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![]() Author has written 1 story for Maximum Ride. Ok so when I was looking back on my profile I realized I had way to much personal info on this so I completely deleted a majority of it. I'm not like most girls my age. I don't obsess over boys, and I don't like going to school dances or peprallies(Too claustrophobic). I spend my time reading, or watching videos on YouTube and/or movies/Tv. I just found out when people say the ER they mean the Emergency Room and that you are a teenager when you turn 13 because you are thirTEEN. I spent my halloween tricker treating and singing christmas carols at every house, and I try to convince my friends I have wings and that I can tell the future. I'm not like most peple. I'm me! The Best MR Songs Alive- Superchick Me Against the world- Simple plan Fences- Paramore And the best FAX song i think is Everytime we touch be- cascada Updating! OK, so the things that are keeping me from updating now-a-days are... Athletics/ school- i am exhausted when i get home, My computer also doesn't have word so I can only type on my sisters computer, when she isn't using it. Homework has also been a pain since we have all of theese giant tests coming up and the fact that my LA teacher just loves assigning projects. SS-will get updated every two weeks ANL-will get updated when ever I can. I'm sorry people who read this story. I'll work on it. Dont plan on me updateing till summer. I'll work my best on updateing sooner! Story Stuff! Summer fun Max's Last Day of School Outfit Favorites! Color: dark green, the black and white, then Gold Food: chocolate covered potatoes chips, fudge, french-fries, bacon, exedra. TV shows: NCIS, Burn Notice, White Collar, ICarly, Pretty Little Liars, more, Hellcats, Nikita,Leverage.. Movies: Sweet home Alabama, the first Alice in Wonderland, Avatar, Stick it, Minority Report, exedra… Books: My top three fav books would have to be Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, and Twilight. Music: Simple plan, Green day, the trishas, secondhand seranade, bowling for soup, the dixie chicks, all time low, paramore, VersaEmerge,Hey MOnday, and many more that dont cross my mind at this very secodn Animals: Dogs, Fish, Mooses (or is it Meese), Cats, tigers, Squirls, more… Season: Fall & Winter Weather: Rain, and Storms Soda: Dr. pepper and, or Rooot beer. X-tra: PM me and ill try to awnser your questions if you have any!:D 50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS: 1, What color is your toothbrush? purple and white 2, Name one person who made you smile today One of my besties 3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning: Basket ball practice 4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago? Reading on Fan Fiction 5, What is your favorite candy bar? Anything chocolate I will eat...ok almost anything chocolate. 6, Have you ever been to a strip club? I’M 12. what do you think. 7, What is the last thing you said aloud? I'M suprised my fifth grade teacher still knows my name, much less wasted time to send me a letter wishing me good luck for seventh grade. and how does she know i am trying out for volley ball. stalker. 8, What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Cookies and cream, or white chocolate icecream from amie's 9, What was the last thing you had to drink? Water probably 10, Do you like your wallet? YA (it was a birthday gift) 11, What was the last thing you ate? A Hot Pocket 12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week? yes a new awsome hoodie for only 15 bucks and a shirt that says "New york only likes you as a freind" ahahha get it. no PM me and i will tell you 13, The last sporting event you watched? IDK. I don’t watch sportz 14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn? Kettle corn 15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too? MY Bestie Liver 16, Ever go camping? Yes I go camping alot. and i mean like once a month. 17, Do you take vitamins daily? Nope. I always forget 18, Do you go to church every Sunday? Not every Sunday. but i do believe in god 19, Do you have a tan? Yeah, I live in texas. You cant live in Texas without having a tan. in texas its 100 degrees for most of the year and then we have freak winters were it freezes but never snows 20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza? What kind of pizza 21, Do you drink your soda with a straw? Well I would but I don’t have any strawz 22, What did your last text message say? Ha-ha (sarcasm) 23, What are you doing tomorrow? Hope one of my friendzies will be free and then go shoppin, or hopefully doing what im doing rite now 25, Look to your left, what do you see? My phone 26, What color is your watch? green...Ithink. I lost it and now it wakes me up at 4:30 every morning beeping. 27, What do you think of when you hear Australia? Accent 28, What is your birthstone? Yellow topaz 29 Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? drive thru 30, What is your favorite number? 2, 13, 16, 213, 31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone? Mybestie Liver 32, Any plans today? Nah, just laying around. 33, How many states have you lived in? 1 34, Biggest annoyance right now? School and HW 35, Last song listened to? Travelin’ solider by the Dixie chicks. 36,Can you say the alphabet backwards? Y yes, yes I can 37, Do you have a maid service clean your house? Yah and she comes every other Thursday and makes my bed. 38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time? 3 dollar flip flops. 