Hey, my name is Lizzie and I rock! I'm 5'2, have auburn hair, green eyes, and speak french and spanish.

If you support Vanessa because you know that everyone makes mistakes but her's are just more public, copy and paste this in you profile and add your name to the list. SupportNesquik

I started a c2 so if you want to join send me a message!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

I ship:

Edward/Bella!!

Harry/Ginny

Ron/Hermione

Remus/Tonks

Lily/James

Troyella

Jiley

Loliver

Zekepay

Niley

Jola/Loe

Jelsi

Zanessa (I support Vanessa!)

Couples I can't stand!!

Zashley

Jacob/Bella (TEAM EDWARD FOREVER!!)

I'm too bored to think of any more...

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you like chocloate as much as I do copy this in your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you are a woman who believes that over half of everything you say doesn't come out right and you would classify them all as major mess ups, copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

"Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU... The one who turns to his friends and says, "thats her"...

You know you're in love when you don't wanna go to sleep at night because your life is better than a dream.

If you love someone put their name in a circle, not a heart, because hearts can be broken but circles go on forever!

When a GIRL is quiet, Millions of things are running in her mind When a GIRL is not arguing, She is thinking deeply When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions, She is wondering how long you will be around When a GIRL answers "i'm fine" after a few seconds, She is not at all fine When a GIRL stares at you, She is wondering why you are lying When a GIRL lays on your chest, She is wishing for you to be hers forever When a GIRL calls you everyday, She is seeking for your attention When a GIRL sms's u everyday, She wants you to reply at least once When a GIRL says I love you, She means it When a GIRL says that she can't live without you, She has made up her mind that you are her future When a GIRL says "i miss you", No one in this world can miss you more than that.

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! If you belive in GOD put this in your profile

If you hate the copy and paste things but do them anyway, copy and paste this on your profile!

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. ~Unknown

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? (I can put mascara on with my mouth closed...I think...)
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why is their Brail on the drive up ATM machine??
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the park way?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard that you have fallen off your chair, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

When life hands you lemons, throw them back and yell "GIVE ME EDWARD CULLEN!!"

98 percent of the world's population believe that they're bring sexy back. Copy and paste this in your profile if you're part of the two percent that never lost theirs.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile

If you have been accused of being weird, random, and crazy, copy this into your profile.

Quotes

Oh my gosh, Ive killed Harry Potter - Neville, Harry Potter, GoF.

I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed, or worse, expelled! - Hermione, Harry Potter PS

Dont worry, you're just as sane as I am - Luna, Harry Potter, OotP

Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon dosen't mean we all have! - Hermione, Harry Potter, OotP

Yes, we do now know that it's Ron and Hermione. I do feel that I have dropped heavy hints. ANVIL-sized, actually, hints, prior to this point. I certainly think even if subtle clues hadn't been picked up by the end of “Azkaban” that by the time we hit Krum in Goblet... - JK Rowling.

Well Harrys always been the hero hasn't he? But obviously not for Hermione.. - Emma Watson about Ron/Hermione

I am nothing special of this I am sure. I am just a common man with common thoughts. There are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten. But I’ve loved another with all my heart and soul, and to me, that has always been enough. - The Notebook.

You and I were different. We came from different worlds, and yet you were the one who taught me the value of love. - The Notebook.

Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful or conceited. It is never rude or selfish. It does not take offense and is not resentful. Love takes no pleasure in other people's sins but delights in the truth and to hope and to endure whatever comes. - A Walk To Remember

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Snape should just bloody wash his greasy hair, copy and paste

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like:"Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Yell out what is going to happen.

Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3d glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Bring and use your own air freshener.

At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

When someone walks by you in the aisle scream, "Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!"

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

During a love scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting "Hooters!"

Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.
Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer’s name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Pass by a room that’s showing a movie you’ve already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending.

Let me just say how much I DISLIKE Demi and Selena. Miley forever. Totally.

"Of all the things about me that could frighten you, you worry about my driving."

-Edward Cullen, Twilight

"I've decided that as long as I was going to Hell, I might as well do it thoroughly."

-Edward Cullen, Twilight

I also like this short conversation:

"You were right"

"I usually am - but about what in particular this time?"

-Bella Swan and Edward Cullen

And So the lion fell in love with the lamb."

"What a stupid lamb."

"What a sick masochistic lion."

-Edward Cullen, Bella Swan-Twilight

Breakfast time," he said eventually, casually...

So I clutched my throat with both hands and stared at him with wide eyes.

Shock crossed his face.

"Kidding!" I snickered. "And you said I couldn't act!" -Isabella & Edward

"And you're worried, not because you are headed to meet a houseful of vampires, but because you think those vampires won't approve of you, correct?" -Edward to Bella

"Ugh." I winced.

