Name: Not important

Age: 19

Gender: Male

Hight: dont ask dont tell

Location: Some where on Earth

screen name: highgod

Likes: dont feel like telling

Dislikes: dont feel like telling those ether

Hobbies: i have many

Life goals: never really thought about it

ok now your turn(god i fell like Kakashi pm me for story ideas)

To help maintain a healthy level of insanity, follow the steps below:

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses in and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone gets over their caffine addiction, switch to espresso.

5. In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for marijuana'.

6. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.

7. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify that your drive-thru order is 'to go'.

9. Sing along at the opera.

10. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.

11.When the money comes out the ATM, scream 'I won! I won!'

12. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling 'Run for your lives.They're loose!'

13. Tell your children over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go'.

And finally...
14. Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.

If any of there apply to you, copy and paste into your profile.