMAN! ExB :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,111 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Edward, Bella
Looking For Love by safariwriter reviews
Our Bachelor- Edward Cullen... He has the lucky job of meeting and going out with ten women, eliminating one each week, until he finds the love he's been looking for! Join us every week as we watch Edward get to know all of these lovely ladies...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 102,031 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Be My Boyfriend for 5 Minutes by vampiregirl1654 reviews
Bella is miserable at a party where Mike won't leave her alone. She enlists the help of a hot stranger to be her boyfriend. Will their fake love blossom into true love?Maybe M later on. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,950 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullens Back at Forks after some ah many years by Annette Lee reviews
The Cullens are back at Forks again. It's been years since they left. Edward braces himself for the thoughts, Emmett is all for pranks, Jasper just wants to get away from the school, while the girls are furious at the girls at school. Post Breaking Dawn..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 93,115 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
SexEdward! by Ali Edward Cullen reviews
BxAxR BFFLs. What will happen when they are hired to go back to their old high school to teach a class of horny and ignorant teenagers SEX-ED? Rated M for future LEMONS. Canon Pairings. OOC/AU/AH Co-writen w/ Stefania Cullen Mrs.Cullen4Ever93 RxR PLEASE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,625 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Off Limits by lexiecullen17 reviews
Womanizing Edward has been told to stay away from his band's new lead singer, Bella. But with their instant attraction and obvious chemistry, how can he adhere to that? OOC. AU-H. Rated M for naughty humor, intensely bad behavior, language, and sexing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 182,739 - Reviews: 2745 - Favs: 4,071 - Follows: 1,405 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Skater Meets Popular by EverWonderWhy reviews
Edward's a skater. Bella's in the popular crowd. Get the picture? Will they ever learn to get along? Will they learn to love? Read to find out! A great, funny, drama filled story you will love!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,992 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Revenge in the Haunted House by Halloween Witch reviews
Bella has had enough of Lauren's bitchiness so she dares her and other to go to a haunted house and stay there for a week. But Lauren dares her back to do the same thing but stay a extra day. Bella is not upset by this is that what she wanted?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,753 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
chance by Rcker12771 reviews
Can a chance encounter turn into something more for two normal people? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,603 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
Cullen Family Camping Trip II: Back to the Woods by LeesaM reviews
After the first disastrous camping trip Bella and the Cullens are ready to put it behind them and move toward the upcoming wedding, until Charlie's 'thank you' present sends the household back into a panic - and back to the woods. Uh oh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,303 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love Remains The Same by hopelessromantic09 reviews
Co authored by JillMH. Edward and Bella both just got out of bad relatioinships. What happens when they meet on a 7 day Caribbean cruise? All Human. Canon couples. Slightly OOC. Rated M for language and possible lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 92,870 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Save Your Kisses For me by The Fallen Dark Angel reviews
A short story about Bella and Edward at a sleepover -well, not so much sleeping but you get the point- at Mike's. see what happens when they play spin the bottle
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,749 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
That's What Family is For by Twilightisluv reviews
Our Gizzly Bear Emmett is telling the Story of how E&B meet.fun laughs and big brother protection from Em for his little sis Bella EM POV plus E&B Rated M for a LOT of dang swearing!amd sexuall content [ON HOLD]
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,835 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Edward, Bella
Volturi Princesses by HawthorneHeightsBaby reviews
Bella, Alice, and Rosalie are Volturi Princesses and move to Forks because they don't like their dad, Aro, rules. At Forks, they meet Emmett, Jasper, and Edward, and they are enemies to the Volturi. Will they get into a war, or love? All Vamps.later lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,749 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Summer to Remember by Evil.pixie.at.heart reviews
Bella was a dork in the fourth grade. Edward always picked on her. Now she and his sister are BFFL. What happens when he comes home to find a beautiful woman sleeping in his bed? How will he react when he finds out it's Bella? All Human. Co-written. D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,323 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
Caught in the crowd by Tahly reviews
Edward has everything in high school, the looks, the hair, he is the captain & starring quarterback of the football field, dating the cheerleader captain but missing one thing. And he finds it in Detention! AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,445 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
It's not a secret I just can't tell you by xMainstreamEmoBrdlineHardcorex reviews
A/H A/U OOC. one bet: "I promise I will never fall in love with Bella Swan". Two hearts: "You said no secrets" Three meddling friends: "Dude! We gotta get them together!" Em, Jazz, Alice . Four boys after one heart. Five months to not fall in love. E B!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,482 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
I feel like I already know you by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Date night is ALWAYS ruined by Bella and Edward's 'Just Friends' attitude. Their friends new policy: hook up or get out. So B and E hit the singles dating website to find their "True Love". They may be surprised at who that turns out to be....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,906 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Little Bella Cullen by tammyxcullen reviews
