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Age: is just a number.

Sex: Not on the first date :)

Hobbies: Wouldn't you like to know

37 things to do in a lift(elevator)

1.Crack open you briefcase or handbag and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2.Stand silent and motionless in the corner gacing the wall without getting off.

3.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if your embarassed when they open themselves.

4.Great everyone with a warm handshake and aske him or her to call you admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6.Stare at another passanger for a while then pronounce in horror: "Your one of THEM!"-and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING" at each floor.

8.Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9.Make explosion noises whenever aanyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then anounce. "I have new socks on."

11.When the lift is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"

12.Try to make personal calls on the emrgency phone.

13.Draw a little square on the floor and announce to the other passengers "This is my personal space."

14.When there is only one other person in the lift, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.

15.As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug.

16.Ask if you can push the buttons for the other passengers and push the wrong ones.

17.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, how's your day been?"

18.Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream "That's MINE!"

19.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21.Swat at flies that don't exist.

22.Call out "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.

23.Make a race car noise when someone gets on or off.

24. Congradulate everyone for being in the same lift as you.

25.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up all of you. Just SHUT UP!"

26.Walk in with a cooler that says "Human Head" on the side.

27.While the doors are opening, hurredly whisper"Hide it...Quick!" and then whistle innocently.

28.Let your phone ring. Don't answr it.

29.Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take you shoes off befor entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31.Ask people what floor they want, then ask in a 'Who wants to be a millionaire' style voice, "Is that your final answer?"

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "You should be ashamed of yourself." and leave the lift tutting.

33.Ask "Did you feel that?"

34.Tell people that you can see their aura.

35.When the doors close tell the others "It's OK. Don't panic, they open up again."

36.Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

37.Dress up in a long black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It si time." When someone walks in.

WAYS TO MAKE SURE YOUR STILL INSANE

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.

As often as possible, skip rather than walk
.

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

Sing along at the opera.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
.

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!!"

15 Things to do when your in Wallmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, then it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

random quotes that I wish I thought of first

Tell the truth and run.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

Remember this, if someone is bothering you. It takes 40 muscles to frown, but it takes only three to stick up your middle finger and say, "Bite me!"

I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.

When life gives you lemons, make pinaple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.

I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

If all else fails, try reading the instructions.

Have you seen my mind? I seem to have lost it.

My imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem...

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

Got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." Adam Savage, Mythbusters

"Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!"

"Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs."

"If well aimed, an apple a day keeps the doctor away."

"Ever stop to think and forget to start again?"

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and he got away.

I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.

If I asked for your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth.

Don’t mess with me- I've got a stick

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn! That was fun! We should do it again."

A good friend helps you when you fall. A true friend laughs and trips you again.

Men are like ...Laxatives ... They irritate the crap out of you.
Men are like.Bananas ... The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like ...Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like ...Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like ... Commercials... You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
Men are like Government bonds... they take soooooooooo long to mature
Men are like ....Mascara...They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Men are like ...Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like Parking Spots ...All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's an abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile

MURDER IS ILLEGAL, REMEMBER??

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. (and proud of it!)
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (Don't be like me!)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.(not until after i'm married!)
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (Well...)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.(i love you Edward Anthony Mason Cullen!)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (Then again, I happen to be emo... I applaude myself- I'm almost over it!)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (EDWARD!!)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy (hell yeah!)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. (well you got the blond blue eyed part right)
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER

My god. poeple... come on...

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class.

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

75/100 wahaaay!

I AM REALLY SORRY FOR ANYONE READING THE STORY THE RECKONEDING BUT IM NOT FINISHING IT. THE REAL BOOK CAME OUT AND MY STORY JUST DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT ANYMORE. SO SORRY.

I KNOW THAT THE FOURH CHAPTER IS THE SAME AS THE SECOND. I DELETED IT AND REUPLOADED IT. IT IS NOW THE REAL FOURTH CHAPTER. MY COMPUTER IS A SPAZ AND IM NOT ENTIRELY SURE WHAT HAPPENED. BUT WHATEVER IT WAS I FIXED. SO PLEASE READ AND REVIEW. SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE. :)

