![]() Hi!!! Ok, so I've decided to become a user on FFN! I have a story that I maaaaay be posting on here, so keep your hopes up! It's not that good, cuz I wrote it a year ago, but I'm starting Chpater 10 now, so it may be good! Its about my OC Warriors clans and stuffers like that so...yea. The Stupidest Things On Products On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On some Swann frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But it's just a suggestion!) On a Korean kitchen knife: "Warning: Keep out of children."(Hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.) On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Interesting...) On a child's superman costume:"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) On Sears hairdryer: “Do not use while sleeping.” (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!) On a bag of Fritos: “You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.” (The shoplifter special!) On a bar of Dial soap: “Directions: Use like regular soap.” (What other kind of soap is there???) On a package of pinecones: Do Not Consume (That would be hard to digest) Ipod Shuffle Quiz! Technologic 1. What is your motto? Thinking of You by Katy Perry (Yes I am ;)) What do your friends think of you? Breakdown by Daughtry (O_o) What do you think about very often? Emerald City (Lol never heard of it jk) What is 2+2? You and Me by Lifehouse (Makes sense when you think about it...) What do you think of your best friend? Pick up the pieces by... I forgot. (Woah. Harsh.) What do you think about the person you like? Dream On. (Thanks Ipod. Thanks.) What is your life story? Let it Be by the Beatles. (Aw. Yay :D) What do you want to be when you grow up? Light On by David Cook (I turn on a lights for a living?) What do you think when you see the Person you like Because of You by Kelly Clarkson (Kinda true, but in a good way) What do your parents think of you? Bleeding Love by Leona Lewis (Awkward...) What will you dance to at your wedding? Let it Rock by Kevin Rudolf (YEA!) What will they play at your funeral? Almost Lovers by A Fine Frenzy (could make sense...) What is your hobby/interest Taking Care of Business by ... (Oh gosh XD) What is your Biggest Secret What I've Done by Linkin Park (YES YES YES!) What do you think of your friends Tried So Hard by Linkin Park (True for one...) whats the worst thing that could happen? All you need is love by the Beatles (Thanks again.) How will you die? Here I go by Tony Oller (Well, I can't go anywhere then..) What is the one thing you will regret Smack That by Akon (O_o) What makes you laugh? Far Away by Nickelback (I cannot even connect this to anything from this topic...) What makes you cry? I'll stand by you by Carrie Underwood (This song does make me cry sometimes...) Will you ever get Married? Bubbly (IM GETTING MARRIED TO BUBBLES??? XD) What scares you the most? No One by Alicia Keys (not true, I know people who scare me.) Does anyone like you? We Built this City by ...(Well, it's a we, so...yes?) If you could back in time, what would you change Stronger by...(Yup.) What hurts right now? You and Me by Lifehouse (Works, kinda...) What will you post this as? Riders on the Storm by The Doors |
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