Bella is found by the Cullens when she is 3 and is all alone after her family dies from a car crash. She grows up in a house full of vampires. Funny.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,766 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Bloody Bad Day by omggirlnotgirlygirl reviews
Bella get's her monthly gift and Edward has no idea what to do. Alice comes to Edwards rescue and teaches Edward how to take care of Bella.... kinda. Really funny, especially because Alice actually has a period kit. It is rated T for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Sincere Deception by xMainstreamEmoBrdlineHardcorex reviews
A/H A/U. Badboy Edward and Hardcore Bella have a love/hate relationship. He loves her she 'hates' him. what happens when cupid wont give them a break? E/B Em/R J/A rated T for language. truth or dare, band gigs, and bad pick up lines! NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 110,653 - Reviews: 2113 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Confessions Of A Hollywood Movie Star by ImWithTheVampires181 reviews
It’s been two Years since Edward Left Bella in the forest that day.But what happens when Bella is now Hollywood’s new upcoming best Actress. Oh and how how will the Cullens react when they see her in her movie and shes not human either.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,760 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Urban Decay by AlternativePunk reviews
NOMINATED FOR TWO AWARDS Isabella Swan is the person to go to about love – except she has virtually no love life of her own…until a drunken blind date lands her married to the sexy Dr. Edward Masen -- Inspired by Breaking The Rules by Jazz The Wolf Demon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,247 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
You Don't Know The Half Of It by NotYourBestFriend reviews
Edward Cullen had it all. Fame, money, good looks. Until one day, a little girl shows up on his door step, claiming he's her father. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 45,192 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Edward, Bella
Pink Fluffy Pencil Case by CrystalBrooke reviews
AH. No one talks to Edward Cullen. He's the weird emo kid with the sexy hair and black skinny jeans. He denies he wears guyliner, but he totally does. Bella is the new girl, and doesn't get why he hates her. Never judge a person by their pencil case...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,495 - Reviews: 2805 - Favs: 2,127 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Truth or Dare by Twilighter109 reviews
What happens when the Cullens play Truth or Dare while Carlisle and Esme are away hunting? Read and Review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Hello, My Name Is Edward Trouble by DazzleMeTwilight reviews
Edward gets in trouble for starting a food fight, and now he has to help Bella the new student out. Will her body trump her blood? Canon pairings, vamps, and lemonade in later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,937 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Edward, Bella
Truth or Dare a day with the Cullens by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 33,338 - Reviews: 1863 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Room Raiders by Angelgirl18647 reviews
Ok whoever owns this room is gay!" I said watching Alice model the shirt "Cause of the gay flags,petitons 4 gay rights everywhere or the ' Talk to the booty cause the hand is off duty and the face just doesn't want to listen' shirt?" "All of the above"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,467 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Another Heartbreak by l'ordinateur de terre reviews
Something happens, and Bella ends up leaving. She goes to the Volturi and they change her, only to find out that she is sent back to the Cullen's with a new identity. She is now Alexandra, and only one Cullen seems to know who she really is. SEQUEL UP
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,911 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Games with the Cullen's by Fear-My-Glitter reviews
Never know what the Cullens are gunna play next! Includes Spin the Bottle, Truth or Dare, etc. Please R&R D And also, this is my 1st story so help me out a little.Set after Breaking Dawn on just a normal day. Werewolves included for a short time
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,708 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Cullen Family Camping Trip by LeesaM reviews
Charlie insists Bella go camping with the Cullens in order to acclimate herself with the great outdoors. After all, the Cullens are practically revered in town for their family camping trips, so they must know what they're doing, right? *Post Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,754 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Did he just say Sex ED? by just-a-crazyfanpire reviews
A normal day, normal teachers, almost normal students. What could happen? But then appears in the schedule a new different course.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,546 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forks Player by Twilighterheart xxxx reviews
Bella swan has just moved to Forks to live with her dad. as she's arriving her dad tells her about the boys she has to stay away from. Edward apparently is the worst one of them all. What will Bella do when she catches th eattention of the Forks Player
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 30,848 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Three Minutes In A Closet by Bellacullen1901 reviews
Who knew that three minutes in a closet could change your life? Bella Swan is dragged into a game of Spin the Bottle at a party and ends up in the basement closet with a complete stranger. Will she find out who was her mystery man is? All Human!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,029 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
Puppy Love by dailyangel88 reviews
Edward and Bella can deal with anything that gets thrown at them, Vampire trackers, seperation, Werewolves but can they handle a puppy? Read on to find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,700 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
You wanna leave? Okay, SCREW YOU! by xo.Sana.ox reviews
Sequeal to Moving to Forks? Wrong move?, Basically my version of new moon... Rated T with a little bit of M ;
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
It's Not What You Think! by fairytale city reviews
