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i am joachim, jáchym or fitz

18yo, prague, sorta queer

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Particular Peculiarity by Saavik13 reviews
"How high is your regard for me, Watson?" He asked abruptly, his eyes still trained on the fire. "If I were to confess my darkest secret would you leave? Would you abandon me here to my melancholy?" A case forces Holmes to reveal the truth to Watson and risks both their reputations and their liberty. Just how understanding is John Watson? Can be read as either ACD or Granada
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44,738 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/17/2013 - [Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes] Mrs. Hudson, Inspector Lestrade - Complete
Befitting by Eupa reviews
Although Watson allows Holmes to train him in deduction, he fails to use these skills when they would be most appreciated. The blossoming of Shwatsonlock under the watchful eye of Mrs Hudson. Let it be remembered that not all landladies are gossips.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,550 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson
Stephen, I Heard What You Said Last Night by Midori12 reviews
A collection of one-shots based off of quotes from Stephen Colbert and other fake news pundits. Some Colbert x Stewart and maybe some other random pairings I feel like throwing in here. Latest Quote - Jon Stewart: What are you waiting for? Kill him!
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,804 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 11/20/2012
Motives by Aeolian Mode reviews
"Once I thought people couldn't surprise me anymore, that everybody is all made of the same backstabbin' shit as the next guy. But now… I sure as hell ain't gonna see people the same way anymore." Against the obvious odds, BLU Scout explores RED Medic's story, and this leads to unforeseen consequences that very well may change his life. Rated for language and violence. No slash.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,622 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Medic, Scout - Complete
Voldemort and the Toad by KateKicksAss reviews
Voldemort is busy infiltrating the Ministry when he catches sighy of Dolores Umbridge and falls in love. Unfortunately, he has no idea how to woo a lady. And how can it work out between them? HUMOR.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,255 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Voldemort, Dolores U.
After the fall or the house is in truth, occupied by ronaldmalfoy1984 reviews
Granada series Sherlock,weird that that doesn't have a category. Jeremy Brett, David Burke. Watson takes the fall harder then expected, slight au-ish. drugs and slash ahead, so not safe for the kids. please read and review. FIRST PUBLISHED FAN FIC.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Land's End by GM reviews
Following Devil's Foot story and episode - Holmes prepares for a new phase of his life - pushing back the past - looking toward the future - after forsaking cocaine and nearly killing himself and his friend.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Tenera Cura by Hanna B. L'Ectre reviews
Leonardo notices that Ezio's hands are in a terrible state, and helps to soothe his pain. Ezio/Leonardo, fluff
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
Love Polyhedron by CityDurl reviews
New ship. New crew. Tasha's fascination with Data takes them down a road that neither expect. Begins just after Encounter at Farpoint. Behind the scenes for The Naked Now, Code of Honor, and Haven. Episode order follows the Star Trek Chronology, not the air date.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 92,982 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Data, N. Yar - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by gilgameshforeternity reviews
Scout hangs around Medic when he isn't blasting fools on the battlefield. Rated M, Medic/Scout, M/M yaoi.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,045 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Medic, Scout
Miss Fatima's School of the Orient by tweedisgood reviews
In which things are not as they seem. Notes: H/OFC, H/W implied
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,202 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Sherlock Holmes - Complete
The Matter of the Silk Scarf by indiegal reviews
Hastings misses Poirot when he goes away. Short and sweet.
