Chapter 6 in which various places and positions are tried through the afternoon, and a slashy time is had by all.

John tries to get Sherlock's attention. He succeeds spectacularly well, just not quite in the way he'd intended. Slash.

Is That an Emoticon in Your Pocket or Are You Just Happy to See Me? Rude emoticons .

Sherlock knows where the keys on his phone are, and he doesn't need to proof read his texts which leads to some interesting messages for John Watson. Can be seen as Slash. Inspired by "Waiters are Traitors" Iphone crack fic "Texts From Last Night".