Hey, I'm pretty new to the whole technology/email/story posting thing, so you guys will have to bear with me!

Ok, a bio...a BIO...hmmmm.

Well to start off, I am 16, I live in canada (Im not gonna' bore you with specifics...or interest you with them incase you're nuts.)

and I love, LOVE, Harry potter and Artemis Fowl fan fiction! Hmm this may take awhile to explain my likes and dislikes, so here we go, point form:

Stories: Harry Potter and Artemis Fowl (duh)

Pairings: Mainly Harry/Serverus, Arty/Holly, Remus/Sirius, Hermione/Ron, Juliet/Arty...ect (you get the picture.) Oh and any Fem!Harry stories, I am currently working on one...although it's untitled.

People that should NEVER be together: Arty/Minerva (they're too much alike...), Serverus/Hermione (he hates her for being a know it all...duh), Harry/Ginny (eeewww...he's like her brother!), Ron/Draco (I'm not even going to comment.)

Fav food's: Lassagna, chocolate ice cream, popcorn...again, you get the gist.

Gender: wouldn't you like to know...

Fav qoutes: "Whomever laughs last, didn't get the joke."

"The number of people watching you, is proportional to the stupidity of your action"

"I know you think you understood what I said, but what you heard is not what I meant."

"We are the people our parents warned us about."

Fav comedian: Dane Cook, words cannot describe how I feel about his work!

Fav Music: My Chemical Romance, Evanescence, Billy Talent, Spill Canvas, Jack Johnson, HelloGoodbye, Kimya Dawson...ect

Sign/Zodiac: Sheep/Leo

Intersts: I love singing, drawing/painting and of course writing! Hanging with friends and going to movies, like any normal teen.

If you have tendancy to talk to yourself, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If, for any paticular reason you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you havn't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said PULL or visa versa, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen UP the stairs, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like Snape AFTER the Deathly Hollows, copy and paste this onto your profile.

anyway, this is getting long, so ta ta for now!

emodraco :)