Hercule Poirot series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Hercule Poirot, Captain Hastings - Complete
Hitler and His Mustache: The Complete Adventure by DC.Lewis reviews
Hitler had a mustache. What a wonderful mustache it is Hitler also has plans for our country America. And Russia! D: Rated Somewhere between T and M because It's Hitler. Duh.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2011
Finding Equilibrium by Ancalime8301 reviews
Holmes isn't happy about gaining weight. Granada-verse, eventual Holmes/Watson.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,272 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Tea House by WhiteRosesHaveBlackThorns reviews
Watson, a med school student, works at a tea shop our favorite up-incoming detective frequents. Add in mutual attraction, some thieves and the ever-present variable of fate, and you've got a story. S/W slash, Shwatsonlock, takes place in canon timeperiod.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
That Which is Hidden by shadowycat reviews
On the eve of Watson's wedding, Holmes takes on a task that results in unintended consequences for them both. This is just a possible explanation for the main way in which the Granada TV series differs from the books. Slash. Holmes POV. Comments welcome.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,518 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Distractions by ArkadyRose reviews
A short piece of fluff from a prompt on LJ. A sleepy Holmes starts cuddling & nuzzling Watson on the way home in the mariah following a bad case; Lestrade & Clarky do their best to distract the other officers.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Frozen by ArkadyRose reviews
Unashamed piece of schmoopy fluff; Holmes accidentally gets locked out of 221b Baker Street in the rain without a coat, and is rescued by Watson who warms him up with snuggles and kisses. From a prompt on LJ.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Rollercoaster by Mistress Scribbles reviews
Fate conspired differently. Death passed Tasha by. Given the time to evolve, a relationship she'd dismissed as a one night stand became the most complicated love affair she'd know. Series of stories spanning the show & movies. D&Y, lots of sexual tension.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 198,016 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Data, N. Yar - Complete
Of Wagers and Moustaches by austenfan1990 reviews
A light-hearted Poirot/Hastings fic. Hastings being left in London while Poirot deals with a case in Scotland decides to grow a moustache as part of a wager. Poirot's reaction, to his surprise, is not what he initially expects. Slight slashy moments.
Hercule Poirot series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Hercule Poirot, Captain Hastings - Complete
When gods wish to punish us by Firenze.Sun reviews
You should take care of what you wish, and Sherlock Holmes is going to learn it in the hard way. Sadly, it's too late, specially for Watson. Shwatsonlock. Slash. Angst
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
The True Nature of Love by LaDine reviews
SLASH. Post Reichenbach, circa 1895 . Holmes is depressed.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,934 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
A Rush of Blackbirds (Formerly--Speak Not Against the Sun) by 4giveMeJane reviews
Not being able to breath the air at Longbourn after Mr. Collins' longwinded and insincere proposal, Elizabeth heads for the woods where she runs into an injured Mr. Darcy.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,019 - Reviews: 1205 - Favs: 4,202 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth, Mr. Bingley, Jane - Complete
A Hot August Night by shadowycat reviews
Watson seeks relief from the heat that plagues him.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
La question ultime by xquild reviews
Hastings is in love with Poirot and suggests a mystery hunt, so that Poirot can figure out the secret himself. Warning! Poirot/Hastings slash, do not read if offended!
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,429 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Complete
Yellow Roses, Red Roses by storytellers reviews
Sequel to 'Accidental Butterflies'. A story of love and friendship with just a touch of suspense. This one will keep you guessing what's going on the whole time. Ten points to the reader who figures things out before they are revealed.
Picture of Dorian Gray - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,598 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Basil H., Dorian G. - Complete
Accidental Butterflies by storytellers reviews
Basil Hallward loved Dorian Gray. Did anyone love Basil? Basil/Dorian and Basil/OC, mostly movie.
Picture of Dorian Gray - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,717 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Basil H., Dorian G. - Complete
A Victorian rave? by LaDine reviews
Based on the episode 'The Musgrave's ritual' of the Granada series. SLASH
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 5/15/2002 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Healing Medic by skipperxotter reviews
Medic does so much, but gets so little. Healing him is a whole lot harder than it sounds, cause the team doesn't like him and doctors make terrible patients. Bitchy!Confessing!Medic, Amused!Spy. T for language.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Medic
Four Seasons by Hanna B. L'Ectre reviews
As the seasons progressed, Holmes and Watson found themselves inorexably drawn together. Four quick fics, Holmes/Watson
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,239 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Complete
The Eagle has Landed by reallyanonymous reviews
Stephen Colbert meets his idols. NOTE: This is the CHARACTER that he plays on his show, which we should all understand isn't really him. Guest-stars James Potter, House, and America. Has implied adult themes.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Complete
Icarus Descending by GM reviews
Watson tries to deal with Holmes' addiction
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,014 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/5/2002
Nightfall by GM reviews
Watson's nightmares have an unsettling effect on Holmes
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,267 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/9/2001
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