It was a regular night for edward and bella, until his his siblings get involved and get Edward arrested by Charlie! Now revenge and punishments are on everyone's minds. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,529 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Moving to FORKS? Wrong move? by xo.Sana.ox reviews
Bella's Mother died, everyone thinks it was an animal incciddent but then again what type of animal would be strong enough to attack her mother and her step-father... Bella belives something else... Sequeal You wanna leave...Okay... SCREW YOU!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,910 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullen Prank Week by BellissaAdreana reviews
Sequel to Truth or Dare Cullen Style! It's a year later, and Alice suddenley announces the Cullen's forgotten ritual of Prank Week! Now, knowing the way that the Cullens are, you know that this won't be a regular prank week! Oh no, they're going all out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,459 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009
A Very Merry Cullen Christmas by obsessedovredward reviews
Bella and Edward finally spend a Christmas together.What happens at a vampire's house during the holiday?With Emmett, Alice and the rest of the Cullen clan included, things r sure to get a bit out of control...warning:Contains mayhem and hilarity.review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,030 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The third rule by RachelJhoson reviews
In order to start university and a most independent life, Bella moves to her mother's former apartment,at Forks.But when she gets there she finds out she is not the only owner of the apartment!A GUY lives there too!ALL HUMAN...EDWARDXBELLA!plz review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,742 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19645 - Favs: 12,776 - Follows: 5,808 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
BEEP by vampirechick123 reviews
Bella punishes Edward with no kisses for a day. Edward tries really hard to get her to kiss him. Now put Alice into the equation and you have brilliance ...just fluffy fluff R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,749 - Reviews: 1991 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What happens in Cambodia stays in Cambodia by thenewbella reviews
The gang go to Cambodia on a school trip. With the mayham that follows ie. sex rags, blocked toilets, Rose covered in pig poo, cambodian dirty dancing, etc. Cambodia will have no idea what hit them! EB AJ EmR. First Fanfic but very fun to write :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,344 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
Dying for Love by alpacacat0401 reviews
Bella has 6 months to live. She decides to break out of her shell and meets Edward, someone who lives for eternity. When he tries to discover her secret, he falls in love during the process. Why won't she become a vampire for him? ExB vampires included!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 109,296 - Reviews: 1860 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5290 - Favs: 4,926 - Follows: 4,141 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Truth or Dare? by TwiGuy reviews
What kind of story has Edward kissing another girl for ten seconds or Alice in a cow costume. Emmet peeing in the middle of the road* and Rosalie doing the chicken dance with senors. Truth or Dare! *Rated T for inappropriate listings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
Trapped in a Bathroom by whiskers1019 reviews
There's a huge costume party at the Newton's and Bella's dressed as an Angel, but why is Edward dressed like a girl with hooker shoes? What happens when they get locked in a bathroom together at the greatest party ever? Dont forget stripper shoes!AllHuman
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,163 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Intern And The Vampire by Prime102805 reviews
Alice throws a Halloween party in her and Bella's apartment. There, Bella meets a handsome bronze haired man. Um, I suck at summaries...sorry. xD AU/AH I may change the title later. I'm not too fond of it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,960 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Edward's Girl, Emmett's Daughter by Love For Secrets reviews
Bezzaletta's story. I'm just finishing it. Summary inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 37,034 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
Truth or Dare Cullen Style by BellissaAdreana reviews
Emmett is annoying Bella so they make a deal saying the Cullens will play any game Emmet wants if he stops torturing Bella. What game will Emmet choose? And what happens when Alice invites another coven of animal-drinking vampires? After Breaking Dawn!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,109 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
Switch by WinndSinger reviews
A magical prank causes Edward and Bella to switch bodies, then as a cure is trying to be found by Carlisle, lots of switches take place throughout the house. This is a fun story, try it out.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,832 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Why didn't I learn the first time? by Emmett-Cullen-Lova-01 reviews
Sequel to Truth or Dare- Supposed to be funny. What happens when you mix the cullens in for a second truth or dare game? ABSOLUTE chaos. DONT have to read first one to understand, but it's funnier if you do. Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,655 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 11/25/2008
Truth Or Dare Vampire Style by Emmett-Cullen-Lova-01 reviews
This is just a little twist about what happens when you play Truth or Dare with a vampire! It's supposed to be funny and a bit random! Hope you enjoy and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,721 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
TRUTH OR DARE! Vampire style YEAH BABY YEAH by lolthebest1 reviews
CHAOS! That is what happened when the Cullens and Bella decided to play truth or dare! Hopefully this is funny. Might be a few 'saucy' moments and a certain someone will have to dress as a GIRL! Same ol' couples ExB EmxR JxA CxEs yeah I changed the title.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Complete
Truth or Dare in New York City! Cullenized by iLOVEedwardculen19 reviews
What happens when Alice drags the Cullens and Bella to New York City to play games such as truth or dare? Carlisle and Esme are away on another vacation so there are no rules.Bella is still human and not married to Edward. Review! T- rated
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008