In my stories I forgot to mention that... (insert drum roll, please!) I own nothing. Okay! That's all I wanted to say!

What? You wanted more? Well, fine!... grumble grumble selfish grumble..

I am nearly obsessed with the manga Naruto. I watch the anime, too, but I am currently behind by about 20 episodes I think. I was up to date but when Danzo came in and said (insert deep old man voice here) "That woman is no longer the hokage." I lost it, I threw a pen at the screen!... That was about it besides waiting to watch the series again after he died. I'm still going to watch all of the episodes just all at once so I can stop with him dead and Sasuke INSANE!! This was a very boring paragraph... Anyway, I say nearly obsessed because I don't have any Naruto items, I want some though. I'm debating on what to get though. I know I want a poster at least.

I like the following pairings ONLY:

Sasuke and Sakura

Naruto and Hinata

Shikamaru and Temari

Itachi and an OC

I am fine with the following pairings:

Gaara and Matsuri

Gaara and an OC

Sai and Ino

Kakashi and that one traveling musician chick who used to be an enemy spy but didn't really want to be one that had met Kakashi when he was younger (it's in the anime)

All of the other characters can have OCs but not each other. I might be fine with an InoXKiba or InoXChouji. She's not my favorite character, I just don't really care who she ends up with as long as it doesn't conflict with the ONLY pairs or Gaara. Gaara is awesome... and she just isn't right for him.

You know what is weird? People always pair Konan and Pein with each other. I'm fine with that but I keep forgetting that Pein is Nagato!!! In the flashbacks, Konan was actually hooked up with Yahiko (who is the body for Deva Path (I had to look that up on NarutoWiki. I don't have all of the Peins' names memorized! Another reason why I am only nearly obsessed.)) Just saying...

For Vampire Knight:

Yuuki and... Zero!!!!

I also like Aido and Yori but I don't really care. It would just be cute...

I am sooooo proud of Sai!! I actually feel proud. (This is why I am nearly obsessed and not just interested. I actually really care about the characters.) He still has a few... okay, a lot of quirks but he has really grown as a human being. He's hilarious and doesn't even try or know it!! I'm proud of Gaara, too, but not as much as I am of Sai. Gaara grew up a looong time ago. Can you believe that the Chunin Exams was in the very beginning of the series!! Well when you compare the episode numbers to how long the series is and how long it feels like it is. Man! I love this series. I am going to be truly heartbreaking if and most likely when it ends.

This whole series has been set up for and revolves around Naruto's mission to bring Sasuke back. When you think back to the early episodes they seem more like flashback episodes than the actual storyline. It's very depressing to think about.

Wow! I don't normally have profiles but this is a really nice place to rant without talking to yourself... Although, I kind of am just writing to myself. You guys aren't actually going to reply to this and I am not actually expecting anyone to read this. I rarely, so rare that I could almost say never, read people's profiles.

Can you believe the Lost Tower Naruto movie?! He meets his dad and actually realizes he is his dad and gets all choked up and everything and Minato just wipes the slate clean!! Hello? Any memory there? Earth to memory~. "No! I am not here!" shouts Memory of fighting side by side with my father. Ugh. I really hate it when characters forget things. I can't stand watching or reading something that has to do with amnesia. Drives me crazy!

A lot of people don't like Sasuke and rarely anyone doesn't like Itachi... Hilarious!

Anyway, I like Sasuke. Not like fangirl I want to marry him like, but the kind of like where I don't like it when people completely bash him or set him up with other people besides Sakura. He belongs to Sakura, dang it! People who set him up with Karin are just... wrong. Just so so so wrong. So wrong that they should get help and never come near for fear of injury that's how wrong they are. I'm not a violent person (you'll just have to take my word on it) so that's saying something.

Well, that's all for now. I am writing this at midnight watching the Late Show with David Letterman and I am going crazy. Not because it's bad but because I keep cracking these horrible jokes on the topic he's talking about and force laughing at them... I am going to say it again and you may be getting annoyed at me because I keep saying it but I'm going to say it anyway. I am crazy... kind of. Bye!!!!!!!!!