I love to read stories and critique them, however, i suck at writing them.

Somehow i am unable to put my thoughts on paper.

:D

Name: Ju-Lee-Ah

Age: 17

Gender: Female

Location: Desert

Likes:

Softball, Baseball, Swimming, Tennis, Basketball, Football

Anime, manga

KPOP, CPOP, JPOP (Super Junior, MBLAQ, DBSK/TVXQ, SHINee, BEAST/B2ST, 2PM, 2AM, BIG BANG, Girls Generation

Reading, Computer :D, Piano, Singing, Competition, School (I know... but, it's where i see my friends), FanFic, Animals

Dislikes:

Stuck-ups, Rude People, Overload of homework, No time for friends

Random:

SNOOZE ALARMS:

When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

25 reasons i owe my mother

1) My mother taught me to apprieciate a good job done (If your going to kill each other go outside, I just cleaned up)

2)My mother taught me Religion (You better pray that comes out of the carpet)

3)My mother taught me about time travel (If you dont straighten up, I'lll knock you into next week)

4)My mother taught me logic (Because I said so, thats why)

5)My mother taught me more logic ( If you fall out of that swing and break your neck you can't come to the store with me)

6)My mother taught me foresight (Make sure you wear clean underwear in case your in an accident.)

7)My mother taught me irony (keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about)

8)My mother taught me about the science of osmosis (shut your mouth and eat your supper)

9)My mother taught me about the weather (that room of yours looks like a tornado went through it)

10)My mother taught me about contortionism (Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck)

11)My mother taught me about stamina (You will sit there until all that spinach is gone0

12)My mother taught me about hypocrisy (I i've told you once, i've told you a million times, don't exaggerate)

13)My mother taught me about the circle of life (I brought you into this world and I can take you out)

14)My mother taught me about behavior modification (stop acting like your father)

15)My mother taught me about envy (there are millions of children in the world who don't have great parents like you do)

16)My mother taught me about anticipation (Just wait until we get home)

17)My mother taught me medical science (If you don't stop crossing your eyes their going to freeze that way)

18)My mother taught me about recieving (Your going to get it when we get home)

19)My mother taught me about Esp (put your sweater on, don't you think I know when your cold)

20)My mother taught me about humor (when that lawnmower cuts off your toes don't come crying to me)

21)My mother taught me genetics (Your just like your father)

22)My mother taught me how to grow up (If you don't eat your vegetables you'll never grow up)

23)My mother taught me about my roots (Shut the door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?)

24)My mother taught me about wisdom( when you get to be my age you'll understand)

25) My mother taught me about REVENGE (One day you'll have kids and I hope they're just like you)

-If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

-If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

-If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.

-If you love the rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever walked into a wall b4, put this in ur profile.

-If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

-If you hate those obnoxious snobby people copy and paste this into your profile

-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

-If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile...

-If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vis/versa, copy and paste this into your profile...

-If you have ever spent hours searching your entire house for the remote, rather than just getting up and changing the channel, copy and paste this into your profile...

-If you are in love with one or more lead singers in a band, copy and paste this into your profile...

-If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy & paste this into your profile.

-92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. Haha

A black man was talking to a white man and said, "I'm black. When I was born, I was black. When I grew up, I was black. When I'm sick, I'm black. When I go in the sun, I'm black. When I'm cold, I'm black. When I die, I'll still be black. But you: When you were born, you were pink. When you grew up, you were white. When you're sick, you're green. When you go in the sun, you're red. When you're cold, you're blue. When you die, you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored." Oh, God, racism TOTALLY sucks; I love the book To Kill A Mockingbird

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!