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Love Awakens by cutiewolves reviews
this story takes place after the Reckoning. starting off from Chloe and Derek's kiss, they find out about Derek's father, but what happens when they go look for him and in the prosses they awaken love that they never knew existed...
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Resisting Seduction by doarfthXx reviews
Derek knows Chloe is his mate and can barely contain himself around her. not dating yet When lauren and kit find out, they make a bet on whether derek would be able to restrain himself if she tried to seduce him. Chlerek fluff, summay inside, very hot!
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,583 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Derek S., Chloe S.
Hormones of the Supernatural Kind by QueensOfAlabama95 reviews
The gang, Kit & Aunt Lauren go to find other victims of the Genesis Project & defeat the Edison Group. But some of the kids aren't what they seem, the Pack still wants Derek, Kit is hiding something, & some ghosts are hell-bent on getting Chloe. CHLEREK! slash!
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,807 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Romance at the Safe House by CaptainObviousYesh reviews
A CXD story about their life after the Reckoning!And this is mostly Chelerk Fluff so Just waring you if you don't like Derek and Chloe and their moments then You might not like this story. Plus I'm not good at writing anything else.
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,250 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
Distracted by WoahNow reviews
Bella's thoughts are elsewhere in her English lesson and the detention Mr. Cullen gives her doesn't turn out quite as intended. AH. I advise you only to read this if you are over 18. Warning: Scenes of violence: chapters 9, 10, 23 and 24
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 181,379 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Bella, Edward
Trip to Paradise by Paint Your Own Path reviews
The Edison Group has crumbled, Chloe reunited with her dad and things are back to normal...or are they? Yes she has her old life back, but it's not "normal" to her anymore. Normal is seeing Simon, Tori, Liz and Derek everyday. ON PAUSE
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,299 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 7/23/2010
The Offspring by Omg279 reviews
Everyone's lives after the Reckoning. Starts when Derek, Simon, Tori, and Rae are 18, and Chloe's almost eighteen. Chlerek, Simon and an OC, Tori and an OC later .
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,722 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S.
A Rocky Road by madamemouse reviews
AU/AH. Going to a new school is always tough, but Chloe is used to it. What she isn't used to, is dealing with big meanies. What happens when our shy, drama girl is partnered with the scary football player everyone avoids? Rated M for citrus and language
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,098 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Trust by Believenfairies reviews
The story picks up exactly where the last one left off... the kiss we'd all been waiting for. Our test subjects have finally escaped the Edison Group and are trying to answer the age old question, what next? Rated T for kissing.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,795 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
At Any Price by everyoneisMISunderstood reviews
AU. Chloe's in constant danger being a politician's daughter, but when a new threat wants Chloe for her new-found powers, only fellow supernaturals can protect her. Now Simon, Tori, and Derek must keep Chloe safe, and they will... no matter what. Chlerek
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 71,442 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S.
A Different Path by Werewolf Cookies reviews
We know what happens to Chloe while she's a necromancer, but what if Chloe was a ... The Awakening, with Chloe being a different type of supernatural. Find out what the Edison Group did to her as you read my story.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,629 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 3/17/2010
To be human, like you by sacha-lee reviews
I'd do anything to be human again." What if Edward somehow managed to turn human again? What if he and Bella could lead a normal human life? Join Edward as he takes the road to humanity, experiencing everything he couldnt do before. ExB POST NEW MOON.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,295 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Pregnant? What makes you think that? by sacha-lee reviews
What if Bella and Edward did have sex in the meadow at the end of Eclipse? What if Bella became pregnant... what if the pregnancy was as it should be, normal? POST ECLIPSE ExB Fluff Normal pairings. I love reviews
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,944 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Really Nice Eyes by Lily-Finn178 reviews
AU Chlerek/ "New Girl, It's been a week. Stop staring at me." Her head jerked up, eyes flying across the room to the solitary desk by the window. Where Derek Souza’s captivating green eyes were glaring at her.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,100 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Love You to Death by bodyandsoul reviews
A M-rated continuation of Life After Danger, our first collaborative story. Chloe and Derek's relationship is starting to change as the peace they've been enjoying starts to run out.
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,518 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
The Beginning by Ryuu writer reviews
Chloe, Derek, Simon, Tori, Aunt Lauran and Kit have just defeted the Edison Group, but now they have a bigger problem, The Cabal./ Sorry for the crappy summary. Rated M for language and some other stuff.
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,714 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - [Chloe S., Derek S.] Simon, Tori
Feel the Burn by Paceismyhero reviews
A Puckleberry smut story that started as one part and now will be five, covering the five senses in one way or another. Everything on the show that has happened can be assumed to be true here, too, though it is not very relevant. Rated M for a reason!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,277 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Powerless by Trinkett reviews
Chlerek/Set after The Reckoning- "I wished I could follow his advice and 'run like hell', but running isn't easy when hell itself is chasing you"
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,268 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Love and War- Darkest Powers Chronicles by Eletha Landon reviews
Because stealing the calculator of a particularly math savvy werewolf, inducing a game of supernatural tag, is frowned upon in a safe house. There will be blood, disembodied parts, and zombies. Not really, but anything goes in Love and War. Darkest Powers Chronicles One-shot. R&R
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,191 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
The Commencing by AsHlIe'MaRiEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee reviews
I hated the way that the Reckoning ended with nothing else to give us, so here's what i think happen next in Chloe's life. Its three weeks after the gang's little run in with the Edison group, just when the kids think their lives might go back to normal.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,799 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S.
