“Yes, frosting. The final defense of the dying.”
― Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games

“Stupid people are dangerous.”
― Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games

“Yes, and I’m sure the arena will be full of bags of flour for me to chuck at people.”
― Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games

“There are much worse games to play.”
― Suzanne Collins, Mockingjay

“Oh, and I suppose the apples ate the cheese.”
― Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games

“I ate your lunch.”
― Suzanne Collins, Mockingjay

"We have a very big bathtub.”
― Suzanne Collins, Catching Fire

“You know, you're kind of squeamish for such a lethal person”
― Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand for COOKIES!!!

-unknown

IM A NOBODY AND NOBODYS PERFECT SO TECHNICALLY...IM PERFECT

-unknown

Shoot to Kill?"

Ian Kabra, Cahill’s vs. Vespers

But don't they know I'm like DA BOMB?

Jonah Wizard, Cahill’s vs. Vespers

If life gives you vespers...run screaming into a coffee shop ask for Ian and push him out the door and scream "VESPER 1! CAHILL OVER HERE"

-unknown

The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination.

- Albert Einstien

"I'll always be there to catch you when you fall"

Floor

Our eyes are put in the front because it is more important to look ahead than it is to look back

-unknown

"What is Walmart?"

- Ian Kabra, Cahills vs. Vespers

"Just one last miracle, please, for me? Just stop it!! Stop being dead right now!!!"

- Dr. John Watson

"The 39 clues are like game to your brother, yes?"

-Irina Spasky

I THROW MY WAND UP IN THE AIR SOMETIMES SAYING AY-OH MY NAME IS DRACO!

-unknown

“ We’ve got an axe! *Mabel takes out axe and starts waving it around* Wee Wee Wee!

That sounds like something a responsible parent wouldn’t let you do...good thing I’m an uncle!”

-GravityFalls, Mabel and Gruncle Stan

"Itmay be dumb, but it's also stupid."

- Patrick Star

“My wisdom is both a blessing and a curse.”

-Zeus, GravityFalls

Dude, if it makes you feel any better, I got a bunch of pictures of those beavers.”

- Zeus, GravityFalls

REMEMBER THIS AND REMEMBER IT WELL: NO MATTER WHAT, I AM ALWAYS RIGHT

-unknown

Gruncle Stan: now who wants to put on blindfolds and get into the back of my truck?

Dipper & Mable: yay.

Dipper: wait what?

-Gruncle Stan, Dipper and Mabel, GravityFalls

we are more than merely Lucian, Ekaterina, Tomas, Janus, and Madrigal, we are all Cahills, and we are under attack!

-Amy Cahill, Cahills vs. Vespers, book 1

Mischief Managed

-Harry Potter

I do not suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

-Edgar Allen Poe

"You are afraid of everything except what you should fear."

-Irina Spasky

“You attract too much attention, you should be uglier.”

-Irina Spasky, The Maze Of Bones

“One enemy at a time, dear cousin”

-Ian Kabra, The Maze Of Bones

Today is the oldest you’ve ever been and the youngest you’ll ever be again

-Unknown

“Dude, are you ready to blow these hot dogs up in the microwave, one by one?”

-Zeus, GravityFalls

“Are you sniffing my hair?”

-Mabel, GravityFalls

-o-o-o-o

39 Clues Creed.

When I'm at a funeral, I'll always wonder if the person who died was a Cahill.

When I'm about to make a choice that will change my life, I'll remember Mr. McIntyre

When I hear about Hollywood, I'll think of all the Janus and what drama they're pulling now.

When I hear about waring countries, I'll remember those silly little Lucians.

When ever there's an athletic event, I'll hope I won't face a Tomas.

When I study hard, I'll wish for the brain of an Ekaterina.

When I see families breaking up, and hurting each other, I'll remember Olivia Cahill, and the pain she went through.

When I see people trying to pick up the pieces and start over, I'll remember Madeleine.

When I hear a cat 'Mrrrp'-ing, I'll think of Saladin.

When I see crazy teenagers rocking out, I'll remember Nellie.

When I see eleven-year-old boys being boys, I'll remember Dan.

When I act crazy shy or stick my face in a book, I'll remember Amy.

When I see a family of sport fanatics, I'll remember the Holts.

When I see people acting like spies, I'll remember Irina.

When I see a monkey, I'll remember the innocent Nikolai

When ever I hear a British accent, I'll think of Ian.

When I see a girl having a tantrum, I'll think of Natalie.

When I stutter around boys I like, I'll remember Amy and Ian.

When I hear about acts of cruelty and murder, I'll shudder and remember Isabel.

When I think about the world in general, I'll think about every other Cahill in the world who don't know who they are.

If you love the 39 Clues as much as I do, repost this.

-o-o-o-o

Ian's Nightmare

Ian Kabra was trapped.

Then he heard it, like a phantom whisper:

"Ian, I'm going to get you."

Amy's voice was loud, surrounding him.

"Ian, I'm at your parents room."

Ian tried to call out, to repent, to say he was sorry, and that he loved her, but his voice wouldn't work.

"Ian, they're dead."

No. Not again. The same nightmare, every night since Pukhansan.

"Ian, I'm at the stairs now."

Ian wanted to scream, to run away, to escape this madhouse. But it was like he was welded in place.

"Ian, I'm at your sister's room."

Why, why did he do it? He liked her, no, he loved her.

"Ian, she's dead."

