Age: Between 10 and 100. Obviously old enough to work a computer.
Name: I have many.
Astrological mumbo-jumbo: I am a Libra, though I've been told I often act like a Scorpio instead. I was born in the year of the rooster...
Gender: Does it really matter? I am who I am, whether I'm a guy or a girl. So you're just gonna hafta figure it out, if you need to know that bad.
Likes: Anime, reading, writing, drawing, to annoy people, music, being random...etc.
Dislikes: Jerks, people who don't keep promises, people who nag you, yadda yadda yadda I'm done whining now.
Location: Creeper much?
Appearance: You are never going to find out. EVER.
Current obsessions: Bleach, Eyeshield 21, Kaichou wa Maid-sama, Nurarihyon no Mago, Naruto, Ouran High School Host Club, Inuyasha, Skip Beat!, Soul Eater, Fruits Basket, Vampire Knight, Beyblade, etc. (I don't feel like listing them all at the moment; I'm being lazy)
Things about my writing: I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing. And plot bunnies haunt my every moment (awake or not O.o")
Some "need-to-know"s: ADD, OCD, chronic procrastination, random(doesn't even begin to cover it)-ness...sarcasm is often used as a second language. I will often use both subbed and dubbed references in my writing, in addition to little phrases in multiple languages...
Linkage: Ehhh...I'll post it later...

How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. 'I wonder why I talk to myself ch?')
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. 'Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word 'deliver' could mean removing someone's liver?')
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, 'Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!'
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else's e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
Copy and Paste this if you're a writer.

Warning: People who are currently reading this profile shall find that I am insane. If you haven't figured this out yet and you have just figured this out and you believe you are insane yourself, copy this into your profile and RULE THE WORLD!!!
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If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile. (Manga, normal books, etc...but manga makes up the most)
If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. (I'll make sarcastic comments sometimes...and other times I'll be like 'NOOOOO!' lol)
If you have attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this in your signature.
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98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.