I love my new avatar. It's the best. Period. (To bad I didn't make it... I got it from Iconator.)

I have now decided to stop being conceited. It's stupid, and obnoxious, and this profile has begun to annoy me. Now... on to more... important matters. ..,

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If your computer has all three POTC soundtracks on it and you can name them by listening to them for less than ten seconds copy and paste this into your profile. (Personal Note: I have six, three remix CD's and the originals. Remixs are so cool, don't ya think? "On your feet!" He's a pirates bursts in with a supercool beat :D)

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off. (Personal Note: I've only been there once, and I nearly fell over dead from all the perfume)

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If Orlando Bloom said breathing was uncool, half the female population would die. If you think Orlando Bloom looks, acts, and sounds like a constipated ape, paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Schmerg_The_Impaler, blackpearl.fantasy, febitoria

If you are obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a weird/insane friend and you love his/her weirdness/insanity, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever gone so insane that your friends were scared of you the next day, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), christiannerdsrule (stupid stairs...), sailorstar165 (School stairs. Multiple times), mrspatrickdempsey( X-( freaking staris), blackpearl.fantasy (I loved it! tried doing it on purpose afterwards, didn't work), febitoria (perhaps one of my more insane hobbies...)

If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)

If you love all the "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences...COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you cried during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy and paste this into your profile. (Personal Note: I also cried before, in the middle, and cried from laughing when I read the chapter called "The Seven Harrys". "Bill don't look at me! I'm 'ideous!")

If you think there should be a picture of Deathly Hallows and/or Jo Rowling next to "Awesome" in the dictionary, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think there should be a picture of the Curiosity scene next to "adorable" in the dictionary, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you're looking at these copy and paste things and thinking--I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE, copy and paste this into your profile!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. (Personal note: It was when Will died, and my friends dumped popcorn on my head for it.)

If you don't think Keira Knightley should ever give up acting, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever sung "I've Got a Jar of Di-irt, and Guess What's Inside it" (from Dead Man's Chest) while brushing your teeth, copy and paste this into your profile.

If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

SUPPORT THE BUNNY!

If you think that Will is a fine whelp and everything but Jack and Elizabeth belong together and that there's so much tension and chemistry between them that they can out run any ship in the Caribbean than copy and paste this in you profile. Because Sparrabeth is faster than your ship, its better than your ship, its prettier than your ship and its a hell of a lot hotter than your ship! (Unless your ship is the Pearl in which case it's only slightly better than your ship.)

If you got mad at Lizzie for killing Jack but you still love her because she was so awesome in the third movie, copy and paste this into your profile.Pairings

Harry Potter: Harry/OC, Harry/Ginny, Harry/Hermione, Harry/Pansy, Hermione/Malfoy, Ron/Lavender (just because it's fun), Lily/James, James/OC.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Jack/Elizabeth, Will/OC, Jack/OC, James/Elizabeth, James/OC.

Twilight (books): Bella/Edward, Bella/Jasper, Bella/Carlisle, Bella/Mike, Bella/OC, Edward/Alice, Esme/Carlisle, Edward/OC.

Sweeney Todd: Sweeney/Almost anyone. Almost. As long as it has SOMETHING to do with Johnny Depp, I'm fine. :)