Well hi I'm Norken in case your to dumb to know that already

I'm not too old but not too young and I'm a Necrosion warlock

Im also SLIGHTLY crazy but no worrys I dont know where any of you live ... yet

I'm a horrible speller (Thank Lady Thantoros'e for spell check)

Authors worth checking out

pudgypudge

LD 1449

Artful Lounger

Challenge #1

Naruto/poke'girls

naruto must be sent to the poke'girl world

before entering the poke'girl world naruto must train in the void that exists between worlds

naruto will be a badass no wussy " I'm uzumzki naruto lets save the village thats actively trying to kill me " Bullshit!

Naruto's pokegirls must range from near human to very near human they have to be able to hold a conversation

Naruto must somehow lose the ability to summon toads if the story starts after the Vally Of The End

Outer then that go wild ill help if you manage to contact me but don't count on that im still not sure what most of my profile page buttons and links do

Challenge #2

Naruto/inuyasha/bleach

naruto dies at the VoTE and is given a task by kami(female) he must rid the world of all evil

naruto does this for 500,000(five hundred thousand) years before reaching the conclusion that the only way to rid the world of all evil is to eliminate mankind (because mankind is the root of all evil)

kami doesn't like this and descends from heaven to stop him

I'll put first chapter up as a sort of overview

Challange #3

Naruto/pokegirls

naruto leaves konoha after returning with sasuke and kyuubi offers to send him to another dimension

naruto accepts and is whisked away to the pokegirl world

but kami and the outhers goddesses (shinigami,inari,lady luck and jashin) stop him as dimension hopping is for demons and gods(esses)

naruto beats them at there own game and becomes a demon lord

naruto's harem must contain a Trixie and eventually a Jokette

Naruto/Inuyasha

Naruto after defeating pein in a massive battle between him and akatsuki kills him and uses an old forbidden technique steals his doujutsu (the rinnegan)

when naruto arrives back at konoha something happens and naruto in a rage destroys konoha and seals himself into a a nearby cave

millenia/eons later when a jewel shard lands in the cavehe begins to wake up when kagura comes to collect the jewel naruto awakens fully

he captures kagura and after getting all the information on the world as it is now forces her to lead him to naraku where in exchange for some E-rank jutsu buys kagura

thats about it powers . abilitys jutsu are yours to choose however naruto must be a badass kagura must fall for him this is open to be a harem or whatever

Poke'mon/AU

giratinaa gets into a fight with palkia dialga or arceus and gets hurt somehow giratina escapes to the real world and is found by a school girl going to a pokemon school they somehow end up as

partners and well from there its up to you id like to see a froslass used in the story somehow but thats your call

all i want is to at least be told if you use my idea's I mean hell I want to read them too!

Stop...Quote time

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis ad capul tuum saxum immane mittam. - I have a catapult. Give me all the money or I will fling an enormous rock at your head

Freshmen don't run, they scamper. They're like hamsters.

Heck is the place for people who don't belive in Gosh.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Your ridiculus little opinion has been noted.

Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

Get.Off.The.Nuclear.War.Head

"Dude, you have a bazooka. Stop thinking Prague Police and start thinking Playstation. Blow shit up!

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME. - this one is true I got my friend to admit it

Keep honking...I'm reloading.

15 WAYS TO DRIVE PEOPLE INSANE:

1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car w/sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

4) In the memo field of all your cheques, write "FOR SEXUAL FAVORS."

5) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

6) Dont use any punctuation

7) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

8) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

9) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

10) Sing along at the opera.

11) Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

12) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

13) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won! 3rd time this week!"

14) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

15) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

If the enemy is in range, so are you.

If you find yourself in a fair fight you didn't plan your mission properly!

If your attack is going well, you have walked into an ambush.

Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.

Never trust a private with a loaded weapon, or an officer with a map.

"Some things children's eyes shouldn't see...your face is one of them."

I reject your reality and substitute my own.-Adam, Mythbusters

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?"

THINGS YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR WHILE UNDERGOING SURGERY:

1. "Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy."

2. "Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop."

3. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

4. "Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!"

5. "Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?"

6. "Hand me that...uh...that uh...thingie."

7. "Oh no! I just lost my Rolex."

8. "Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?"

9. "Damn, there go the lights again..."

10. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of them."

11. "What do you mean you want a divorce?"

12. "Ooooops!"

things from storys , this ight ake awhile

“The story is already over. This is the epilogue of the Uchiha Clan. The page where we fade from the light and once again embrace the darkness as the cover falls.” - Itachi - from ch25 of An Uzumaki Amongst The Dunes by pudgypudge

on to the storys!

Naruto X starwars

Naruto of the Force

Shadow of Vader

Jedi Knight Naruto

Naruto X Teentitans

NU: RedX Rising

Naruto X Batman

Feel My Dread

The Laughing Fox

Naruto X ben10

Master of the Omnitrix

Naruto X avatar

Naruto X shaman king

Naruto X AU

Naruto's Quest for Power

Cursed Fruit Naruto

i estimate i hveat least 50 - 190 book marks so yeah