And there, in the darkest of rooms, sat the pen of Shay, the almighty scribe of the first earth. A light shone, casting brilliance over the fabled pen, illuminating the empty room. A computer, whose screen shone all colors, had been birthed into the great void of creation. I sat in awe at the new found creations, expanded limitations, and idiotic garbage that sat before me on the screen. I laughed, I cried, I became enraged, but in the end, I was fascinated. A sight caught my eye, "Fanfiction.net". I thought that this was more idiotic garbage, like the cat videos and men falling on rails, seeming to badly damage their genitals. But I had never been more wrong. A new window of opportunity opened, allowing a fresh breeze of creativity to draft through. The pen of Shay, now filled with the ink of common creativity, had lost it's cap, breaking the only limitation it had: solitude. Now its work could be shared everywhere. It is from this room that I write, in all the glory that is to be had, about every topic that so interests my mind. Enjoy.