"What is it?" he asked anxiously...

"Needles." I explained, looking away from the one in my hand...

"Afraid of a needle." he muttered to himself under his breath, shaking his head. "Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand..." -Bella & Edward

"So you see, Hell's not so bad if you get to keep an angel with you." -Emmett Cullen (about Rosalie)

"If I could dream at all, it would be about you. And I'm not ashamed of it."

-Edward Cullen to Bella Swan

"I hear voices in my mind and you're worried that you're the freak?"

-Edward Cullen (to Bella Swan)

"About three things I was certain. First, Edward Cullen was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and I don't know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him." -Isabella Swan

"Bella ,I've already expended a great deal of personal effort to keep you alive.I'm not about to let you behind the whhel of a vehicle when you can't even walk straight.Besides, friends don't let friends drive drunk,"

"Drunk?"

"You're intoxicated by my vere presence."

"You're wounding my ego ,Bella.I just proposed to you, and you think it's a joke."

"Before you, Bella, my life was like a moonless night. Very Dark, but there were stars--points of light and reason...And then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizen, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn't see the stars anymore. And there was no more reason for anything."

"I can do this, I lied to myself feebly. No one was going to bite me." - Bella page 14

"That's Edward. He's gorgeous, of course, but don't waste your time. He doesn't date." Jessica (of all people), page 22

When life offers you a dream so far beyond any of your expectations, it's not reasonable to grieve when it comes to an end. - Bella, page 1

I wasn't interesting. And he was. Interesting...and brilliant...and mysterious...and perfect...and beautiful...and possibly able to lift full-sized vans with one hand. -Bella, I don't remember the page.

So what you're saying is, I'm your brand of heroin?"

"Yes, you are exactly my brand of heroin." - Bella and Edward, pages 267 - 268

"I may not be human, but I'm still a man." Edward

This looks like a horror movie waiting to happen."

"Well, there are more than enough vampires present."

"Do you want me to bolt the doors so you can massacre the unsuspecting townsfolk?"

"And where do you fit into that scheme?"

"Oh, I'm with the vampires, of course."

"Anything to get out of dancing."

"Anything."

-Bella and Edward, page 487

"I can do this." I lied to myself feebly. "Nobody's going to bite me."-Twilight(hilarious..oh if she only knew)

"I was thinking while I was running."

"About not hitting trees I hope."-Twilight(very funny)

"So did you stab Edwar Cullen with a pencil or what?"-Twilight(my all time favorite)

"You believed me! After all the times I told you I loved you, you still believed me!"-New Moon(makes me want to smack him! of course she believed him)

-"Fall down again Bella?" I glared at him. "No Emmet, I punched a werewolf in the face." He blinked, and then broke into a roar of laughter.

Time passes. even when it seems imposible. when each tick of the second hand aches like the pulse of blood behind a bruise. It passes unevenly in strange lurches and dragging lulls, but pass it does. Even for me

-"Forbidden to remember, terrified to forget"

"Now"he breathed, and just his smell disturbed my thought process,"waht exactly are you worrying about?"

"Well, um, hitting a tree-"I gulped"-and dying, And then getting sick."

He fought back a smile. THen he bent his head down and toughed his cold lips softly to the hollow at the base of my throat.

"Are you still worried now?" he murmured against my skin.

"Yes." I struggled to concentrate. "About hitting trees and getting sick."

His nose drew a line up the skin of my troat to the point of my chin. His cold breath tickled against my jaw.

"And now?" HIs lips whispered against my jaw.

"Trees," I gasped. "Motion Sickness."

He lifted his face to kiss my eyelids. "Bells, you don't really think I would hit a tree, do you?"

"No, but I might." There was no confidence in my voice. He smelled an easy victory.

and also...

"It's over, bella."

I dared to poen my eyes, and sure enough, we were at a standstill. I stiffly unlocked my stranglehold on his body and slipped to the gound, landing on my backside.

"oh!" I huffed as I hit the wet ground.

He stared at me incredulously, evidently not sure whetehr he was still too mad to find me funny. But my bewildered expression pushed him over the edge, and he broke into a roar of laughter.

I picked myslef up, ignoring him as I brushed the mud and bracken off the back of my jacket. That only made him laugh harder. Annoyed, I began to stride off into the forest.

Also...

"Was that you we heard, Edward?"Esme asked as she approached.

"It sounded like a bear choking." Emmet clarified.

I smiled hesitantly at Esme."That was him"

You...made...me..faint"

"What am I going to do with you ?Yesterday I kiss you,and you attacke me! Today you pass out on me!"