39, Are you jealous of anyone? No, not really. Y? should I be? 40, Is anyone jealous of you? Probably because I’m so awesome. 41, Do you love anyone? Be sides me fam. And friends. Not really 42, Do any of your friends have children? no 43, What do you usually do during the day? COMPUTER, READING, TEXTING, AND WRITING!!! :) 44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now? Ugh, yeah!! lotz(a majority of the people at my school.) 45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily? Occasionally, but not often. 46, What color is your car? I don’t have a car, so thnx for bringing it up *goes and cries in corner* 47, Do you like cats? Yup I have two. 48. Are you thinking about someone right now? not really, no. 49, Have you ever been to Six Flags? Yeah for a field trip last year and I droppd my phone on the cement and the phone slid one wa and the battery slid the other way. 50, How did you get your worst scar? When I was like five I dropped one of those giant bean can on my foot. I'm that girl who cries without anyone seeing it. I'm that girl who hurts herself without anyone knowing it. I'm that girl who is smiles but is hurting inside. I'm that girl who guides but doesn't know what's right. I'm that girl who shines but doesn't glow in the dark. I'm that girl who's kind but never feels the mark. I'm that girl who'd fight for someone else's rights. But I'm also that girl who can't sleep at night. Outside I'm pretty, I'm glowing, I'm strong. But inside, I'm hurting, knowing I don't belong. I think of that weight that just hangs above me, Dropping onto my shoulders ever so slowly. I don't fight it, I don't struggle, I just hold it up. The force on my shoulders, I'm begging it to stop. But I just hold it together, And keep the smile on my face. Just hoping that one day, Someone can take my place. Help me take that burden off her shoulders, 9 out of 10 teenage girls suffer from peer pressure, verbal and/or physical abuse, and stereotyping. If you believe in the power of women and girls like us, and if you believe we can overcome this issue together hand in hand, post this onto your profile and add your name to the list: ColorTheSky, CrazyNerdyFangirl, WannaBeWinged ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .sSS... ... ..sS... ... ... ... ... ... ... . If you're a girl and you've ever one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. OK so I had waaaaaaaaaay to many quotes on hear so I am going to just change them out and add new ones more often. What would Scooby do? Officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God! If you don't like the way I drive then stay off the sidewalks. Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. I used to be normal, then I met the freaks I call friends I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!! I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of dead silence because of something that I just got that happened yesterday Sometimes I lie awake at night asking myself what I've done wrong, then the voice in my head says, " This is going to take more then one night..." The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide. Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree. I didn't say it was your fault...just that I was going to blame you If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt. Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." When in doubt, push random buttons! You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft! There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people... Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work. They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss. There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to. Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Seriously? It's just a glass of water!" All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege. The trouble with life, is there's no background music. A clean house is a sign of a broken computer! Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes. My mind isn't twisted, it's sprained. Common sense is the enemy of comedy. Sarcasm isn't an attitude,it's an ART My attiention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you at the same time. Knowledge is power;Power is the root of all evil.Therefore study evil and excel at it. What is this 'kindness'you speach of? Why don't you slip into something comfortable;like a coma.I will gladly help you. When in doubt...throw a chair. If the opposite of pro is con,what's the opposite of Progress? Only two things are infinite:1)The universe.2)Human stupidity There are few problems that can not be solved with large ammounts of explosives. Boys don't fall for me; I trip them. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. He who laughs last didn't get it. When there's a will, I want to be in it. Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over. When i go to sleep at night I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road whith out their motives being questioned! 1. Do not introduce yourself as role-playing character in public. 2. Do not talk to fictional characters in public. 3. Do not answer fictional characters in public. 4. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public. 5. Do not go out in public. 6. Disregard last number. Do number 1-4. 7. Note Expressions. 8. Don't die alone. Take many people with you. (Freaky.) 9. Floor is slippery when wet. 10. Lake is slippery when dry. (um duh.) 11. Only talk to strangers you know. (Huh?) 12. Strangers you don't know are spies...kill them all. 13. For legal purposes be sure to delete last note. 14. Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you. 15. Kill them for security purposes. 16. Crying doesn't solve anything. Try violent mood swings. 17. Make a scene whenever humanly possible. 18. The men in white coats are not your friends. 19. Ask them for a room full of sharp, pointy objects. 20. When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket. 21. Chicken soup, although good for colds, not the best cure for drowning. 22. Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing. 23. Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age. 24. Always remember, uh...uh...dang. 25. Train armies of flying monkeys. 26. Goldfish don't like milk. 27. Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits. 28. Find out who invented the word 'pianist'. 29. People are staring at you. 30. So act insane. 31. People are weird but not as weird as me. 32. Do not taunt animals at the zoo. They have feelings...and teeth. (Ouch!) 33. Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people. 34. Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experience. Do it as much as possible. 35. You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry, it's only me. Bonding. 36. Never pet a burning dog. 37. Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you're wearing a parka. 38. Naked men dig parkas. 39. Beware the naked man who offers you his parka. 40. You know what would look good on you? 41. Immolated cockroaches. 42. Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug. 43. The size of Danny DeVito. 44. Making an amusing facial expression. Like this. 45. Numbers are evil. Count in clovers. 46. Stalking is fun. Do it a lot. 47. Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gum nut tree." 48. No matter what people say. There is a way into your fantasy world. 49. The way is alcohol. 50. Constipated people don't give a crap. 51. The Ten Steps to Dying. a. Fall down. b. Be rushed to hospital. c. Not be saved. d. Be mourned over. e. Be buried in dirt. f. Have your grave looted. g. Rot. h. Rot. i. Rot. j. Have your bones reanimated and used for pain, destruction and terror. 52. You cannot kill the snow. 53. The snow can kill you. 54. Grass can kill you too. 55. The leprechaun on the cereal box said I couldn't get his lucky charms. 56. Catch and castrate leprechaun. 57. He is real...no matter what the men in white say. 58. Staple paper in the middle of the page. 59. In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally. 60. You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that. 61. Pretend to be so around the n00bs. 62. Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul-sucking demon. 63. Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway? 64. Go ask Senior Diablo for bigger pitchfork. 65. Remember to kill HIM. 66. Tell the small children in the TOYS 'R' US that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood. 67. Note reactions. Avoid parents. 68. The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. DO NOT test theory. 69. Scream. Doctors don't like it; they give you a shot of something nice. 70. Hide the bodies. Otherwise people will ask embarrassing questions. 71. Eat the evidence. 72. But not if it’s broken glass. 73. If in the presence of someone much wiser then you, point in a random direction and shout, "LOOK, a distraction." Then run. 74. Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats little children. 75. Disregard last note. 76. Note reactions. 77. On average, 100 people choke to death by ball point pens every year. 78. Stock up on ball point pens. 79. Learn to fly. Tell no one. 80. The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing. 81. Do not stick fingers in a blender. 82. Blender...Bad...Ouch. 83. Blood loss is bad. 84. Find way to reattach fingers. 85. Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM. 86. Answer every question with a question. 87. Ask people what gender they are. 88. Note reactions. 89. Refer to people as mortal. 90. The Seagull From Hell is out to get me. 91. Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible. 92. Start by drowning them in fire ants. 93. Find the creators of pop-up messages. 94. Kill them. 95. Brutally. 96. Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination. 97. Dunk head in boiling water. 98. Disregard last note. Was written by voice #7. 99. Gullible is written on the ceiling. 100. Investigate this whole 'critical mass' when the klaxon dies down. You're cruelly depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. You should do some soul-searching. You might find one. If you're one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you. If you can't say anything nice, at least have the decency to be vague. If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it. A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need it. If a stranger offers you a piece of candy, take two. I'm sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out. People say I have no taste, but I like you. Going to church doesn't make you Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. Do I know sarcasm? Why yes, he's my best friend. I'm not fluent in IDIOT, so speak slowly and clearly. Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested. with you, we'd both be wrong. THANX FO READING!!!!!!:D I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, flyaway111, MyNameIsCAL, Max88301, WannaBeWinged |
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