He knew. He knew this dream. He knew who was next.

"Ian, why'd you do it?"

He tried, once again, to tell her why his parents made him, but still no words came out.

"Ian, did you care?"

"Yes!" he wanted to cry out, but still no sound came

"Ian, I'm going to get you."

"No," he thought. "Not again"

"Ian, I'm here."

There she was. Amy Cahill, her skin pale, her herself dead, and wielding a knife.

"Ian, you're..."

A sharp pain arose in Ian's chest.

"Dead."

BEEP BEEP

Ian woke up in a cold sweat.

Only a dream. It was only a dream. He looked at the clock.

6:42 am. Still time, still time to repent. The time was now. Right now.

He picked up the phone and dialed as quickly as his shaking fingers would allow. A soft voice stuttered on the other end. "H-hello?" it said. Ian took a long breath, and said:

"I'm sorry, love"

-o-o-o-o

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL

Calling me DUMB won't make you SMART

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG

Calling me UGLY won't make you BEAUTIFUL

Got a problem with me? Solve it.

Can't stand me? Sit down.

Can't face me? Turn around.

Don't like my style? Well I certainly don't like yours.

Don't know me? Don't judge me.

Think you know me? Well you have NO idea.

Im me. Hate it? So cry me a river, build a bridge and WALK OVER IT.

My Mother...

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

-o-o-o-o
"My God what is that smell?"

"It's called Fresh air"

-Ian and Sinead (Medusa Plot)

"Turn right now."

"Now? All I see is a bloody narrow gap between trees"

- GPS and Ian (Dead Of Night)

"Or how you people in the US Provinces say...Bungee!"

"I believe it is Bingo"

-Natalie and Alistair (The Sword Thief)

"Lovely"

-Ian (The Sword Thief)

"So, like, I could say A – has a face like a baboon butt, and you wouldn't know who I'm talking about?"

-Dan (Maze Of Bones)

"Oh great. I'm in South Korea and now my sister is Julie Andrews"

-Dan (The Sword Thief)

"Executor? That means he killed her?"

-Dan (Maze Of Bones)

"Those are Cobras, not the really cute ones. Like Ian"

-Dan

"Your a Thief"

"Not a thief, Amy. A Lucian"

-Ian and Amy (Maze of Bones)

''But today I'm the good guy. You gotta see that, Amy.''

''Because you make gangster pop-up books?"

"Exactly!"

-Dan and Jonah (One False Note)

"Hello, Love"

-Ian to Amy (Practically every time they meet.)

-o-o-o-o

Crazy Labels:

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

(OH NO! What do I do when I need to use it while im asleep?)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (Awesome! So could you just turn around and pretend nothing's happening while I rip open the chips?)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (Thanks, that was helpful! I was gonna use it like irregular soap)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (Hmmm, I could also freeze it, on the other hand.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Woot! Hey, wait a sec.. won't products be COLD after HEATING?)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (You'd better hope it does that, or you get a refund!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (Truer words have never been spoken, apart from "Amian is awesome")

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to outer space.)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.

(No corn?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

-o-o-o-o

You know you're a 39 Clues fan when...

You are one-hundred percent sure that Evan is a Vesper spy (DEFINITELY... I will kill him someday... No, IAN will kill him someday)

You cried (or at least felt like it) when Irina died (Yeah. I was pretty upset.)

You wish Ian and Amy would just kiss and make up already! (Do ya think threats will work?)

Whenever you see something suspicious, you claim it's a Vesper spy sent to kill you (75 percent chance!)

You've read nearly every FanFiction on the 39 Clues fandom (YEAP)Anytime someone talks about someone famous like George Washington, you're always telling them what Cahill branch they're from (Winston Churchill was a Lucian. But my Janus friends are irritated when I start spazzing)

\Whenever you see a famous guy like Benjamin Rush or John Hancock, you wonder if they're a Cahill, Vesper, or none of the above (Evan "Twinkles" Tolliver is a 100% VESPER)

Your parents roll their eyes whenever you bring it up, because you talk about it WAY too much (My parents are probably tired of hearing about it)

You started liking History because 1) Amy and Jonah like it 2) You need to prepare for the hunt, and 3) You need to know more about your relatives (The time I screamed out OMG PUYI WAS A CAHILL in histoy class? That seems familiar. Very familiar.)

You try to live up to the expectations of your branch: you're an Ekaterina, so you're constantly trying to get better at math and/or science; yoru're a Janus, so you're always practicing music, writing and drawing; you're a Lucian, so you're always trying to solve puzzles and get better at lying...err, I mean acting; you're a Tomas, so you're always trying to do brave things, like water skiing. (Im a Lucian, I get better at lying and blackmailing as the days go by)

You're going to buy the movie when it comes out, even if it stinks (which you know it will because that's how it is with books-turned-into-movies, they're never as good as the books themselves) (I will throw my shoe at the movie if anything is changed, but I will buy it.)

You hate it when people remind you that the 39 Clues aren't real, and come up with a hundred reasons why it very well possibly could be real (Are you implying its not real?)

Most of your daydreams consist of at least one character from the 39 Clues series (Wanna bet?)

You have a crush on one of the book characters.(Im not telling

You wish you could meet all the authors (Peter Lerangis fan club, anyone?)

if you just read that whole thing then Bravo! That must have taken 10 minutes of your life away. Hope it was worth it and you laughed so hard you peed your pants. :)