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Joined 07-20-12, id: 4141862, Profile Updated: 04-15-13

If you think homophobia is wrong post this on your profile. :'(

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I'm a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANBOY so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)

I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo's

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.

I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

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Felix's got it going on by CosmicBash reviews
There was something about Pewdiepie that just made Toby squirm in his chair at times. Pewbuscus Pewdiepie/Tobuscus -Warning- YAOI
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,377 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/4/2017 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Tobuscus, PewDiePie
REFRESHED (fiolee) by Maxx Goodnight reviews
fionnas tired of being a good little girl lemons and fiolee
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,947 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/21/2016 - Published: 3/1/2014
The Faithful Encounter by DistortedRainbow reviews
Finn get transported to the land of AAA and he is left wounded in the middle of a knife storm, What will Marshall Lee do to save him. Sorry not good at summaries - Boy X Boy don't like don't read!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,891 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/27/2016 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Finn, Marshall Lee - Complete
Scars by Pokeshadow97 reviews
Do you know the problem with scars? They heal, but they can never truly fade away. Felix decides to invite Ryan over to Italy for a visit, and unintentionally reopens old wounds. All Ryan wants is a chance of happiness, but with so many things wrong with his life, will Felix accept him for who he is? Or abandon him like the rest of the world did. Yaoi, Ryan X Felix (Pewdiecry) Smut
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 107,059 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 4/12/2013 - [PewDiePie, ChaoticMonki] CutiePieMarzia
Fiolee by katextina reviews
The Adventures of Fiolee
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,413 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Fionna, Marshall Lee
Fallen From the Sky by Melody Hawkins reviews
Jack Frost and Rapunzel will have to find the answers of their life, and with an adventure both will know why they don't have memory about their childhood. Only meeting each other and traveling, Jack and Rapunzel will discover their secrets they didn't even know
Crossover - Tangled & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,109 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Rapunzel, M. Gothel, Jack Frost
The Big Four on Qi by Vsyo vo mrake nochi reviews
Jack Frost, Merida Dunbroch, Hiccup Haddock and Rapunzel Fitzherbert feature in this episode of Qi. I am presenting.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,859 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Hiccup, Jack Frost - Complete
Jack and I by CandySlice reviews
Rapunzel loves reading myths. She came across the Legend of Jack Frost and it made her curious, believe and meet him! Jack could transform himself to a human and got relieved of his Winter spirit duties and got to go to college with Rapunzel. Join Jack and Rapunzel's crazy college adventures about friendship and, eventually, love Jackunzel all the way. Modern setting.
Crossover - Tangled & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,915 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Rapunzel, Jack Frost
Alex in Wonderland by VampireMassacre reviews
What if Alice were a black haired, green-eyed, boy! And, to top it off, a traumatized one. He's just made a new friend, who seems to be gay, and then he falls into WONDERLAND? And everyone there seems to want to molest him. YAOI boyxboy
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 137,987 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Complete
By Accident by Caiwyne reviews
What happens when Jack Frost accidentally ends up in Rapunzel's tower?
Crossover - Tangled & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,574 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Rapunzel, Jack Frost
Cursed by Petalouda85 reviews
Jack Frost is cursed with sleeping death by an mysterious enemy. And now the Guardians, with the help of Mother Nature's daughter, Paro, and their newest member, Rapunzel, must race against the clock to cure Jack before its too late.
Crossover - Tangled & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,920 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Rapunzel, Jack Frost - Complete
Jackunzel One-ShotsDabbles by HopemoonWarrior reviews
Jackunzel One-Shots/Dabbles. Sadness to joy to crying to laughing. The bond between the magic haired girl and the guardian of fun is strong, and nothing can take that away. (Jackunzel, rated T for the first dabble)
Crossover - Tangled & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Rapunzel, Jack Frost
Fionna in Underland (Aka Wonderland) by HopemoonWarrior reviews
Fionna finds herself being called back to Wonderland, right after Prince Gumball proposes. Why is she called? Because the Ice Queen has taken over the land, and Fionna is supposed to slay the great and powerful Jabberwocky. Does Fionna want to do it? And more importantly, even if she wants to, can she? (Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland just Fiolee version :P)
Crossover - Alice in Wonderland, 2010 & Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Fionna, Marshall Lee
Amnesia: The Golden Guard by StephanoTreeClan reviews
Vic, Daniel, and his girlfriend, Savanna, are your average young adults. What happens when the three close friends download a new horror game? All hell is about to break loose. Meeting the famous gamer, PewDiePie, and his golden companion, Stephano, the five of them will have to learn how to survive together. Love will blossom, Hate will be fueled, and Tradgety will take a hold...
Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,010 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Alexander, Daniel
Caught 2- Jack Frost by Moongurl444 reviews
Jack Frost and Rapunzel have been captured and tortured. Pitch and Mother Gothel want a special dream that will unlock their wildest dreams, but first they have to break their prisoners. How can Jack and Rapunzel survive two sadistic villains when they are weakened and separated? Read to find out!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 4/24/2013
1 Amnesia Rashes (A PewDiePie Fanfiction) by Swedish-Chickadee reviews
Pewdie finds himself locked in the Brennenburg Castle, and the Bro Army helps him find his way out. Can they make it? Or will a certain someone stop them in their tracks? A PewDiePie FanFiction Yes, the first story in my Amnesia Series! Make sure you guys are looking for my Amnesia series on this account, not Owlie-Tweets. It's a long story, hehe!
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 17,923 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/13/2013 - PewDiePie, ChaoticMonki - Complete
His clothes -Phan Kickthestickz- by kittyxuchiha11 reviews
Dan is trying on Phil's clothes when Phil see's him. Phil is strangly turned on by the sight of his best friend dressed in his clothes. Phan and Kichthestickz is introduced the second chapter. please read and review
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,795 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 1/29/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire, Crabstickz, Kickthepj - Complete
Playing with my emotions by Meemowlune reviews
Fionna is alone for the week, she invites Marshall lee The "player" over. Marshall just wants to get into fionna's pants but will Marshall fall in love during the process? Read and review? :
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,907 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Fionna, Marshall Lee - Complete
In the End by Mystery002 reviews
Anger and sadness washes away, leaving only the dark temptation of revenge. With the return of Mephiles, the idea of this revenge and the thoughts of betrayal seem tangible.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 100 - Words: 262,993 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Shadow - Complete