It's a Date? by xoIts Just MExo reviews
Finally safe Chloe, Derek and the gang settle down and try to get back to some semblance of normal life. Well, as normal as any Supernatural teen can be when not raising the dead and taking down bad guys.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,492 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Snapshots by bodyandsoul reviews
A series of one-shots about our favorite group of genetically-altered supernatural teens.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,036 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 4/1/2010
Sex Shops & Lollipops by il-bel-mondo reviews
Bella's a determined professional, her career takes priority in her life. With no time to date she decides to get herself a B.O.B. When it leaves her less than'satisfied' she returns to the store & meets a sexy manager who offers to show her the bunny way
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,478 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Destruction by xxxbubblygirlxxx reviews
Chloe and her friends are desperate to destroy the Edison Group, but at what else will they discover? New friends? New love? or will they lose it all? DerekxChloe TorixOC SimonxOC Give it a Chance Definite Later Lemons and tons of Limes just very Citrus
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,653 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Tease Me by kymclark reviews
PWP O/S Bella and Edward are getting married. When alice and Rose whisk Bella away for a Bachelorette party, the two torqued-up lovers have other things on their brains. Total smut,kinky fun. AH, Canon Prs, Mfor LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,877 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Life Unexpected by Lauren94 reviews
Don't want to give too much away here. But let's face it: nothing ever goes as planned for our favorite pairing. When something unplanned is sprung upon them, how will Derek and Chloe deal?
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,250 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S.
To Prove a Point by everyoneisMISunderstood reviews
Set during The Summoning. Desperate times call for desperate measures. How far will Chloe go to convince Dr. Gill that she and Derek were really fooling around, as opposed to raising the dead? Chlerek oneshot.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Derek S., Chloe S. - Complete
Musings by Lauren94 reviews
A series of one-shots, in Derek's POV for now, about certain instances in the books :
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,978 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Derek S., Chloe S. - Complete
It Can't Get Worse by WhisperedWords12 reviews
"'They keep dying on me' she whispered quietly." Chloe runs into problems at the Safe House, Derek needs to change, and feelings and relationships are growing within the household. Read & Review.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,043 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
Yeah Chloe by niccy-b reviews
Chloe has something to tell Derek...and she doesn't think it's going to go down well.
Darkest Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,574 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Patience by madamemouse reviews
On the run for over a year and half, our favorite supernatural group have been hiding out in a small town for a few months. What happens when Chloe and Derek finally find some much needed alone time? Rated M for Lemons and language.
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,390 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S.
The Flight by leabea17 reviews
This is what i think should come after The Recconing. It picks up about three days after the end of the final book with our favorite group of rebels on the run. I LOVE the Chloe Derek pairing so yes, there will be a fair amount of that. I hope you enjoy!
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,324 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010
Knight in Shining Armor by DiabolicalxDarling reviews
aka vamp-fan! The best way to make a friend? scare them, then help them. It works especially well if you are a half- demon necromancer ghost with some crazy powers and particularly amazing connections to the EG. From Xavier to Chloe, it does, anyways.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 107,589 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Complete
All's Fair in Love and War by PunkCosmopolitan reviews
By Jamie Kay Hunnt: CHLEREK. As they plot to take down the Edison Group, relationships bloom and some grow distant, along with unforseen happenings.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,259 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Chloe S. - Complete
Underdog by xx Bewitching x3 reviews
Chlerek "You're not a monster or a villian. But that doesn't mean you're an extra either." He stared at me. "So what am I? What do they call my character in the movies, Chloe? Not exactly leading guy material here." "But you are the leader." Extended :D
Darkest Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,338 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
Revelations by WickedAmysRule reviews
Derek was Chloe's friend. At least, she considered him her friend. Its only natural that friends should be indignant on each other’s behalf when people implied that they were dangerous half-human monsters...right?
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
Change of Underwear by hammondgirl reviews
Edward, the new, fresh meat at Bella's office, is a complete geek, which is ultimately her undoing. She fantasizes about him at work constantly... Will her fantasies become a reality, or will real life get in the way? Original O/S now extended. BxE, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,084 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Gut Feeling by Lily-Finn178 reviews
Chlerek/ He needed to stop her. Instinct was screaming in his head, yelling that he had to run, get to her before it was too late. “Chloe, put down the detergent.”
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Derek S., Chloe S. - Complete
Lemon Lovers by dionee reviews
Lemons after Lemons. Threesome's, foursome's, f/f, and even self pleasure! AH All twilight characters have their naughty side. Read about them here!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 102 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Darkest Intentions by Kipcha reviews
Chloe would not play the Damsel in Distress again, and against her better judgement takes Fate in her own hands, only to wind up in a situation more severe then she ever thought possible.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,595 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
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Alone Time reviews
They have been on the run for a year and have finally found a place to stay...and found some much needed alonetime. Lemon. x
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S.
The Reckoneding reviews
This is just an idea of how the Reckoning could go. A bit of fluff, action and definately romance a little lemony maybe . Making it up as I go along. If you have any ideas let me know.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,750 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S.